To the one special woman in my life "Lest make love again". To anybody else "Get the fuck out!"
Hand her a riding crop, drop your pants, bend over and say,"Spank me Mommy, I have been a baaaaaaad boy!"
If that doesn't work it sounds like being dominant just isn't in your wife's nature.
I would watch until they finished and then applaude loudly while yelling "Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!"
Actually I would probably just leave them alone unless they were people I wanted to embarrass.
This is for guys that like to get women to cheat on their boyfriends, husbands or other significant others.
If you get a woman to cheat with you on her significant other, that is to say, somebody she has been seeing for years, (for simplicity I am going to say 'he') and then dump him and you start a long term relationship with her, how can you trust her?
I mean, if you could get her to cheat on her boyfriend/husband, doesn't that mean that another man could get her to cheat on you?
If you are thinking that she wouldn't cheat on you because that isn't in her nature you just proved that it is her nature.
Because she tells you that she loves you? Don't you think she told those same things to the guy on which she cheated?
If you think that you are so great looking, suave, debonair and loaded with cash, I am sure there are guys better looking, have more money and have better personalities too.
So how do you trust her? Even if you are married and have children then she could really take you to the cleaners with alimony and child support. And if you have an iron-clad prenuptial agreement, that tells me you never really trusted her and if you don't trust her, how can you claim to love her?
Again, how do you trust her?
In the mid 1990's I dated a women from Ukrain. Her first language was Russian, her second language was Ukrainian and her third language was English. After the third time we made love I had to ask her what 'harrosho' ment because she kept repeating it. She would say it deep in her throat, almost like a growl. When she answered me, she just smiled and said 'Harrosho' is the Russian word for 'good' or 'well done'.
You know you are doing things right when your girlfriend looses the ability to speak English and she reverts to her native tongue.
Her accent was beautiful and I still miss it today.
I would take super strength while sitting and then become a professional arm wrestler.
Very few people here recognize sarcasm.
Batman. Bond is a government agent that assassinates people on government orders without trial. That strikes me as a government gone horribly wrong. Batman works on his own and he tries to apprehend his villains in a manner that the authorities can take the villains into custody.
I am a red head with a talent for solving very difficult puzzles.
Remember to take them out before you go through airport security.
Also, take them out before sex. I can't imagine your boyfriend would like his dick slamming into a couple of metal balls.
So you start an argument with me and when you see you can't win you "walk away" and act like you are mature? If you were mature then you would have kept your big fat fucking mouth shut in the fucking first place. Asshat.
One of my flannel shirts and nothing else.
When I was in college just before I was going to take a final the girlfriend I was seeing gave me a lunch she had made for me. In the lunch she had put a note telling me how she felt about me. It wasn't anything sexual but it had me feeling very good when I went into the final.
I love that look on the the last woman's face.
I wouldn't have a problem going to see a chick flick with a girlfriend or date. Usually my girlfriends liked watching the movies I liked to see.
But I would never go to see the twilight movies or any sort of movie that romantizes vampires. I had a college room mate for a short time that was a complete psychopath. He fit the mold of a vampire perfectly. He cared nothing for anybody other than himself. The only people he hung out with were people that he could use for his own pleasures, male or female. He thought he was Hannibal Lechter but really wasn't nearly intelligent enough to get away with it. He sucked the life from anybody that would let him.
He was the closest thing to pure evil I have ever met.
He had a girl he was fucking at school and another girl he was fucking back in his home town. I wanted to tell these girls that they were just the sex dolls he used to make love to himself but I know they wouldn't have believed me. They thought that somehow their love would change him. He was such a manipulative shit.
"Ma-na Ma-na
Doot doo da doo da
Ma-na Ma-na
Doot doo da doo
Ma-na Ma-n
Doot doo da doo doo da doo doo da doo doo da doo doo doo da da"
I am really glad I got her to cum first by going down on her, now I can concentrate on coming myself. Jessica Beal Jessica Beal Jessica Beal Sally Struthers, GOD DAMMIT! How did she slip in there? Now I have to start all over again.
You think somebody that ordered the prime rib and lobster tail for dinner would at least move around a little. There she goes, she is rubbing my back, even grabbing my ass. Holy crap! She is going to finger my asshole. Jessica Beal Jessica Beal Jessica Beal. OUCH! DAMN does she have a fish hook glued to that nail?
I am getting a little tired here too, I guess I shouldn't have had the prime rib and lobster tail or I should have waited longer after dinner. Hey! Who knew sex was like swimming? Wait a half hour after eating.
Those 32D tits of hers really feel good against my chest and I know she loves when I suck on them and use my tongue.
I am getting close again. Jessica Beal Jessica Beal Jessica Beal Betty White (what the fuck?) too close too close can't stop Jessica Beal Jessica Beal Jessica Beaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"
Wow, I feel really good and holding her feels wonderful. I wonder if I could get her to make a sandwich for me?
the whole story in one shot onto the the submission page. After I am done writing the story I preview it and fix any grammatical errors. I wish I could have somebody else proof read my story, that always worked very well in college but nobody that knows me knows that I write stories for a pornographic web site. 
