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ChuckEPoo
5 hours ago
Straight Male
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Let me get this right... You want me to share my biggest "secret" on the Internet? I think Donald and Hillary should go first. I gotta think theirs would make mine seem puny. So I'll just use their line. "I don't recall."
What would you do if you came home and found your girlfriend masturbating?

Hmmm. I'd tell her to hurry the fuck up, my wife will be home soon.
My wife and I are kinda new to the scene. We've have mixed reviews. There are risks. One guy fell desperately in love with her and stalked my wife for weeks. I had a serious talk with him. We had another guy get so nervous that he couldn't get it up and spent two Hours apologizing.

My advice is don't do it if you're not prepared to go all the way. If your hubby is pushing you to do this and he can't handle it, then it is on him not you.

Have fun.
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Sometimes Sprite gets really, really drunk and just deletes a bunch of people.

There's nothing we can do.



From the evidence presented it looks like the fault is Cleo el Gato, not Sprite. You can't trust those damn cats. They are devious.
Norton seems to work well for me. However, I don't frequent porn sites. They can test the limits of your anti-virus software. Thing is that there are for some reason assholes out there working hard to hurt other people. No matter what you have, it is not fool proof.
I still have flight manuals from my training on an AH-1 Cobra Attack Helicopter. I don't have a gunship parked in my back yard. There are tons of military unclassified training manuals for everything. A claymore was a shaped anti-personnel charge introduced during Vietnam. So I wouldn't get upset about it.

I'm more concerned about these internet plans on how to build bombs out of common ingredients found in the local hardware store.
Who'd ever want to become the 51st state? Puerto Rico has voted no several times. Why become a state when you have all the entitlements but none of the taxes?
Is this the Boy Scouts?

Ok here goes.
The word for the day is... Legs

The Slogan for the day is... Spread the word.
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When are you guys going to wake up and do something ABOUT gun control.
I don't like either of your impending presidents but I would vote for the one that does something about reducing the number of guns in the publics hands.


I think it might be prudent to honor Rachel's request to not turn this into a partisan fight about gun control. That might be another thread another time.

Right now we mourn this senseless killing as a nation. Today was flag day. We put ours at half staff across the nation.
If it were not for camel toes I'd probably just quit going to the gym all together.
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This is mild by comparison, but I had a pet monkey when I was a kid.


I spank the monkey constantly.
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The virginal me believed in love and then sex. But once I passed that first love hangover, I really felt that waiting for sex was overrated--beautiful, but overrated. I'll do sex before love with no guilt or intention of loving. There would have to be something I loved about you (an initial attraction), but I didn't have to be falling in love with you to fuck you. My guy and I started out with the definite clarification that this was a purely sex thing. It made me feel so mature. Did everything possible to keep it that way. LOL Well what can I say, marriage is great.

I think it's important to not get "just sex" and love confused.


Ditto. Also when sex gets confused as love it always leads to heart break. Always. My first wife as an example. It was lust at first sight. She was literally a beauty queen. I didn't just want to fuck her, I wanted to possess her. It ended badly. Love and sex are two different animals. Love is more about the soulful connection of mind and spirit. If you have that, the sex can be much much more. But it doesn't take love to have mind blowing, toe curling sex.
And yet another case of hate by radical Islamic terrorism. It appears the killer was under investigation in the past.

This isn't just a hate crime against gays, it is a hate crime against all civilized people's. We are at war against the haters, no matter how they disguise themselves screaming Allah Akbar.

The God I believe in is about love, forgiveness, and reconciliation, not hate, and judgement.
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It usually feels like the guys who look the best don't know how to keep a conversation going


Wow what a loaded question. If I said I didn't think I'm boring, then I guess that means I'm ugly.

In reality, sometimes the guys that are drop dead handsome have gotten by on their looks so long they haven't had to rely on a personality to charm the ladies.

That goes two ways also. Why are some of the ditziest women drop dead gorgeous? Then there is the exception. My wife Carol is stunning to look at and so smart I have to build more walls to hang her degrees on.
Well Buz, I should have spent more attention in college to history than math and science. What you say is interesting about California. Citing those population statistics, California has a larger population than all of Canada.
A Winters Day

That winter's day was pure and white,

A nip of cold in morning’s light.
 
The chimney’s smoke was twisting high,

Reaching up to the grey blue sky.

It took me back to our faded youth,

A less complex time of trust and truth.

The days were long and filled with joy,

Our love was fresh, not brash and coy.

The still air was broken by icy chill,

Snowflakes falling on the window sill.
 
The journey was long, my trek complete,

It was now time to rest my weary feet.

I saw your cabin just up ahead.

A place of warmth to lay my head.

Now I was finally standing at your door.

My heart was full, but my love was more.

You welcomed me with glowing smile,

 And invited me to stay awhile.

I lay with you, sprawled by the fire,

Your sensual touch ignited my desire.

Our bodies burning from lust and flame,

This union removed all the past and pain.

You moaned your pleasures in my ears.

Our song was sung through joyful tears.

We laughed and played like no time had past.

But our history showed we could never last.

My time was up and we knew I could not stay,

But I would always cherish this cold winter's day
Damn! You impress me Buz. Interesting history lesson. That was kinda a bad century for the UK.
I've said it before but it's worth repeating. I'd love the ability to delete things from my timeline page.
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FOR A FRIEND WHO CONSIDERS SUICIDE

[Because I too know. ABG]


I have no right to ask you to live
when you have already sharpened the blade
and found the strongest pulse.

You have fought the serpents longer than
the best of us, wrestling with their
thrashing tails and speaking sane above
the sound of their rattlers in your head.

When their fangs pierced your skin again
and again, it was your mouth
not mine
that found the marks
and cleansed your veins,
sucking hard
to stay alive.

But that was then,
you tell me,
and this is now.

You have prepared the poison.
It is your life
and your pain
and your right
to end it all.

End it
if you must
but in your note
write in a clear hand
that in the other world
you will remember
these things:

the velvet touch of friendship
the sound of laughing children
the sight of men and women
in their winter years smiling Spring
and the feel of lovers you have known
who delivered on their promise
to take you to the heavens.

Before you leave,
tell me you will remember
that you were the loving sister
who prepared feasts for others
from a cupboard bare.

Write that note,
my friend,

It is your antidote.

~ Gloria Wade-Gayles




This was on of the most powerful poems I have ever read. Thank you for sharing this. I say through my tears.
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The guys are taking me to X-Men: Apocalypse this weekend.


It sucks. Lol
If we add a 51st it will be one of our existing territories like Puerto Rico. We fought a war (actually 2) to be free from the UK so I can't ever see that happening.