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Ooops - it seems I posted the BIGGEST picture ever!!!

Don't worry - CG already skelped my ass (and LOVED it I might add)

Oh if you line up ladies, we have hired a guy to do it now...

Oooh, did someone say spankings?




You know how I love having that flogger used on me.

Quote by Nikki703
There are a number of people on Lush I would really enjoy meeting. Not too long ago I was not too far away from where one of them lives. I was going to ask the person if they wanted to hook up for dinner or a drink but I felt like I would be putting the person on the spot in case they really didn't want too. That would be very awkward.

Has anyone else ever had this happen?

Quote by dpw

That sounds like a crazy situation that your acquaintance is in, are there multiple mothers, if so is he the only father? Do the kids get along? It sounds like it would make a great story, why don't you write it? Let me know if you do I will definitely read it.

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I've also written with others - I think a collaborations category is a good idea, but what I'd really like to see a way of both authors being able to display the link to their joint work on their profile page.

I imagine you could have the same link on each writer's page, which, when clicked, would lead to and open the same story page - ie, the story would get the same number of views/votes/scores etc, regardless of whose page you had opened the link from?
(In much the same way as you can open a story from the front page, from the category in which it's contained, from the author's profile, from the top picks section, from the competition page, from a link in the forums/forum sig etc etc- you know what I mean?)

I just think that it would be great for both authors to be able to display what they had worked on, rather than having to decide who gets to post it...

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Not sure if this is what u mean but 2 times in life I had the most bitchin orgasms while plowing my ass with my dildos. I discovered after years of personal reserch why girls/women love a hard twiching PENIS GOING CRAZY IN THEIR GOOEY FUCK HOLES> I apologise here Im real turned on right now so am not as careful with my grammar and stuff or proper spelling right now.

In my quest 4 sexual knowledge I found for me personal a grrl behind me pegging me. Once several yeers ago my sweety Honna. I'd recently told her what I REALLY LIKED 2 HAVE DONE 2 ME 4 ME. I think I shocked the shit outta her. Some lil time passes and we were 69ing when out of the blue she worms a finger in my ass and I start thrashing on the bed like a fish outta water!!!

I tried 2 keep eating her jucy fuckhole but her finger in my ass was making me crazy as a loon.it wasn't so much like she was driving it in and out but mo like she waswas just wiggling it RAMDOM LIKE !! Barely a minute into what she was doing and I was all over the bed Iam surprised I didnt knock her off the bed or me either for that matter. I was OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!! It was like that first time in 1972 ir Im not sure it was 40 ofuckkin years ago. The memories and time line ((Guy in radio is yakkin bout records and turn tables...45s...33 1/3rd LP's (long playing records these were large 12-13 inch round flat discs usually black) We all had record players back then this was way B4 CASSETTE players Fifty year ilds and older here will member what Im yakkin bout. Teenagers had record player parties where they all dance around//there mommys and daddies think these kids call THAT DANCING?? We diid the BOOGY WOOGIE like we all thot we were freekin Elvis presley!!!!

That was the Commercial kidds!! Now bak 2 R regular program...SANTANA...shes just twitching this finger willy nilly pell mell nothing I can hope 2 get a feel for I..the bitch was making me bounce and thrash around!!! It was the MOST DELICIOUS TORTURE one could ever imagine!! I dont know if she was smiling or chuckling at me dont know dont care...

IDK 4 sure HONNA was FRYING MY BRAIN With her WONNERFUL ministrations to my manpussy!!!(sum years ago a cute crossdresser I spent night with referred to his ass as his MANPUSSY!! He is role playing so I know when Im yakking w/my hot lil slut KYLIE KAINED she wanna be grrl BABY YU R MY plaything lez go Lunatic on each udder!!! Just fired up big fat doobie (Weed was made LEGAL here in WA last June)) I LOVE 2 Get BUZz and or drink yodka or Shine w/pop or OJ...just a drinky poo or three to calm us both down a bit and make the nervousness go away...

I KNOW HONNA was making my eyes bug out and rolling my eyes into backka my head like someone having a seizure...it was all her fault!!! this went on for 20 minutes or 5 min..difficult to be sure it was like TIME WAS STANDING STILL LOST IN A SEA OF PASSION the likes of which I'd never known up to this point in time!!!!!!

Her fingers and her hands were so freakin TINY...her hands were dwarfed by my hands and Im really not a real big guy at 6 foot 190 pounds..Honna was round and curvy semi BBW semi just a fat grrl WHo LUVE 2 FUCK!!! She was WIDOW WHEN I MET HER FIRST TIME...Christmas Day 2006 I think it was ((Backman Turner Overdrive!!) I wood question her about her husband and their love life they were both virgins in high school after they got married-in the 20-25 years they had 2gether he wood fuk her LIKE A MADMAN WHILE HER PUSSY GOT SOOO FUKKIn slimy he wood eat her the way she talked he could eat her for hours and hours..she gets all drreamy and looking off into space recalling their life together...I was ONLY HER 2ND LOVER she was a church grrl so very prim and proper but behind closed doors she was JUST a FUCKING SLUT OF THE MAGNIFICENT MAGNITUDE!!! She could KEEP WITH AIR FORCE AMY XXX Hell I think she'd SURPASS AIR FORCE AMY in pure Fuckability!!! AF AMY is Amazon Hot Assed Butch so so Fuckkable but I doubt she HAD IMAGINATION of My Honna!! of HBO Cat House speacial sum years ago on cable...she could suck a basketball thru IV TUBING her mouth was so.......Barroom blitz RnR OLD R N R got it crankin and YANKIN!!!! this fukkin hooter WONT STAY LIT!!! BAR ROOM BLITZ!!!!!!! great music 2 fukk to!!

