Smashing post, thanks Shiva.
Apparantly, this sort of innuendo in British TV for children was reasonably common in the 70s. There was I believe a cartoon show called Captain Pugwash, about a pirate. Among the crew were characters such as Semen Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy. Of course this was the time of many British Carry-On films, so I suppose it's hardly any wonder. C.
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Charley
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Ever since I started having sex, there's been one question I've dreaded. It usually crops up about 5 minutes after the act, and more often in a new relationship. It goes:
"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"
It drives me crazy, because after sex I'm in a daze and too exhausted to be thinking anything. When I try to explain this, that I'm not thinking about anything, the reply is usually "But you must be thinking about something". To get around this I now just use a stock answer: "Football".
Anybody else got amusing suggestions for a reply?
What? Are you two in high school? What kind of a woman/man asks that question after they become an adult?
Well, Chef, I suspect I might be several years younger than you. Not young enough to be in 'High School' still, sadly, but of an age where I date women in their early 20s. In all seriousness, maybe it's an insecurity thing with them.
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Of course I can't answer for all the guys, but typically when in a loving relationship things like a bit of cellulite won't matter a bit. If on the other hand it's just a short, sexual relationship, then by the time the man sees you in a state of undress, your bit of cellulite will be the last thing on his mind. My advice would be in both cases to keep the lights on. Be confident about your body and that'll shine through.
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Ever since I started having sex, there's been one question I've dreaded. It usually crops up about 5 minutes after the act, and more often in a new relationship. It goes:
"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"
It drives me crazy, because after sex I'm in a daze and too exhausted to be thinking anything. When I try to explain this, that I'm not thinking about anything, the reply is usually "But you must be thinking about something". To get around this I now just use a stock answer: "Football".
Anybody else got amusing suggestions for a reply?
"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"
It drives me crazy, because after sex I'm in a daze and too exhausted to be thinking anything. When I try to explain this, that I'm not thinking about anything, the reply is usually "But you must be thinking about something". To get around this I now just use a stock answer: "Football".
Anybody else got amusing suggestions for a reply?
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I cannot in any honesty say that there's any pain if I do not ejaculate for a few days, but certainly the urge rises each day. And as another said above, the more days that pass the more chance of a wet dream. As to whether leaving things longer than a few days causes pain, I don't really know, as I haven't gone more than 2-3 days in a very long time. C.
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Could be that this has been done before here, but if not it might be nice for us to write a piece of erotica jointly, by continually adding 25 words (no more, no less) to a story. It'll be interesting to see where it goes. Here’s the opening:
"Pendulous clouds foretold of the coming storm, as Matt sped down the quiet, country road with miles of wilderness before of him. In the distance . . ."
"Pendulous clouds foretold of the coming storm, as Matt sped down the quiet, country road with miles of wilderness before of him. In the distance . . ."
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Well, Pixie, as a woman you're far better placed than I to comment on the comfort. And as I suspect most woman know, most men don't think first about a woman's comfort when looking at their garb. I'm sure we should be more thoughtful about such things.
But, what I can say, is that despite a bulge being natural, it can still often be extremely uncomfortable, especially when it's the product of overly tight trousers. Often difficult to control, too.
But, what I can say, is that despite a bulge being natural, it can still often be extremely uncomfortable, especially when it's the product of overly tight trousers. Often difficult to control, too.
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I was masturbating from the age of 4 or 5. This would take the form of laying on my front in bed and rubbing the underside of my penis against the mattress, until I got a warm, pulsating sensation, which was obviously an orgasm, although there was no ejaculation of course. I didn't actually ejaculate for the first time until I was 15 or 16, and unfortunately it was in a geography lesson at school. I was sat next to a girl called Tracy, who I found incredibly sexy. On this particular day the middle button of her blouse was undone and I kept getting a sly glimpse of her trainer bra covering her tiny breasts. I could feel my erection growing and then suddenly I had a very cummy pair of boxers. Spent the rest of the day trying to hide the damp patch.
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Yes, I enjoy masturbating over a woman, and then ejaculating over her. However, I am aware of myself enough to realise that at a sub-conscious level, this is a control thing, so I'd always make sure first that my partner was very comfortable with the situation. If so, then I particularly like to ejaculate over her bottom, so that I can watch my semen trickle down the crack and over her anus.