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ChuckEPoo
8 hours ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Oxnard

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Quote by BethanyFrasier
Nearly everyone is a thief, to a greater or lesser degree, be it hotel robes or pens from work, all the way up to embezzled funds, or even a girl's panties! What have you stolen? Or are you scrupulously honest?


Well the pen thing is probably not conscious stealing. Usually. But yes a girls panties. Once. Does buying something and they delivered it twice count?

I tried to steal candy from PX as a kid and got caught. It was a reflection on my father as base commander. Yup, got the belt.

In general I don't steal. If they over change me I bring it to the cashiers attention. I wouldn't last on the streets. Heck, I don't even cheat on my taxes. You wanna talk about crooks? Let's talk IRS...
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

Or... I just lick the tip of my nose.
Quote by Milik_the_Red
I've been a gentle, even a vanilla lover all my life but now have found myself in a very satisfying D\s relationship with my darling Simplicity. She is a natural submissive and she has introduced me to a whole new world of rough or even edgy sex. At first I was hesitant. I wasn't really sure about her desire for certain things that caused pain. Spanking in its various forms and what not. I was worried in that I wasn't sure how she would react, but once we did, I found I loved it. So yes. For me it was difficult to understand her needs but once i did. I embraced them completely.


Sounds a lot like my relationship with Carol.
I've got a naturally gentle soul with a wife that likes a take charge guy. So I roll play... a lot. Spanking is an art, along with the right hair grabbing technique. It helps is she has been a very very bad girl.
Quote by sprite


i thought you sailed gunships...? obviously, i know nothing. smile



I've been through so many crazy things if I said them all you'd either think I was exaggerating or that I need intervention therapy. Lol.

I was shot down in combat flying a gunship... Twice. Surfed a 30 foot wave... unsuccessfully, and was rescued by a jet ski. Survived a main chute failure in airborne training and managed to deploy the reserve. Ended up breaking my tail bone on the hard landing. Hang glided off the cliffs in Carpenteria. Flipped a jet ski. The real crazy crap I'll keep to myself.
Quote by avrgblkgrl


I don't know what I'd do without you here. There have been moments when your kindness just pulls me out of a hole. I appreciate you so much and your wife. You have a big heart and you put it into your writing. I love that. I think of when we first started sending notes to one another. I know I've grown as a writer and you have too. I've seen it. All the while, you reach out and encourage everyone you come in contact with here. That's special.

Where is that book?! I'm so excited for you. I'm pleading to at least be a Beta reader. Please.

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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Over and above what I had ever thought. And the ride continues. After all, all things work together for good... The seemingly bad stuff was infinitely more productive in my life than the easy stuff. How about you? Is there anything in your life you value highly that didn't come with a price? Hardship develops character, perseverance, humility and tolerance.
No. I really don't care for body art. There are tasteful and overly done ones. The tramp stamp is so common now that I almost expect it. Living at the beach I get an eyeful of them. A little rose on the shoulder or butt is tasteful in my view but I just can't imagine permanent ink on the face and neck to be a good decision. You can get away with it at twenty but what will it look like on a 60 year old?


I use to believe it was when you had sex with another person outside your relationship, either married or committed intended. But I believe it occurs way before intercourse. It starts with the intent. Like the old country western song. Your cheating heart will tell on you...
There are some seriously deep things being confessed here.

1. It might surprise you but I'm a bleeding heart... conservative, but all the women I care for are liberal.

2. I like chick flicks and cry at the end... sometimes.

3. Came from an abusive family situation and still harbor hate.

4. Although I'm a pilot, I am terrified of heights. I'm talking about paralyzing fear looking over a cliff.

5. When I'm sick, I'm a big baby. (Carol nods her head.)
I guess the things that pop out to me are the formulated sex patterns. Things like there are seldom any average body types in fantasy stories. Every guy is hung like a horse. The girls have DD boobs that crave giant cocks and anal sex. And yeah, no one wears condoms. Plus the red hot mamas never seem to have a period.

I personally find stories that are closer to reality more appealing because I can relate to them. Stories where cheating or even open marriage has consequences. Where infidelity is met by painful results of broken vows and promises that take a monumental effort to overcome.

Anyway, I see your point about safe sex in stories.
Well no one is perfect so she should be loving and...
Intelligent and...
Beautiful and...
Have a magnetic personality and...
Must be tolerant and...
Possess big tits and...
Be a dedicated mom and...
Demonstrate an insatiable sex drive and...
Have a gorgeous smile and...
Laugh at my lame jokes and...
Forgive my stupidity and...

Wait... I've already found her. My wife Carol.
When I was younger and we didn't have kids. Nothing harder to explain than a morning woody. So I never took the chance.
Quote by Buz
That's easy. Multiple orgasms and not having recovery time between fucks.


Ditto. Plus it is easier to fake an orgasm.
Lush is what you make of it.

I'm learning to write fiction.

I've made some great friends and acquaintances.

I've learned my opinion is just one in a sea of opinions and there are two sides to every issue. (Or three or four...)

I've also discovered the average cock size on lush is 9".

Cute cat pics defuse the most angry situations.

If you're easily offended, stay away from think tank.
Quote by Dani
I don't think they're all limited to Lush, but the internet or life in general.

1. Just because I have an opinion, it doesn't always need to be shared, especially with total strangers.
2. Sometimes I just don't have an opinion, so I don't need to make one up just to contribute to a conversation.
3. Telling strangers that they're ignorant/bigoted most likely won't result in changes in said strangers' attitudes, but it sure is funny as fuck to watch their blood boil when confronted with progress that they can't control.
4. People aren't entitled to any part of me, be it my time, my energy, my emotions, or my thoughts. I can choose to share or not to share any of these things in any capacity of my choosing with anyone of my choosing.
5. I am completely in control of my experience here due to lesson #4.
6. It's okay to let someone in, so do it as often as it feels right.
7. Titties are always appreciated.






We are in an open marriage. We've tried different scenarios with mixed results. First of all, your marriage must be strong to survive it. Fantasy and reality are two different things completly. What ever you imagine, it is different.

Peoples emotions and desires don't fit nicely into your mental script. One guy stocked my wife and openly wanted to date her and take her away from me. Even though it was made clear to him in the beginning it was a one time thing.

Another guy was so nervous he couldn't get it up. Left in embarrassment.

We had a positive experience with a young enthusiastic college student that seemed to be like the energizer bunny. Lol.

We are presently in a holding pattern reconsidering the risk factor. Which is extremely high.
That's a new one for me. I've not had an orgasm before but saw no reason to fake it. I hope that's true with her too.
Well I use to think she was a non-involved dead fish. Why isn't she putting in the effort? Then I read this book a friend gave me about how to be a better lover. I suddenly realized she was acting tired and non-interested because she was.. Tired. She was working, taking care of our son, cooking, cleaning, and paying the bills. No wonder she wasn't enthusiastic.

So I discovered that preparing your lover meant more than rubbing her tit. I started helping more around the house, discovering I not only could cook but loved it. Bought her gifts for... No apparent reason. Took a community college class in massage. A miracle happened. My dead fish changed into a tiger shark.

Point is that there are two people involved. You might look inward.