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ChelleLaBelle
Over 90 days ago
Female, 36
United States
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WEll i would have asked too because his pants were half way down his damn LEGS!!!! PULL THEM UP!
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WOMAN has MAN in it. MRS. has MR. in it. FEMALE has MALE in it. SHE has HE in it. No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, and yet men spend their whole lives TRYING to get back beween the legs of a woman. Why?? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!! Okay, okay I get it. It all makes sense now. I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnecologist, and when a woman has real problems, it's a HIStorectomy! Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN. Send this to all women you know to brighten their day and only the men who have a good sense of humor.
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
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I'm 18 and I need reading glasses....
Well, however old you are Danei, happy birthday!
Don't feel bad lydia. So do I. lmao
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Quote by sassycheergirlQuote by ChelleLaBelle
the more i do this Weight Watchers the more i realize i'm getting lazy and its making NO difference. Week 1) lost... week 2) gained...week 3) lost... week 4) gained.... WTF!?
thats what happined to me when i was on weight watchers
Its really starting to piss me off.lol
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i'd refuse to go! they won't allow two of my favorite dances! electric slide and cha-cha slide!? WTF!?
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Quote by MMonroe
Woo happy birthday!
I'm gonna be 20 in March and i'm a bit scared to be honest... no more being a teenager!!
I'm right there with you MMonroe! I turn 20 on February 7th and i'm a little nervous.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANEEIINCESTOR333!!!!
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the more i do this Weight Watchers the more i realize i'm getting lazy and its making NO difference. Week 1) lost... week 2) gained...week 3) lost... week 4) gained.... WTF!?
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Tia Alice is doing the dishes i do believe! *Happy dance*
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Quote by Zadi
OMG... I can't quite believe this conversation is happening on Lush... Sorry for being a spoilsport (I can't be the only person surely?)
Its not like we are naming her daughter. We're just giving our opinion on which name we like more.
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i vote Vivenne Rose. its a gorgeous name! With a nice ring to it!
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my fears are spiders, snakes, heights and the absolute worst.......... shots/IVs/blood draws. i can get tattoos and piercings but shots of anny sort i flip out like a little kid.
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lmfao what happened to just branding? lol now you've gotta burn it!?
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Applying for college and telling mom thinking she'd be happy and i get bitched at for which school i applied and at the major i chose. WTFH!?!?!
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Quote by Lady_LydiaQuote by Daneeiincestor333Quote by LushPrincess
Whoring up the forum…
Can i be a whore
Sure Danei, whore up this forum! Wooooooooot!
Please do! then Everyone can continue to bitch about those who constantly post. I declare war!
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Quote by eiotis123
If it were me:
Nice me:
1. Why are you even thinking about giving that tape out without ever talking to me from the beginning? Hell no, give me the tape!
2. If you respect the relationship we have, and you respect me, then hand it over.
Evil me:
If you hand the tape out and someone tells me they have seen it and/or it is seen on the net, I will sue your ass. (check your local state statutes on such issues and have them in hand just in case she tries to get cute.)
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Quote by Erosman
Definitely clean shaved....it is sooooo sexy. Landing strip would be a good second option, though.
Agreed
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Just finished "Go ask Alice" for a third time. I'm thinking about reading the Twilight saga again! 
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Quote by oniel
I love this one! there is just such a need and desire in her eyes.
