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CleverFox
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 59
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Quote by AudioLee
I chose watercolors, since apparently he's been getting into painting self-portraits lately. Almost creepy.
I have seen those paintings of his. These paintings might get an Honorable Mention at a high school art festival if the judges were feeling generous or just plain drunk.
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Quote by LOVES4PLAY
CRAZY DIAMOND; Asked"What about a Bakers dozen?' Consider this; which is heavier A pound of feathers or a pound of gold? ( is the TROY Weight scale still being used?)
Sorry but a Troy ounce is defined as one tenth of a pound. There is no such thing as a Troy pound.
A pound is a pound the world 'round.
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Quote by Nikki703
Someone mentioned Prince. I dont like his music but he is actually a very talented guitarist which never seems to be mentioned.
I mentioned any band fronted by Prince. I always thought that he is a very good guitarist but his bands only play his songs and all of his songs are two measures repeated over and over until there is a break which is another two measures repeated over and over. Prince just doesn't have any really good musical ideas unless it is for his guitar solo. I guess he doesn't want the band to upstage him.
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Why do I let this happen to me every time a woman with a pretty face says she has feelings for me? I know it is going to end with me feeling like my heart has shards of glass inside of it that makes me want to scream each time it beats. She told me the truth, we both knew because of circumstance beyond our control that it probably wouldn't work.
But I played myself for a fool.
But I played myself for a fool.
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Yes but what I really remember was a girl a year behind me in high school that had a crush on me and I was not attracted to her at all. I always ignored her crush because I didn't want to hurt her, I remember how there were some girls that really humiliated me when they found out I had crushes on them but they had decided I wasn't good enough for them.
It is funny how Karma works. There was a girl I liked but she didn't like me so she had my sister tell me instead of telling me herself. The girl then developed a huge crush on one of my brothers. This brother then blew her off. Funny thing is this brother and I look very similar, he is the Italian version and I am the Celtic version.
It is funny how Karma works. There was a girl I liked but she didn't like me so she had my sister tell me instead of telling me herself. The girl then developed a huge crush on one of my brothers. This brother then blew her off. Funny thing is this brother and I look very similar, he is the Italian version and I am the Celtic version.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Think about it this way. Assuming both these desserts are made with the same ingredients and will ultimately taste the same, which anal cupcake would you rather eat?
Anal Cupcake #1:
Anal Cupcake #2:
See, aesthetics can be important...
Either one
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1. A woman that shares a mutual attraction with me.
2. Toothbrushes and mint toothpaste.
3. Loads of SPF 100 sunscreen(I burn easily).
4. Razors and shaving cream.
5. A pot for heating water over a fire(some nice warm water would be good for shaving my face and her legs and anything else she would like to keep bare).
2. Toothbrushes and mint toothpaste.
3. Loads of SPF 100 sunscreen(I burn easily).
4. Razors and shaving cream.
5. A pot for heating water over a fire(some nice warm water would be good for shaving my face and her legs and anything else she would like to keep bare).
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I like Underoos myself, the girlfriend gets really hot when I wear the Batman set or the Wolverine set.
Damned difficult to find those things in adult sizes.
I have been trying to get the girlfriend to wear the Wonder Woman set but she refuses. I think it would be really hot to get it on as her as Wonder Woman and me as Wolverine but she says she will only do it if she gets to be Wolverine.
(Thoughtful pause for a moment)
Does this mean I am dating a Kinky Bitch?
Damned difficult to find those things in adult sizes.
I have been trying to get the girlfriend to wear the Wonder Woman set but she refuses. I think it would be really hot to get it on as her as Wonder Woman and me as Wolverine but she says she will only do it if she gets to be Wolverine.
(Thoughtful pause for a moment)
Does this mean I am dating a Kinky Bitch?
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Quote by Dudealicious
This is an absolutely ridiculous idea in my opinion....A cuddle is more intimate to me then many other things in life. I would need to be connected to the person that was cuddling with me. Quite frankly, I think this is a form of prostitution "light".
Besides the prices are very similar to that of a massage......I would benefit much more from that then a cuddle from a stranger.J8cksoVoKWWV5bow
I agree with Dudealiscious that it is a form of prostitution light but then I wouldn't really have any problems if prostitution was legalized like it is in Nevada in the rest of the United States.
Is paying somebody to snuggle with you any worse than paying a stripper for a lap dance?
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I agree for the most part with Sprite but I think it also depends on how your spouse would feel about you whacking off to pornographic stories. If you are a man and your wife would go absolutely bat shit-bug fuck crazy if she found out you are flogging your dong to fantasies that don't involve her then I think you are on some rather thin ice by being here and reading the stories. It could also mean that you have married the wrong person too.
I think the best thing to do is find how your significant other would feel before you visit any web-sites like Lush and act honestly. And by finding how your significant other feels I don't mean by asking, most people know already how the spouse would feel and just need to be honest with himself or herself. But then being honest to yourself and your spouse is really the subject of this thread.
I think the best thing to do is find how your significant other would feel before you visit any web-sites like Lush and act honestly. And by finding how your significant other feels I don't mean by asking, most people know already how the spouse would feel and just need to be honest with himself or herself. But then being honest to yourself and your spouse is really the subject of this thread.
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Quote by doctorlove
Big tits dont matter to men....
Big tits matter too but then so do small tits and medium tits. Women come in all varieties and men have different tastes just as all men come in different varieties and women have different tastes.
I once was with a woman that had the cutest A cup breasts I had ever seen. She was only about 5 feet tall. She also told me that she always had huge guys hitting on her but she liked them, she liked guys that are average hight. Lucky me!
