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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States
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CurlyFries
Quote by sprite
like this, perhaps?
I swear that perv hangs outside my bank.
CurlyFries
That's wonderful. Congratulations, Alan. Fabulous review. You must be thrilled! 
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Sorry about that guys...
We'd come to an agreement not to use our high voltage sex toys at the same time. It's such a drain on the national grid you know...
Seems we got our wires crossed and blew a few fuses...
Oops!!
(I'll take a JD and coke, if I may?)
Sorry, I've been having trouble figuring out that whole different time zone thing.
Maybe if someone can draw me a conversion chart, so that doesn't happen again. 
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Erm, that would be a deal breaker for me too...
I don't know. If he stabs one of my holes with his thick, fat cock, that really works for...nevermind, it's obviously been way too long.
Errant nose or ear hair.
CurlyFries
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Ah, CG, many thanks my amigoette. Only question is whether that vodka is made from potatos?
Have you 'thunk' up a candid entry for the photo contest?
De nada!
It most definitely is made from potatoes. I have a surplus these days.
Not planning on entering this comp, but looking forward to reading the entries. LS, good luck with your story!
CurlyFries
Quote by crazydiamond
next they'll be asking me to raise Curlygirly's spud arse!! JEEZ!
Actually, I was gonna ask you to do that. You know, stop my sweet potato from sliding down into my thighs. 
CurlyFries
Oh god, now I have to worry about collarbone placement, too?? WTF??? 
CurlyFries
Quote by WellMadeMale
Wall of text....and, this shit never happened... Am I right?
I don't know, sounds like a great Lush story to me. Think of the tag lines!
CurlyFries
Quote by yuki
That shouldn't happen now days. Check Intensity by JOpen. Its original intent was to prevent the collapse of the vaginal floor. Because all the test subjects had orgasms, JOpen is also selling it as a sex toy. Well, the orgasm doesn't stop until the unit is turned off.
That was a joke. My vagina is doing just fine. Thanks!
CurlyFries
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
A field guide for all terrains and dental floss.
An endless supply of Chapstick. Serious addiction of mine.
I would need something to hunt with? Maybe a man with claws can help me with that?
CurlyFries
WooHoo! Sex de Mayo! I'm all in with that. 
Oh wait, you said Sixo de Mayo. Nevermind... 
Anyway, since it looks like we cleaned the bar out on Cinco de Mayo, I brought over some vodka to restock the joint.
Oh wait, you said Sixo de Mayo. Nevermind... Anyway, since it looks like we cleaned the bar out on Cinco de Mayo, I brought over some vodka to restock the joint.
CurlyFries
Quote by DirtyMartini
Ha Ha, very funny...I have no idea what this "tater envy" you speak of is...
Btw, I been meaning to ask you...were you able to hook up your potato to your computer alright? Supposedly, if you're using Windows 7 or later, the potato drivers should automatically install...but, I'm sure Gav sent you complete instructions...
Ohh, this IS embarrassing.
I was supposed to hook it up to my computer?? I was able to use it, but it wasn't connected to my computer at the time. Well, what can I say? Did you see the potato they sent me???
Anyway, good luck to everyone who joins the competition! I'm looking forward to reading them.
CurlyFries
From his profile, looks like he enjoys the forums very much. Love fellow forum posters...well, most of them. Has a story I need to read.
Love fellow forum posters...well, most of them. Has a story I need to read. 
CurlyFries
I plan on going until my vagina falls down to my knees. I figure I got another good year or two until that happens. I'll let you know.
CurlyFries
Quote by DirtyMartini
Giving away a camera this time, eh Nic? You know, there's a rumor going around Lush that you had some potatoes left over from the last competition that you didn't know what to do with...
I'm not so sure about this camera thing you're giving away...I hope it looks legit...
Alan, you need to really do a better job about hiding your 'tater envy!