Now, where did I put my underwear?
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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States
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CurlyFries
A surprise package in the mail, and the thought of sleeping in his shirt tonight.
He would so be getting lucky right now.
He would so be getting lucky right now.
CurlyFries
Quote by hannahjane
Ok, thoughts, advice opinions or speak from experience. I recently had a message from someone who thinks they know me. From what they have said they might actually. They have more to lose than me being caught on here if its who I think.
So the question is, do I fess up and chat, tell them they must be wrong or ignore them.
Anyone had something similar? What did you do?
Hmmm, if it were me and I were concerned, I would block that person. *poof* my profile is gone to them; just a 404 error.
CurlyFries
Ha! That I need to lift up my skirt and bend over. 
Seriously love a hard spanking, ass or clit. It's all good!
Seriously love a hard spanking, ass or clit. It's all good!
CurlyFries
Quote by NickiC
I bought these for the party!
Nicki, you're wearing LM's favorite type of shoes...ass shoes!!! He's gonna swoon when he sees those!
Be on your best behavior, looks like the authorities have arrived!
CurlyFries
Quote by wolverine15
Just because this is the greatest post in the history of Lush, and it is the only type of blow job I would be opposed to.
But for the quoted aforementioned genius the answer isn't just yes, but FUCK YES!
You mention farting on someone's cock just once, and you never live it down!
As far as the OP, there's someone I would love to wake up like that.
CurlyFries
Wearing anything from Affliction or Ed Hardy. Men should NOT be bedazzled.
Edit: NO ONE should be bedazzled. Ack!
I know I've posted this before, but visors and NASCAR clothing are also no go's.
Also, not a fan of the schmedium sized shirt on muscle heads. We get it, you're ripped.
Edit: NO ONE should be bedazzled. Ack!
I know I've posted this before, but visors and NASCAR clothing are also no go's.
Also, not a fan of the schmedium sized shirt on muscle heads. We get it, you're ripped.
CurlyFries
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! 
We're glad you could make it!
Did someone say sex toys??
This reminds me of a little story Maz once told!
We're glad you could make it! Quote by sextoy24
Did someone say sex toys??
This reminds me of a little story Maz once told!
CurlyFries
Quote by lafayettemister
Vagina envy? First of all, what do you mean by a "big" or "small" vagina? Are we talking about mound, some are more prominent than others? Are we talking about lips? Are we talking about inner depth and/or width?
From what I've read and seen, if anything, some women with big pussy lips may be "envious" of women with small or inner pussy lips. I don't really see any similarities to men with penis envy who would want to be bigger. Women who wish to change their vaginas tend to want them "smaller".
The reason there is a connection between dicks and tits and people wanting them bigger is because those things are seen as an outer projection of our sexuality. We can look at a woman and see if she how big or small her breasts are. We can look at a man and get a fairly decent idea about his dick even if he's closed. No one is going to know the size of a woman's vagina just by looking at her. Not unless she's wearing yoga pants and has a huge mound or big lips that push out the fabric, and if that's what you mean by big.
The only way a person would know how "big" a pussy is on the inside is to be inside it. I don't know of any guy that's been with a woman and said, "i wish your pussy was bigger". Or smaller.
Pussy envy... nah, I doubt it.
Or a 6" clitty, but I like to keep that bad boy tucked and taped!
As far as the OP, no vag envy here.
That clip was awesome. I missed that episode.
CurlyFries
Working from home in my jammies when it's 1 degree with a negative windchill and blowing snow.
Also, chatting with my manmeat.
Also, chatting with my manmeat.
CurlyFries
For the celebrity in our midst. A huge congrats to NRN on your win!! 
CurlyFries
Quote by WellMadeMale
Chuck Norris -- His tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Welcome to the party, WMM!!
Quote by nrn
Just to be clear on the Jerk Off Contest.
Is the competition to do it?
Or to be one?
Honestly, I can qualify in either category. I've been cross-training my whole life..
