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Charley
Over 90 days ago
Male, 42
United Kingdom
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Funny enough, for most of us in the UK, when we hear "Toad in the Hole" we think of something very APPEALING.
I don't exactly know what Grits is, but I did have the misfortune of trying some in New Orleans once. I ordered it because I'd heard "Grits" mentioned in westerns and wanted to see what it was. Big mistake - horrible.
I don't exactly know what Grits is, but I did have the misfortune of trying some in New Orleans once. I ordered it because I'd heard "Grits" mentioned in westerns and wanted to see what it was. Big mistake - horrible.
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Quote by DBarclay
You can be anybody or anything on the internet so I will get a few things clear...
I was not a member of the SS during 1939 -1945... nor was I alive then ...
I have never been a member of any club who wears pointy hats or roll their trouser leg up
but I was a boy Scout dib dib dib
I have been tazered many times
I have bever been an astronaut except at disney
I have never been a politician but have followed their orders
well the PPS really
I have abused my powers againsts car clampers more than a few times
I have been a car park attendant in Tescos for a few hours
in fact I have had many jobs that only lasted a few hours
I have been stopped by a fake cop
I have never been an attorney or even played one in a film
I retired aged 49
I am now a registed lazy bastard ..now you all know my life story
That's the life story I want twenty years from now.
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None of the above. Instead, when I move, or new neighbours move next to me, I always invite the local biker gang round and hold an axe-throwing party in the back garden. It just lets people know where they stand and what to expect. Middle England can be rather rough these days, don't you know.
