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CleverFox
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Colorado

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Breast implants don't really make any difference to me.

As for the second question, her getting implants to go from an a cup to a d cup, it is her body and her choice. If I love her for being her then her breast size won't change her in my opinion but I would be afraid that she might be looking to trade up after she got the implants. But then all of life is taking chances.
Quote by 2706ali
If i was being honest to myself .....i could seduce and would in the right cicumstances,a sexless marriage,where she wasnt being shown any interest,as a way to show her she could still attract interest.


How very noble of you for your self sacrifice. (That is sarcasm for the sarcastically impaired.)
There is only one married woman I would consider seducing and the only reason I would consider it is because she was my fiancé and she cheated on me with the man to which she is married and left me for him. But then I think I would rather sleep with a complete stranger because there is a chance that something bad wouldn't happen.
Quote by sweetestsammi
What's so funny? True story ... I'm proud of my tight pussy!


I am not laughing about your tight pussy, in fact, I am impressed. But just the thought of anybody having to go to the ER to have a sex toy removed puts me into hysterics and the visual of a women jumping to try to get the ben wa balls out of her just has me in stitches. I have several family members in different medical professions and they talk about sex toys that were removed from various bodily orifices. I can only think of a few more embarrassing things.

Do you think they may have used a magnet to remove them? Or maybe a cardiac ballon?

A sister-on-law of mine that is a nurse said she helped to remove a vibrator that had gotten stuck in a woman, it was still running when they got the vibrator out of her.
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I'm not in good shape, but eat decently but have been told even by the smallest of docks ghat I'm super tight. I stopped using ben wal balls after I couldn't get them out, not even by jumping around! Lol I was so scared that I would have to go to the Dr. So I sat in a hot bath and had to masterbate enough to relax all my muscles and then squatted and fingered myself till them came out! Lol relief!


Quote by 1ball
I've been told that jumping out the door of an airplane in flight makes your pussy get tighter. Your asshole, too.


I understand that ben wa balls help exercise the Kegels as well.
I went to two different High schools so I have two mascots. The first is a bulldog and the second was the Fighting Irish.

This all reminds me of a story about an intermural basketball team in Eton Colorado several years ago and the team named picked by a group of native Americans. When I heard the name I laughed my ass off but I am afraid that people here might find it offensive so if you want to know what it is then ask me in a private message.
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A 1948 [I think] Harley 45 in 1954


Was the left foot pedal the clutch and did it have the shift lever for the left hand?
My first car was an 87 Plymouth Turismo Duster. I got it in 88 with 12 k miles on it. Within two years the carborator needed rebuilt and finally the electrical system died in 93. I replaced it with a 93 Ford Festiva, that car was a little tank, nothing stopped it but snow deeper than six inches.

My current car turned into a turd sandwich over the weekend so now my my main vehicle for transportation in an 04 Harley-Davidson Sportster 883 XL. What a chick magnet!
A pumpkin is a fruit? Damn, I am still confused about the tomato.
I hope you and your husband managed to find a name that both of you liked. Sorry, I didn't mean to revive a dead thread.
And where is the derogatory comment about somebody? Those comments are equating getting her ben wa balls to those actions. So please walk away because you have just proven you have nothing to say of value.
By the way, I didn't make any derogatory comments about anybody.
Because I equated getting her ben wa balls to how she would feel if he did any of those other things for her. I think we can all agree that if he did those things she would be upset because he would be telling her that her body needs work. And Banshee admitted that he didn't know that they could be used to strengthen her Kegels muscles. What if he went ahead with this plan and got her the balls and the thought to run through her mind was "He thinks my pussy is too loose". Don't you see that possibility? Wouldn't that make for a romantic night?

But if you don't like the warning, then please ignore it.
I am sorry but I there is nothing in the posts that say his wife was involved this whole time. So I am calling you on that BULLSHIT.

Why do I need to ask about anybody's thoughts or experiences with any sex toy?
Well Dude,

I was trying to tell him that getting her ben wa balls could blow up in his face the same way doing any of those things would blow up in his face. I made no assumptions on what his wife was like. I am sorry I didn't wrap my message up in a pretty package so it would be more acceptable.

So it looks like you ASSumed I made judgements on his wife, the same way you ASSumed I deleted my posts because I regreted them, Dude.
I deleted them not because I regretted them but because I could see that they were not welcome, even though Banshee69 did solicite in a public forum.
My 27 year old nephew were eating turkey legs when he stated that turkey was the pork of the fowl food group. I couldn't agree more.

My nephew also told me that he has a screen saver that is a blue background with the pink sillowette of a pig dancing on it. There is a pink square that says next to it "Parts of the pig that taste good" he is in the air force and when he goes through customs in Arab countries he makes sure that the battery is drained.
#84. Point your hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

I work on highway asphalt paving projects and I have to carry an inferred surface thermometer that is shaped a little like a radar gun. I will point it at on coming traffic with me cell phone at my ear and it really does slow down traffic.
I once asked my mother why she never got upset about the toilet seat being left up. She told me that my father had grown up in a house with seven men and one woman so he never learned to put the toilet seat down and the fact that there were four brothers and one sister in our family ment that it was much easier for her to remember to check the toilet seat herself than to try dragging that particular ox cart across China five times.

Now I always leave the toilet seat down. I have two dogs and three cats in the house. Both of the dogs are confirmed poop eaters (my nephew wants to make a scarlet 'P' to hang on their colors). It is the only way I can think to keep those animals from drinking the toilet water.
Ladies, you have me laughing so hard that I almost wet myself.
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I couldn't agree more. I sure wish Canada would cut ties with this lot. Burns me up to see her pic on our currency......I'd rather a beaver and a Canada goose on it.


Any currency with a beaver on it is legal tender in my book. Austerity is just an excuse not to tax rich people so they can keep soaking up all the money in the form of high interest loans.
When I was in high school I got hold of a Penthouse and read the forum section, it was great. Also, the pictures were pretty good too