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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States
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CurlyFries
I'm usually hungrier a few days before my period. 
Does that help?
Honestly, I don't notice being horny right before my period so much as always waking up horny. It's my female equivalent of morning wood.
Does that help? Honestly, I don't notice being horny right before my period so much as always waking up horny. It's my female equivalent of morning wood.
CurlyFries
Another gorgeous day. Meet me on the lake. Paddle board lessons start in an hour.
Followed by:
(I gotta agree with the majority here; flippy floppies are on my feet and my thong is riding up my ass crack.)
Followed by:
(I gotta agree with the majority here; flippy floppies are on my feet and my thong is riding up my ass crack.)
CurlyFries
Quote by lafayettemister
Make it a double. Been one of those days down south too.
A double it is!!
CurlyFries
My baby watermelons are actually growing!! 
Also, Maz was thoughtful enough to "get" me a beer!
Also, Maz was thoughtful enough to "get" me a beer!
CurlyFries
Quote by curious3045
Personally I think that the wall on profile pages should be for friends to post whatever they feel like at that moment. I have not been offended by anything yet. To me it is a visual way to express what they are feeling about your friendship at that moment, assuming it is something positive. Being expressive is creative and a friend would look at any posting and assume the positive and smile, in a perfect world.... lmao Just my 2 cents worth, if anyone cares....
I'm in total disagreement, but I still love ya anyway!!
I am a bit of a prude as far as my wall goes. I love pics that represent different conversations that I've had with people, things my friends know I like, or downright sophomoric crude humor. The more twisted and funny, usually the better for me.
I also love "tasteful" B&W pics on my wall. By tasteful, I don't want to see any junk (male or female) on my wall, and delete it all the time followed by a polite message to the poster. While I do appreciate the thought, it's my wall and, like in my home, I need to like what's on my wall. Just like in real life, I don't want cock from a bunch of different guys and don't want that in my cyber world either.
Since I have a strict "NO Cock or Pussy" policy on my page, I usually end up with pics like this from my friends.
Almost forgot, I LOVE alcohol pics on my page!!!
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
You know he won't eat it, right? Unless we can get the girls to squirt on it first...
Oh god, I totally threw up in my mouth a bit there... Blech
(Still laughing at bucookie though)
Of course he won't, unless maybe it's girl juice!!
Damn! Too late!
Sorry, Shylass! I'll go away now.
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
It's biscuit Bukkake!!
Bucookie!
Bwahahahahaha
You need to trademark this, and we'll throw it into the next story. I see LM being the star of the scene.
CurlyFries
Yes. At an all-girl sleepover during the naked pillow fight right after we finished shaving each other. 
I guess that's what I have my vibrator for? Not a big fan of fucking just anyone.
Quote by neyif
have u ever felt so horny that u lost control of urself? that u needed to fuck anything or anyone?
I guess that's what I have my vibrator for? Not a big fan of fucking just anyone. 
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
It really is more for his pleasure...
I thought you said you really enjoyed it when I did that to you??
Nah, no sexual pleasure for me. Hot licking the tip of his cock on the upstroke, tho.
CurlyFries
Quote by Dudealicious
Well I could use an extra little flossing now and again. For you, I could make a compromise.....
Hell, if you're good, I'll let you braid it with your tongue.
CurlyFries
I think bald can be very sexy, but I've never thought balding was sexy.
How is the shape of your head? Not too lumpy? I say, "Shave it!"
How is the shape of your head? Not too lumpy? I say, "Shave it!"
CurlyFries
KG and Ginger, how much did you have to drink that you thought this was a good idea???
CurlyFries
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Wait, wait, wait, WAIT!
Since when do you hold it? I thought you were already pickled.
Who??? Me???
CurlyFries
Welcome to the party, Choosiemama!
It all seems to lead back to hula hooping lately, huh?
Damn! So much better than Two Girls, One Cup!
I've been trying to brush up on my hoop skills.
Tell, you're doing it wro...nevermind.
It all seems to lead back to hula hooping lately, huh?
Quote by Nikki703
Look At Kinks Go!!
MMMMMMMMMMM! Two Girls, One Hoop
Damn! So much better than Two Girls, One Cup!
I've been trying to brush up on my hoop skills.
Tell, you're doing it wro...nevermind.
CurlyFries
Quote by hotairgasm
Ladies, As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it...
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her....
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not always reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all of us.
Where's the one about us being able to hold our alcohol???
CurlyFries
Quote by waxwinebottle
Any older ladies out there that are interested in young, fresh men?
No. Sorry, I prefer the old, stale, cobwebby ones.