Sorry Ppl went the fukk off topic and right the fuk off the edge of the world LIKE OLE CHRIS COLUMBUS HUH???

I'll try 2 keep it here

Once I recorded it in my diary but DONT KNOW WHERE diary is so gotta gets-ti-mate but think around..OK round 2006 maybe 2005 when I wanted super Hot Ass me time and my toiz I took long ass hot showers and Enema myself till I squirted clean plain water...all while doing this playing my Mr Big ((Dildo--1st dildo I ever bot--1st dildo that ever I fukked myself ohh soo fine and rubbed my Prostate so finnnnneeeeeeeee.

Girls We guys r Prostate is as fukkin elusive as finding your G Spot and rubbing Fuk me and a half ARETHRA FUKKIN FRANKLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all I gots this lil tweeker cd cranked and Yanked WHY cant Lady Gaga and BEYONCE MAKE MUSIC LK LIKE THIS???? Baby Boomer Gen is like 50+MILLION of us Demograhic and many if us (nit me) are LOADED ($$ jingle..me loded is stoned)) Mott The Hoople and LOUD!!!

Since year 2000 I've given myself hundreds perhaps a thousand or 2 mini/tiny orgasms...I call them Assgasms since they cum from INSIDE my ass. Just like a pussy clenching unclenching at a high rate like a slowmotion WWII Thompson with a full drum ((Rocky Horrow Picture SHow!!!!!!)))

It's like surfing..a wave you're riding or its riding you. first time it WAS s Fukking Saizure absolute NO Controll TBT It scared the heebee jeebees right outta me...about 44 seconds into it ((Ramblin Man Doobie Bros)) I realize it's The BIG 0 and I was fit to be tied!!! My ass was rapidly clenching-unclenching I had let go of BrBig who is jumping like wild . My whole body shaking unfukkin controlably. That Assgasm went a full 2 minuts. None of it had Thing One to do with my pecker. AA ALL ASS All the Time.

I was a Trainwreck. Tried to restart up for Round 2. After 20M I had No Round ((Diana Ross-The Supremes...or maybe Tina Turner PROUD 104.1 D MARY Fuk me I need a thosand waat box to blow out my ears

Hey yall wanna have sum REAL FUN go to a Pentacostal Church when they're getting down SINGING!!!!! Talk about Shaking like A Fukkin Hurricane!!

Signed Sealed and Delivered Little Stevie Wonder I THINK> Now that fucker could BELT IT OUT!!! Him and Barry White and Marvin Gaye or AL Green...thses ppl were HUGE in 1974 Yay more Stevie Wonder!!

Got 2 boom boxes goin simul got sum way gay michael george micheal driving me---making Chinese> Sweet and Fire deep breaded chicken++(No thats phil collins I dont even LIKE P Collins butt this sounds perty fukkin GOOT!! Al Greene?? Sweet Motown of sum kind...

Momma tole me Not to Cum...3 Dog Night


Ha ha ha ha ha Gotcha--------------I ain't even all that High...not bouncin off the wallls like when I get drunk. wood be sooooo nice if I had a partner in crime ...the song Eight Six Seven Three Ohh Nine 867 5309 fuk that allotta werk.GyhiHFGiOfSEIvNq she got my Number this tune was hot when I was in Junior High I think FINALLY AT mild 68....all day it was like being inside Pressure Cooker

Foods ready. C ya

Quote by anonymouslylush
Well, I am going to disagree with the OP here. I don't think its all about Cock size. Don't get me wrong, if he has nothing else going for him, a huge cock is a plus, but if you are asking about age, I have found from personal experience that men over the age of 35 (this is a huge generalization), seem to be better partners. From experience, younger men are more selfish lovers, whereas older men tend to be more giving. And as for cock size... I have been with guys of all sizes and if you know what you are doing with the tool you have, the size is completely irrelevant. Some of the best sex I have ever had has been with men of average or below average size.

Quote by smileofsatisfaction
Age is irrelevant. Enthusiasm is important.

Quote by JohnC
This rule does get violated more often than folks might think.

Quote by LadyX
To me, that phrase (my body betrayed me) means that I'm smart enough to know better, but based on a number of factors I surrender to my urges regardless. It's not exactly literal, since your body willfully allows nothing that your mind hasn't determined for it, but it seems to fit.

Quote by Horserider
I was wondering why lush (an adult sex forum) does not allow explicit genitalia photos in their avatar pictures. Do y'all think that is a good thing or should it be changed to allow people to show what they want in their profile pictures?

Quote by MamaNeeds2Cum
Ok. So my husband is interested in having multiple wives... right now it is just him and me and the kids. He's actually not all that sexually driven... he's never, with me or anyone else, been one who "needed" sex. I'm the nympho in the relationship. LOL.
Anyway, back on topic, he sees multiple wives as being able to provide for our family better... more wives to help each other with the kids (we have many), with the housework, with providing financially for the family, etc.
I have a lot of mixed feelings on this. What are your thoughts?
I ask that you keep your comments polite. Thank you.

Quote by MamaNeeds2Cum
Didn't realize this mattered.. but apparently everyone assumes HE is the breadwinner. My husband is a SAHD. I am the sole breadwinner for our family of six.

Quote by LusciousLola
My hair, random strangers compliment me on my hair everywhere I go.
Also my smile, boobs, and my personality.

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Size matters for Margaritas too!!

Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Not to be a spoil sport...but why exactly am I fucking someone that isn't my husband?

Quote by bosworth
Would you like to fuck one of your husband's friend or would you rather fuck a stranger?