It's Lush, so I just figured we would have A LOT of both??
CurlyFries
Quote by Dudealicious
Winner gets a Lush Gold membership?
I'll take 01/02/14 for the Gold!!
CurlyFries
Quote by Barry007
Wow!! Cyber marriages....I think people NEED to get out in the real world more often and FACE reality NOT hide in a FANTASY world...
Ummm, you don't see the irony that you've also formed a relationship in this online FANTASY world with someone you've only known for about 5 days? Also, you're both using pictures of someone else as your AV?
There doesn't seem to be much real world in any of that. Sort of pot calling the kettle black kinda thing? Everyone comes here for different reasons and different levels of fantasy. Good luck with your master/sub relationship. Belated wishes to Nicki and Aragon!
CurlyFries
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
The things on this list aren't that hard, actually. Especially in comparison to some other sappy things I've read that are just far-fetched and over the top.
Actually, in going though this list I was smiling like a complete doof because I receive all of it on more than a regular basis...and a majority of it on a daily basis.
I also reciprocate.
This!!
I like that this isn't all nicey nice stuff. Don't get me wrong, I love when he blows flower-scented smoke up my ass, but it also needs to be realistic. I've recently come out of a long, unhappy marriage, and I'm glad I'm not as cynical as some of the people in this thread.
When you find the right person, I don't think this list is too much to give or receive at all. These items all seem to be a given.
CurlyFries
Happy Birthday, Curious! Hope it's a great one!
(sorry, couldn't resist)
(sorry, couldn't resist)
CurlyFries
I found this on Lush in the FAQ section regarding story submissions and Unacceptable Content. Hope this helps!
I had to do a lot of research when I decided to write Confessions of a Phone Sex Operator for the Lush humor competition, because I certainly wasn't working as a PSO. All I can say is that the internet is your friend. I started by just googling the phrase and researching the different companies and how they work. There were also several blogs by PSO's, which I read to see how outrageous some of the calls get. After reading a few of those, I soon realized that nothing I could think up would be too bizarre! Hence, the doorknob guy was born!
Quote by FAQ
We also do not accept stories including content pertaining to , abusive situations, graphic violence, totally unwilling participants, drugging, dangerous sexual acts, knife play, mutilation, suicide or death.
I had to do a lot of research when I decided to write Confessions of a Phone Sex Operator for the Lush humor competition, because I certainly wasn't working as a PSO. All I can say is that the internet is your friend. I started by just googling the phrase and researching the different companies and how they work. There were also several blogs by PSO's, which I read to see how outrageous some of the calls get. After reading a few of those, I soon realized that nothing I could think up would be too bizarre! Hence, the doorknob guy was born!
CurlyFries
Quote by hornykj831
Okay ladies, I want to hear your feedback, what do you think about when guys wear panties? be honest, good or bad. And what about when they cum with them around their cock. or even your bra?
KJ
1. Total turnoff for me. Just not my thing.
2. Love to see my guy stroking his cock with my panties. Mmmm...love it!
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
I'll read from just about any category, apart from the "I" one...
If it's a good yarn, then even if it's not to my taste, I will often be surprised...
Probably my favourite would be Reluctance, if I really had to choose...
CurlyFries
I don't like nylons/pantyhose*, and I don't think I own any. I wear black tights with long skirts and boots a lot in the winter, but they're usually footless tights.
I do prefer just thigh highs over wearing stockings and garter belts, but wear both. Love to wear thigh highs/stockings in bed during sex. I find that sexier than being totally naked for some reason.
*Definition in my head has nylons and pantyhose as almost the same thing, just that pantyhose have a cotton crotch.
I do prefer just thigh highs over wearing stockings and garter belts, but wear both. Love to wear thigh highs/stockings in bed during sex. I find that sexier than being totally naked for some reason.
*Definition in my head has nylons and pantyhose as almost the same thing, just that pantyhose have a cotton crotch.
