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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
Female
Sweden

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(oh dear the naughty production...)
Relax have 6k stuffed animals in his backyard. (and one tea-pot sculpture)
So an update...
I've move in and I'm just down southern Sweden to get my cat up there.
Now... I faced a new problem.
What if, the only man in my heart, will sleep in another mans bed!
I mean, I want him by my side when I sleep, but now when I've been down here he's sleeping with my x!
It's not really fair...
What to do...?
Wake up dear, you are snoring!
Oh, sorry, it was just your dog, well since you're already up... how about...
(some coffee, but I wouldn't have time to say that.)
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Thanks Cat. Had to find a way to compete with yours

And although I love Family Guy, that monkey was getting a bit old.

Ling


Thought you just had went to the barber...
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Awwwww, come on! "The Sound of Music"? "My Fair Lady"? "The King and I"? R&S knew their sh*t!

Ling

Ling i dont care who dose it but if "The Sound of Music", "My Fair Lady", "The King and I" or any of that ilk goes near my dvd player, the telly gets it!!!



Oh, I could make you change that thought...
You havent seen the good possibilites with thoose movies.
Why watch a movie you -want- to see, if you have someone you'd rather o ther things with by your side.
Well, I'm happy I'll never need to buy one of thoose for that purpose...

Women with a hard time to sleep on their side is most likely because of the man behind them getting a hardon up against their backs.
I'd say make one for that aswell.
Then we can all spoon in peace.
I'd make you some soup if I ever got that wonderfull "soup stone" Dr hook

So, where did you come from?
Oh, should link this to a friends mother, she loves old cars!
:P
Wha...what? ehm.. oh... eh?
Alright... So, I was dancing through this thread when it was nice and empty. didn't post... but wow.. guess we think more the same than I wan't to admitt Durrasch.

Now get out of my house. *evil laughter*

What -I- don't understand is why the good deed is upon the company, when someone called and begged and pleeded to them like a mad woman.
Isn't it the one who asked them to do this who should have the publicity?
Cause, oportunities like this -is- something that most companies will take and accept for their PR.
When it's big enough in the stomach to kick him... make sure he doesn't annoy the kid.
Hehe, it will only hurt you more than the father if the baby tries to kick him too hard.
On the other hand. *giggles* he might become a world champion in karate.
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Explain how you got ripped off, Cat. This I want to hear.


Well thought would go to the bank and put the money on my savngs account.
The woman behind the counter took my money and replaced it with the normal bills. not that I did mind.
Then she SOLD them and got more money than I would earn from having my money in that special savings account.
Well, so I went and took out my money and bought the most beautifull little scratchboard and a sweet little pink toy.
And a gun to shoot the lady.
Think she got surprised when I came in with the gun, and it turns out it was a freakin hollywood gun, with rubber bullets... the bullet was like bouncing all over the damn bank. I had to chase after it. No other choice. So once the police came and I told them my story... they wouldn't believe me.
Anyhow, I'm sitting here on the asfalt. It's a good place to be. I escaped rather fast... I don't understand why they made women into police officers, f they made some money with unattractive men on. Seems people like thoose kind of things.
Woo!
Congratulations to the both of you.
Good job!
Wha? what guy?
I saw no guy... I didn't order a guy!
Oh... the blurry thing that tries to steal her away while she watches herself in the mirror and understand what it is he wants...
Oh dear... I really can relate to her...
The thing is, he should be able to use the browser of his own choice. Not everyone likes firefox that much.
I find it a mysterious thing.
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Mumbles, fystee burns the cereal, too.


I do not!!!! I just work alot of hours and cereal helps every now and then! I am a very good cook.....and mind you I get up every day at 4:30 am and cook my kids breakfast before I go to work!


Don't add too much vodka, Fystee.