I really can't think about someone else...
If I start thinking about someone else during I actually get really confused and have to stop.
I probably shouldnt think about anything... it's more common for me to start thinking about weird things than another person. xD
Hihi
They all have long hair when I leave them and most likely a beard.
I have my standards, if they dont look like it when I meet them they sure
(even though I never try to turn them into it)
all look like members of Dr. Hook, when Im done!
Who knows?
*whistles on "the wild rover"*
Also saw some weird home build vagina instruction.. while researching...
the tube thingy was supposed to be a plastic bottle, thet you cut the tip of...making sure it's big enough for you to enter.
then you cut out a piece of a spunge and glue to the bottom... then you do the, according to the guy hardest part... glue two ballons to the sides..
and hm Im not sure if you where to fill it with water before or after xD
then you take a glove and cut the wrist thing off (dont know why he didnt just use a wristband instead of destroying a glove) and attatch to the edge
so you dont cut yourself on the sharp edges and then you lube and fill the tube with hot water... or whatvever floats your boat *nods*
He also gave a tip. You can stick small holes in each balloon and it will feel like flowing pussy juices.
Over and out!
"Party on your pussy" Red hot chili pepper
What's for dinner?
Hm...
Don't know... I've always prefered the not so very bad guys.
Infact I've never ever hooked up with an arse...
Though I've always been around the lads and know very little about girls.QLQ5hsDwRnnIcHt6
Anyhow it might be the fact that the bad boys tell you they'll make your dreams come true while the nice ones say they will try.
user manual please...
Im not much of the glue person....
*gasps*
Smiler!! what shall we do... we need to make theese men realize that there is a world of wonderfull objects out there...
*goes to browse the internet for good suggestions for the lads to try*
Edit:
So apperantly you can take a thermo-flask and fill it up with macaroni, (let them cool off outside the thermo-flask...to a pleasant warmth)
still seem men strive for a mouth or pussy to put it in...
Cigarettes and chocolatemilk.
Rufus wainwright
My old classmates mum is hitting on me, what should I do?
Well, the thing with tentacles is I always gets lost in thought wondering wether or not they actually feel what they are doing xD so quite often if it's too many tentacles going on and they are not attatched to anything but just beeing controlled... hooooow do they know they are not going to far... on the other hand... if hentai with tentacles were real most of them ladies would have been dead... so I might just as well take it for what it is... hm... whatever that is...
Thanks for the replies.
Keep em comming!
Details, details, details.
*runs off to read other posts to find answers*
*looks outside the window*
atm very very very misty.
popcorn with chili and lime spices on and salt. a good movie and I can be up all night studying how bad actress I should never become.HDfAXqHmthlpyw6j 
I am just lucky enough to know few doctors and the oxygen breaks down the poison the alcohol leaves behind in your brain faster than the rehydration washes them away.
just have another drink. works most of the time 
(My disguise)
accordian I go to an accordian festival each summer (and hand out with the banjo players xD)
Fystee you are breaking my heart!
Beaver is a good pelt to enjoy. I love beaver.