There are so many possibilities here. Can't wait to read the entries. 
Quote by AngelHeart01
I love this! I've had a few of those moments lately. 
Quote by WellMadeMale
What could be more intimate than pooping on the carpet at a party...and being taped for posterity?
Maybe being french-kissed in the act?
Sheeesh
Quote by WellMadeMale
What could be more intimate than pooping on the carpet at a party...and being taped for posterity?
Maybe being french-kissed in the act?
Sheeesh
Quote by WellMadeMale
party pooper
Quote by benjam
your so forceful
Quote by Mazza
That looks Deee-licious!!! Damn you CG, you know how to make my mouth water
look...
Has it come to this? Potato porn??? I never thought I'd see the day on Lush...
Quote by DirtyMartini
Let me guess...you have a loaded potato and you're not afraid to use it...
Do you have a permit to carry a loaded potato Curly-G?
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i just got a quick giggle, btw, taking another look at these... 'green light for go, yellow for slow down, red for stop' sort of went thru my head.
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Hey Curly I agree I have silicone ones, as a lot of toys, but I've discovered they are a bitch to store, those toys don't like each other, when placed together they discolour and degrade, nature of the chemicals.
Quote by doctorlove
The best size, kind and how often and for what period of time or maybe where do you wear them.
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Good Afternoon my Lushketeer Friends...nice potato you got there Curly G...you gonna bring it with you everywhere you go to show off? Alright, rub it in...you got a potato, and we don't...
Anyway...Reverend Rump...what are the chance of you sending Busty down this way with a couple of tall glasses of Beaver Breath? I might be drinking heavily for the next few months, at least...and thanks for your useful suggestions over on the blue site about my upcoming author event...
Remind me not to hire you as a publicist...but, do send Busty down with the drinks...
Cheers,
Alan.
Enjoy the beautiful day! 
Quote by Ravyn
I wouldn't enjoy that at all, nothing hot about it from this woman's stand point. I make no judgments against those who enjoy that but I prefer my man to be manly and wearing my panties does not do it for me.
I'm gonna dedicate this one to Nikki, cuz I'm pretty sure she'll hate it. Sexy new AV by the way, Miss!! 
Quote by CurlyGirly
Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA
Quote by Mazza
Especially when, as you watch, you see his breathing get faster, he's licking his lips, eyes sparkling, stroking that glorious member, just for you, to excite you, please you... It's good when you notice how he does it, the little foibles that get him off (and you'll know to do that thing he likes with your tongue next time) until his cum just arcs out... It's always much more intense when he strokes for you...
me ha ha ha jk
It's all you can do to stop yourself from sinking to your knees between his legs... Fuck
Love it (I should add, not with randoms...)
