Hey DoctorLove, why don't you tell us about some of your one night stands?
If a girlfriend cheats on me then she is gone. I always wonder how guys that get women to cheat and then end up in long term relationships with those women ever trust those women.
Can you use those tooth whitening strips to bleach your asshole?
Just like it is a fantasy to have sex with a woman with large breasts. My first girlfriend had 32D breasts and my second girlfriend had 32B breasts. The second girlfriend was the better lover for reasons that had nothing to do with breast size, the second girlfriend was just much more responsive when we made love. The first girlfriend just lay there.
Size didn't matter as much as attitude and how you use what you have.
Hey DoctorLove, why don't you host an orgy. Invite all of your friends but don't forget the feathers for the vomitorium.
I am sure your wife would just love being the hostess.
I never lived in my parents' basement but if it makes you feel better I will sleep in my own basement on hot nights.
At the heart of every great comedy is a great tragedy.
Non-sexual uses for Boobies? Hmmmmm, let me think. Think, think , think.
Hmmmmm. Non-sexual uses for boobies? Hmmmmmmmmm........
Nope, I can't think of a one.
The girlfriend I had in college that was my first sexual relationship wore a 32D bra. She had by far the largest breasts of any woman with which I have had a long term relationship. She was was also not very good in bed. Her attitude was "I have big tits so I am going to lay here while you make me feel good."
Hey DoctorLove, have you ever had any one night stands with any of your co-workers? I bet you have some good stories.
Vegetable oil. I used it all over one girlfriend's body giving her a massage and she looked really sexy with her body completely covered in oil and everything tasted good too. On the down side the bed sheets were a mess when we got done.
When I post a picture on my profile or in a forum and when I check it later the picture has changed to something I don't even have.