*looks in the "penis for one day" magic spell book*
Now which one goes with this skirt...
1. I'd scream (if I didn't know from the start I was getting one) then trying to suck myself off and fail.
2. I'd pee
3. I'd call my master and let him come and take a look at it
4. I'd have it sucked
5. i'd find some guy to insert it to.
6. I'd swim naked
7. Find a girl (and get her pregnant hopefully for the laugh of it)
8. go to the sperm bank and wank off storing my sperm for my future reproduction.
=^.^=
(want one of thoose spellbooks...or potions for my research)
I -do- like it. *nods sagely*
Ugly Skank Bitch Twat
...and my master told me I shouldn't get more beautysleep...
You would most likely taste like mesquite tofu
.. now I have to check for good recipes and hang over the stove for all canibals that comes to my house...