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Charley
Over 90 days ago
Male, 42
United Kingdom

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." Aristotle.
I'm really sorry to hear that, mate. But think about it: it's not the size of your penis that's holding you back from enjoying life, it's your attitude to it. Be confident in your self and that will shine through. Honestly, if you're confident and fun to be around, then you immediately become attractive. Don't worry.
The sound of myself laughing at the thought of the videos I posted yesterday.
As with Run's answer above, the key for me is equality and a shared understanding (world view). And of course, we'd have to have a matching sense of humour. I've lost a few relationships because my partners didn't quite get what I considered funny. C.
Hmmm, that's a pity Birdie. Seemed to be working fine here. Give it another go; I think it's worth it.
All the best, mate. Congratulations! No more late nights on Lush, now. Charley.
Absolutely, all the time Zafia. A few years ago it was so difficult to control that I actually, well, you know. First time that happened was in a geography class - and I didn't even like geography. Nowadays it never goes that far, but I often have to tuck it down a leg. I can't say that I even find it embarrasing now if it's seen. After all, if someone sees, then they must have been looking down there.
Quote by chefkathleen
People that say arse when they mean ass.


I'd never say "arse" when referring to a four legged, long eared mammal related to a horse - i.e. a donkey. It just wouldn't be correct.
Never having taken drugs, I couldn't possibly comment. Guess it just says something about me, that I find this so funny withhout any chemical inducement.
I've never watched any Marx Brothers films, but I know they contain some funny quips, such as:

"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it." Groucho Marx
Gypsy, Gypsy, Gypsy, what on earth are you implying? Are you suggesting that I have some salacious motive? Could it be that you think I come to this site simply for titillation and cheap thrills? Well, okay, yes, it's mainly that, but I also have an inquiring mind! PM me anytime, so I can inquire further. Cx
Other types that piss me off include: whingers, winers, moaners, smoozers, arselickers (not literally, of course), arseholes, the insecure, the inept, and lastly for the moment, people who are insensitive and intolerant.
I can't really say that there's any one particular song or type of music that gets me in the mood for love making, but in my opinion by far the best piece of music to screw to (not make love) is the finale of Rossini's William Tell Overture. Classical (instrmental) is so much better in this respect, because it doesn't paint a picture with lyrics, and that leaves the mind free and open to the full experience.

So, stick it on, get with the building rhythm of it, hold for the pauses, and time the crescendo to perfection. C.

For those of you that do not know it:



Quote by gypsymoth
"No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical." – Nils Bohr


Good quote. Are you a quantum physicist, Gypsymoth?
Nice one Rocco, thanks. It reminds me of:

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde.
I'd like you to bend over and show me your "Mardy Bum" - Arctic Monkeys.

What would you have me do to your bum?