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Oh WOlverine, SLOW down!! I know CG gets cranky when she needs a snack, but some shortcuts just don't save any time at all!!
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Well for my first post in the infamous Big Sandwich thread, I figured I'd better make it good.
Welcome to the sammich, DW! We're happy you made it! 
Quote by cooldaddy
Well, what can I say? Thankyou all for your wishes, I'm quite overwhelmed. Really I am, I haven't spoken to you all but you all rally round, so thankyou again, you've quite made my day!
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CG - I'm pretty sure you've said this to me before!!
Quote by lafayettemister
Can you really blame people? Basically you're calling everyone on Lush a bunch of assholes that only care about sex. So much so that we don't have a sense of humor. There is lots of funny stuff on here. Some of these assholes are so fucking sarcastic and funny that it oozes off they profile pages and into their posts. Yeah, I'm looking at you CG! haha If you don't like the "all sex" stuff in the games forums, don't go there. There are entire sections strictly for humor. Although, if you would take the time to play in the word games section and/or get to know the people that frequent those sections you might become part of the humor and have a little fun.
I know lots of people here with a great sense of humor. But we took the time to engage each other and chat and let our humor come out naturally. Maybe you should try that approach. No one is going to be your little music box monkey and put on a show for you just to appease your need for laughter.
You can dismiss me as not having a sense of humor if you wish, I just didn't see this post as particularly funny.
Quote by NightMan
Now that I have your attention. I would like to apologize. I started this post because I thought Lush readers had A sense of humor. I was wrong.from what I see here the only thing on the minds of Lush readers is sex.Perhaps they should have named it Lust Stories A young lady here posted describe in 4 words what you would say if you woke up in bed with me.34 pages of response. All pretty much saying about the same thing, (Want to go again)While I on the other hand received 2
I didn't bother posting on hers apparently, I was the only one who thought.(Why are you here) Then again I'M not the type of person who would have sex with A woman less than half my age. I would have just deleted this post but Lush does not permit that. Only editing is permitted. So I thought I would Apologize for interrupting your intellectual orgy. I will in the future refrain from posting normal questions. Thanks for reading.
Quote by Mazza
Can't really say that I find any of these guys particularly appealing and to be honest, I don't see myself settling down with anyone...
Quote by wolverine15
[Size=9]Ok, a little bit of context, so I am looking for something special to post on my special someone's wall. I come across this little nugget. I am thinking this is perfect, sweet, loving, and romantic until I get to the last sentence and actually out loud said.....
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Never has talking about cell phones and discussing cell phone service made me smile more!
Quote by buttercup2u
Happily married but bored senseless....think you need a pen pal to chat and be a little sexy with....
I have kind of a novel idea...
Why not make your wife your pen pal...write her sexy little notes, tuck them in places she will find them...like the pocket on her robe, or attached to a little "mad money" in her wallet...(that way, she will know that it was intentional and not a little love note to some imaginary lover or an office fling!)
Remember the things that you did while you were courting? Do them again, especially the little things. Open the door for her, pull out her chair, compliment her (honestly though!) hold her hand, buy her flowers just because....make it your mission to make her happy. That should keep you busy and un-bored.
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All girls out of these which is your best asset?
Tits, ass of pussy
Quote by wolverine15
I think we just found the Sandwiches official shampoo. Well for the ladies at least.
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Would it be a turn on or turn off to find out your man has a panty fetish? If he likes to sniff your dirty ones when masturbating or wear them himself would you be into it and want to participate, ok with it but not want him to do it around you, indifferent or a total deal breaker and tell all your friends and eventually dump him...and if you're ok with it how could I...I mean he...tell you? ;) Serious question though, I'm just wondering if this is something I should share or keep to myself. I am always hearing how women want men to be open and honest but then sometimes we can be too honest...
Quote by Mazza
Kissing under the CAMELTOE???
Bwahahahahahah
