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Coco
2 months ago
Bisexual Female, 47
United States

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Quote by chefkathleen
Living in Florida USA, I don't know any other season but summer. It's hot, less hot and OMFG hot.


lol

Texas is much the same!!


Is it wrong for me to say that wearing next to nothing is the best part of summer? Oh and swimming outside, picnics and barbecues.
I agree that's just too damn big; I'll take 7-10.5'' though, anything more and I'm going to have to pass.
Quote by Honeybee000
This happened ages ago. Sepperate folder's for mail and Lush requests DOH! Check them out people!



NO there is a new tab, you should check it out


Thanks Gav, ye ultimate lush gift giver!!
I very seldom rage but here goes:

I really love people, honestly I do BUT some of you are really fucking stupid! And no I'm not talking about anyone here. I'm talking about the dumb bitch that parked in my spot at work today. Didn't you read the sign dimwit? It said reserved! I fucking pay for the spot and I don't need to pay for that sorry ass bucket you call a car to have a place to rest during the workday, next time I'm having the piece of shit towed!

And you at the gym, sweating all over the equipment and not using a towel. You are nasty! NASTY!! Are you the same fat fuck that I saw snarfing down a triple cheeseburger at DQ last night? UGGH don't eat a ton of food and complain that your lard ass can't breathe! Damn, seriously man...they supply us with towels, yeah it comes with the fee we pay monthly.

Shelly, yeah, I'm calling your ass out! I know what you said about me. You best keep the drama and that funky ass mouth of yours closed and stay away from me and my man. I know your jealous ass is a backstabbing bitch! SMH at your dumbass, having a dude's baby isn't going to keep him with you....5 damn kids with 8 daddies. Yeah I said 8, cause you don't know for sure who fathered 3 of your kids, so you might wanna call Maury....take all eight of those deadbeats to get a dna test. You're dust to me now...lose my numbers and email.
I'm such a good girl LOL so that's a kiss, hug and a pass.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I'm working on an entry as well after an inspiring conversation last night sparked some ideas on one of my favourite dirty fantasies.

And of course, the VIP theme is a hard one to resist.


Well, that did it! Don't have a chance....

***runs into a corner, throwing notebook paper in the air!!!***
Quote by Mazza
Yes they are... I am totally questioning myself now... Don't even know if I should bother finishing mine!! lol

(I will, but the competition is stiff! hahah)


I had that thought but I think we both should finish our stories and enter, Mazza... Maybe hope for top 10!
I like to give 5s but often I do not; so unless it is very well written, grabs my attention and holds me to the end and makes me wanna... it may get a 5. However, that doesn't happen a lot. So my scores are mainly 4s and I've been known to give a few 3s. If a story deserves a 2 or 1, it probably won't come from me because I wouldn't even come close to finishing it.

I agree that one should use the favorites list for recommended stories. I had to make room on mine to update it, so I've decided that I will feature only one story per author, although several authors have more than one story that is a fave.

But please don't assume that every story that averages a 5 is of the highest quality or even a decent read. You'd be wrong and often left feeling a bit flat after reading it.

Reviewing favorite lists is how I find some of the stories that I enjoy.
Quote by Mazza
I have to say, I don't think there are any that I don't like...

For me, it's less about the position than who I'm doing it with...

There are a couple of positions in which I'm more likely to achieve orgasm though... Scissors being one of my favourites, you get awesome, deep penetration and he has full access to your breasts. Nice for a sleepy, lazy fuck.

Doggie is great. Again nice and deep... Hard and fast. He has access to breasts or pussy, or of course you can self-stimulate, which is always good...

Missionary is nice sometimes. So intimate, being able to kiss and look into one another's eyes. I love wrapping my legs around him, digging my heels into his arse, urging him on...

I love Cowgirl, or reverse cowgirl because it's nice to take the lead, be on top... Although, I usually have to lift myself up and let him finish - how do you guys have the stamina for that?? lol



Damn Mazza, I love you. I'm in total agreement with all this. The bolded gets me there a little faster when I need a quick climax so I can get to sleep.
Quote by nellieneska
As much as I would like to say that it does not happen on Lush it does.
I am not going to say that I am a fantastic writer, but I have had stories declined because I had one spot with bad grammar.
Yet I have found so many stories on here that are loaded full of bad grammar.
I at times thing that getting a story posted, as long as you follow the rules is based on the story person you end up getting.
There is not even judgement in my opinion. I just feel that there are not a lot of stories that are really BAD really, but a lot that are just really fucing hard to read because no one took the time to decline them and tell them that maybe they should throw in some commas or periods.


It does happen. An example: once I sent a story back expressing that it should be edited and resubmitted. The author did so and it was still a mess, I sent it back again with more suggestions on how to make it cleaner for the reader. The author resubmitted it within an hour and I passed it. The story was poorly scored and received, the author pulled it.

There's a lesson in there...
edit: I only hit the button once; what's wrong with my dang isp?
Yeah, that pissed me off. Deactivating my account there and moving to grooveshark.