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ChelleLaBelle
Over 90 days ago
Female, 36
United States

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1. What was your weirdest masturbation experience? hmmm i'd have to say the time mom walked in on me. luckily i was covered up and i quickly acted like i was taking a nap.

2. What was the funniest thing that happened to you today? I was trying to tell the kids how they're supposed to be posed. It was a simple cross your arms with your elbows on your knees and back straight well for some reason i kept saying "put your ankles on your shoulders". The kids looked at me like i had 4 heads... That's what happend's on 'rush rush rush' days.

3. Have you ever been instantly attracted to someone without knowing why? Yes, in Middle school. So i asked him out. We dated for a year and a half. I still to this day can't figure out why i was so attracted to him.




1. Whats your favorite song right now?
2. Whats one thing the opposite sex can do that you wish you could do?
3. What is your favorite quote?
1. My life would be complete if... I had my love by my side.
2. My job is best described as... not good enough. why barely get paid to deal with kids from pre-school to seniors in high school???
3. I never tell people... That I'm bisexual and I'm head over heals in love with a beautiful woman.


1. How old were you when you got your first pet? (if you never had any then what would you want?)
2. How many kids do you want/ have?
3. why?
I don't use it. unless I'm quoting someone or I'm in the IM thingy i much use "u" instead of you. but i VERY rarely do that.
Who wants to take this snow!?!?! I need it to go away so schools will stop closing and i can get paid for taking pictures!!!!!!!!
Your score is: 55

What does your score mean?

Although you’re not a total sissy when it comes to scary stuff, you do get scared now and then. You may not jump or scream for your mommy every time you watch a scary movie or when something goes bump in the night, but it does leave your nerves a little frayed. (Don’t worry, you can admit it to us – we won’t tell anyone). Overall however, you’re pretty much as cool as a black cat when it comes to scary stuff, and even if something does freak you out, you’re probably one of those rational people who always has a reasonable explanation for every creaky sound or ghost story that you hear.
vanilla- he never called, never asked me out on dates, there wasn't even any PDA!!! lmfao no hugging kissing holding hands. NAH-TIN! it was a waisted year and a half of middle school.
I believe i was 11 or 12 when i first realized rubbing myself down there felt good. but 8 or 9 years later i still haven't reached orgasm
I LOVE snow! I've always said I'd gladly move to Maine or Alaska. but this year I'm ready for the snow to go AWAY!!! We had a winter storm on Friday and we got 5 inches, then we had a storm Monday night and got 6 inches, then on Tuesday night we got 3 hours. and now we are supposed to get another winter storm on Sunday night. This is very weird for southern ohio! we flip out when we get 3 inches!!! lol

BUT IM READY FOR SPRING!!!!!
Congratulations CQ!!!! I'm sure shes beautiful! definantly keep us updated on how the baby girl is doing!!!
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No that's ok. You have it just fine. I missed your last response. Shall we have it again?


sure, no problem, here it is again:

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or maybe it wasn't meant to be a joke.


it wasn't? well, maybe I was thrown off by this response then:

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Smart woman.9XXhTBSJ9zqTzDjy


It made it seem like a joke, you know, laughing emoticon and all.

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I understand you have missed my point in my response to Mara but again, it wasn't made to you.


Yet, it's an open forum and if my nerves get touched then I'll respond. Abusive parents aren't always in the business of teaching lessons, after-school special style, sometimes it's just to hurt us. Comparing us to 'hoes' is not a lesson, and you wouldn't know otherwise unless you actually know her mother, which I doubt. I had the same issues, and don't want anything to do with 'lessons' they taught me, I'm better off without them.



LadyX other than Mara your my new favorite person!!!
I say yes because the picture could set off the story big time. I think stock photos are a good idea as long as there are many to choose from. personal photos would be better. but I understand there would be copyright issues. I know there is a story of Mara's that i LOVE but she won't post it on here because she can't post a picture with it. Even if we could do the picture folder thing that Exakta66 said. That would be good! because then the people who WANT to see the photos can look and those who don't want to don't have to! To each their own!
I love how people place judgment where judgment doesn't need to be placed because they don't know what goes on at home!!!!!!!!!
Just because someone seems one way online doesn't mean they're that way offline!

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I hope Mara didn't buy you a male stripper or something.


Haha nope. but she did post in her blog for me! biggrin
[CHELLE

Dude.. Chelle is fantastic, I shall call her chelletastic.

An Irresistible beautiful goddess. Life's true gift. Consider yourself blessed to have known her.

The name Chelle refers to a person who is strictly homosexual and only likes to stick their tongues in male assholes.

A female with a gooch.
Hey look at me, I'm Chelle and I'm mad homo
SO NOT TRUE! lol





MICHELLE

Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."


Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
"That girl is pulling a Michelle"

1.one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
2. crazy sexual postion where you don't even know what is going on.
3.a different dimension.
I was with "michelle" the other day and OMG it is was amazing.
I tried the "michelle" last night and it was the best thing ever.
I wish i could travel to "michelle" like Martin did
*pouts* I have a feeling this is going to be another miserable birthday weekend to add to the list*
-- I am the youngest of 4. The oldest is 35 and the youngest is 30 and i am the only female.

-- I'm not sure how old i was (anywhere from 6 months to a year and a half) but I was sitting in a lawn chair and my mom let go of the arm rest turned away to pick up a drink off the ground and i tiped over and busted my left eye. now whenever i get hit there hard enough the entire side of my face turns black and blue.

-- When i was younger my father used call me Flinstone Feet because i have a condition tat causes my big toes to turn in.

-- During the summer i love to roll down all the windows in my car and turn my radio all the way up and sing along and annoy everyone around me.

-- A year after i got my drivers licens in 07 i got pulled over for speeding driving a friend home after going to see Hairspray at the cinema. And i never told my mother.


And last but not least

--I was in my fathers comercials for his car lot from the age of 4 till about.... 9. And i fell out of a golf cart on accident during one of them... they worked itto the comercial. I remember getting recognized at school. and now if i tell anyone I was in comercials for Time Auto SalesPadock meets Vine at the big Indian sign they automatically recognize me.