CurlyFries
Share a bottle with her and listen to her play guitar! ;) Can we throw some shrimp in those grits?
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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States
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CurlyFries
Quote by pricklypear
...i think i just turned vegetarian.
FFS! Fine! Fine! Fine!!
Is this better, although it looks kinda heavy on the buns!
CurlyFries
Quote by Nikki703
Yeah, I would only cyber marry if it can be an open relationship.
Cyber Marriage could be fun, but with my marriage history, he would probably figure out a way to give me a cyber beating leading to a virtual restraining order ending up in an on-line divorce!!
Good point! Should they have to file for a Lush divorce? Wait a certain amount of time until they can Lush marry again?
I think I'm pretty much done with marriage, IRL or online.
CurlyFries
I've attended and officiated at one Lush wedding. However, they were and still are an actual real life couple. They met first in real life, and he asked her to join Lush, which is a bit different than the usual Lush relationships.
It's not really my thing, but whatever if it works for them. I have noticed that there seems to be a lot of marriage and relationship hopping going on, but I guess it's all just a fantasy world here, right? The fantasies keep changing.
It's not really my thing, but whatever if it works for them. I have noticed that there seems to be a lot of marriage and relationship hopping going on, but I guess it's all just a fantasy world here, right? The fantasies keep changing.
CurlyFries
Quote by Hunter_MTs
Any help on how to pick up older women on a night out or during lush?
I'm not into younger men at all (more than 10 years younger creeps me out), but I'm not sure how much younger you are.
On Lush, I would suggest reading a woman's bio before you send her a message and see what you might have in common with her. Talk about those things. If she's an author, read her stories and comment. Why are you interested in the woman, just because she's older, because I can't imagine that getting too far. Cyber gets old quick if you have nothing else to talk about. If you do manage to start a conversation, lay off the txt speak. She also really doesn't want to know how horny you are and that you started the conversation because you are horny. You also might to wrap up all those lovely cock pics on your page and put those in a private album for review by close friends.
In public, be polite, interesting, and interested. Also, it really helps if you don't have a table full of beer-swilling friends in the corner of the room egging you on as you go in for the kill.
As a cranky old lady who missed her nap and who isn't big on sugar coating things, these are my suggestions!
Good luck! CurlyFries
That was awesome. I absolutely loved it. 
For some reason, I can really see *you* making this work as a case of butthurt in the think tank as well.
For some reason, I can really see *you* making this work as a case of butthurt in the think tank as well.
CurlyFries
Quote by pricklypear
i'm here for the big sandwich.
Welcome, PP! Let me get that sandwich for you!
Ooops, is there too much meat in this sandwich??
CurlyFries
Quote by PersonalAssistant
IF a guy said "my, you are a hot piece of ass" .... I'd look around at who he might be talking about.
Personally, I'd laugh. From there, it would likely get very awkward - mostly, because what do you say to that? Thanks?? hahaha
Is it a turn on? Definitely not.
Is it a turn off? Probably ... depends on his tone of voice and his followup.
*thinking* ... yeah, I'd say this line is a mood killer. There's much classier ways of saying ... "hey, I'm interested".
That was my exact response.
Any flirty fun up until that time was completely killed dead in the water. I really think he believed he was paying me a huge compliment, tho.
CurlyFries
Quote by JasonM
The yard is too well kept
Jason, I'm afraid this is what our yard looks like now.
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Hey, CG? You're taking this falling panties on a Friday thing a bit far aren't you?
I didn't realise your car was so small... (or is it your ass that's big??)
NOTE: to everyone else in the Sammich - it's been nice knowing you...
WTF?? I told you I've been laying off the chips to get my ass a bit smaller...or trying anyway.
It was nice knowing you, Maz!
Quote by GashHound
Can I be the meat in a Curlygirly/Mazza sandwich?
LM, Sweetie, I'm pretty sure that you're the reason the phrase "Big Sandwich" was coined!
CurlyFries
At one time or another, I'm sure most women have been called this. I'm curious if women find this a turn on?
To be honest, it is a complete turn off and mood killer for me. Someone said that to me this evening and it pretty much ended the conversation for me. Strangely enough, I love to be referred to as "my slut" by the guy I'm involved with, but being called a hot piece of ass pretty much just pisses me off. It's very objectifying for me.
To be honest, it is a complete turn off and mood killer for me. Someone said that to me this evening and it pretty much ended the conversation for me. Strangely enough, I love to be referred to as "my slut" by the guy I'm involved with, but being called a hot piece of ass pretty much just pisses me off.
It's very objectifying for me. 
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Love your shoes, CG
Awww, thanks!
They make me feel sassy! Think I might even go dancing. 
CurlyFries
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
And to think all this time I thought your username referred to the hair on your head.
Eleven months out of the year it does.
CurlyFries
Quote by Horserider
Hello ladies:
So I have been wondering if it is common for woman to be able to have an orgasm simply from penetration or if stimulation of the clit is always required?
For me, YES!
CurlyFries
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I'm partial to goatees.
And while I'm not a fan of No shave November, I don't mind a bit of well-maintained stubble.
You're not? I love all the added warmth on my legs and pits from letting my hair grow in!
CurlyFries
I like a goatee or a mustache goatee combo. Don't care for just a porn stache and not a fan of beards.
CurlyFries
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Sheesh people...pipe it down.
Anyhoo, OP...I think what you're trying to ask is what do we think of the...I'll just say 'colorful' questions that are asked here. There are the trolls that constantly post whatever comes to mind...and they scarcely revisit their own threads. They still get responses, however. They are rarely taken seriously, so the responses are far from serious. Yes it can get annoying, but annoying like that drunk uncle at every family function...there's entertainment value.
I think the real problem is taking these questions too seriously to begin with. For the most part, I find more guys being offended by the dumb questions we get asked than we gals do. Probably because we're used to it and we just have our fun with it. The guys are bothered because these troll questions usually get more attention than their own questions....and they're like, "Hey! What about me and my serious inquiry?"
I've said this before, but all the questions have been asked. From boob size to masturbation to how we feel when we cum. These questions and their variations have been all but exhausted. Some of us are happy to answer these questions a million times over...but it's just not as fun as being asked would we fuck a cab driver if he asked.
Such is the culture of Lush.
Spot on! The guys really do get a circle jerk going with these threads, don't they? As far as the OP, there really wasn't a question. Yes, I do shake my head, but not usually for the reasons you think.
CurlyFries
Quote by curious3045
I think we should have a talent contest
What a fabulous idea!! Here's my talent. I can get into the tightest crevices imaginable.
