Sexiest text, "If your home I'm sitting in your driveway with nothing on but my heels & a smile!". Little did she know that l Was pulling into the neighborhood and hadn't gotten her text yet. Needless to say, I was quite surprised when she got out of her car.
Sexist email, an email exchange with an ex (Courtney, who I've written about) while we were both at work turned from "Have a Merry Christmas" to raunchy in the matter of seconds. She caught me off guard with a I wanna fuck you so bad comment that I had to reply, "How bad do you want it?". Her reply was, "If I was in your office right now, I would drop down to my knees and suck you dry!"
Reflecting back now, I having a hard time remembering why I broke up with either of those girls.
I suppose I should write a story about those experiences.
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