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CleverFox
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 59
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Hey DoctorLove, why don't you tell us about some of your one night stands?
If a girlfriend cheats on me then she is gone. I always wonder how guys that get women to cheat and then end up in long term relationships with those women ever trust those women.
Can you use those tooth whitening strips to bleach your asshole?
Just like it is a fantasy to have sex with a woman with large breasts. My first girlfriend had 32D breasts and my second girlfriend had 32B breasts. The second girlfriend was the better lover for reasons that had nothing to do with breast size, the second girlfriend was just much more responsive when we made love. The first girlfriend just lay there.

Size didn't matter as much as attitude and how you use what you have.
Hey DoctorLove, why don't you host an orgy. Invite all of your friends but don't forget the feathers for the vomitorium.

I am sure your wife would just love being the hostess.
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Technically it's named after the Anglo-Saxon/Germanic deity, so it would be Woden's day.

To try and crowbar this post back on topic, another spelling of Frey is Frigg.... Yup that didn't really work.


I thought Woden was derived from Odin.

Since some days are named after gods, it is too bad we don't have a day named after Uranus.
I never lived in my parents' basement but if it makes you feel better I will sleep in my own basement on hot nights.
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any idea how much a funeral cost?


You aren't thinking of offing your wife are you DoctorLove?


I hope you don't mind if I show two actions instead of two words.
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Let out a big fart and scratch my ass.


Dude, that was not the answer I expected from you on this topic. ROFLLMFAO.
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So which was it, John... Weird or Special?



WWM, you slay me.

Weird was my first girlfriend. She would just twitch a bit and not let me touch her naughty bits because she said it was painful to her.

Special was my second girlfriend that would take a great big lung full of air and scream. She scared the hell out of me the first time it happened. I never had any problem knowing when she orgasmed. Also, her first language was Russian and it was then that I found out that "Harosho" is the Russian word for "Good" or "Well Done".
Non-sexual uses for Boobies? Hmmmmm, let me think. Think, think , think.

Hmmmmm. Non-sexual uses for boobies? Hmmmmmmmmm........


Nope, I can't think of a one.
The girlfriend I had in college that was my first sexual relationship wore a 32D bra. She had by far the largest breasts of any woman with which I have had a long term relationship. She was was also not very good in bed. Her attitude was "I have big tits so I am going to lay here while you make me feel good."
Hey DoctorLove, have you ever had any one night stands with any of your co-workers? I bet you have some good stories.
Vegetable oil. I used it all over one girlfriend's body giving her a massage and she looked really sexy with her body completely covered in oil and everything tasted good too. On the down side the bed sheets were a mess when we got done.
I never had to stop because I was too tired but I remember one weekend when I was in college that the girlfriend I had at the time and I spent the entire weekend fucking. My cock was sore for a few days and the girlfriend told me that she was walking funny for a few days.

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I guess I would have to be for those who have no imagination. The question was left open. Crazydiamond? ummm, Is that really your real name? Could you be more specific! Say hi to those hippie parents...


Did your parents name you DoctorLove in the hopes you would become a gynecologist? I bet you are probably a urologist or maybe a proctologist.
When I post a picture on my profile or in a forum and when I check it later the picture has changed to something I don't even have.
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We hates the Bagginses, he stole our Prescious


This cushion is very comfortable. I wonder why I have never noticed it before?