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Catnip
Over 90 days ago
Female
Sweden
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Internet Sensation
I once took my father out for a ride
He told me he could make heaven slide
It would tremble down
Every time that I frown
over a lad who wont stay by my side
One was the sweet puff daddy
He took me out in his "Caddie"
His brain was small
we smashed into a wall
and at the hospital I found a new laddie.
The new boy had an enormous dick
even his arms were huge and thick
with passion so true
we did everything new
but he refused to kneel down and lick
I now was at the verge of giving in
every man seemed to be a ”No win.”
I called out to god
he sent me a fraud
a freaking fat guy trying to look thin.
I frowned and spat at the results of my life
I knew I'd never be a good loving wife
like out of the blue
Appear redheaded Sue
for her at last I ended my meaningless strife.
He told me he could make heaven slide
It would tremble down
Every time that I frown
over a lad who wont stay by my side
One was the sweet puff daddy
He took me out in his "Caddie"
His brain was small
we smashed into a wall
and at the hospital I found a new laddie.
The new boy had an enormous dick
even his arms were huge and thick
with passion so true
we did everything new
but he refused to kneel down and lick
I now was at the verge of giving in
every man seemed to be a ”No win.”
I called out to god
he sent me a fraud
a freaking fat guy trying to look thin.
I frowned and spat at the results of my life
I knew I'd never be a good loving wife
like out of the blue
Appear redheaded Sue
for her at last I ended my meaningless strife.
Internet Sensation
Quote by HoneyBee000
I would like to come back either as a man just to see what it like, and get away with that ball scratching thing men do even when your talking to a man haha you never see a woman give her boob a good scratch ha ha or re-ajust her bra in public haha.
The second thing I would come back as after I have come back as a man would to be a white-Tailed Eagle Owl I have always wanted to fly like a bird must be a wonderful feeling.
THey don't?
I feel alienated...
Internet Sensation
Quote by roccotool
Why is that, Cat?
I can't swim and the smell of swimming pools makes me ill.
I tried to show off that I could swim, when I couldn't, when I was young.
Don't know how many times the life guards in the bathing house had to rescue me.
ALso during the playtime during swimclass the guys thought it was funny to g unnder water and turn the matress you were floating on upside down. Leaving you under water with the damn thing over you.
I can swim on my back. And I love lying on a lake looking up at the nightsky. Like floating through space-
Who?
