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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States

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Quote by Nikki703
I guess I'm like most everyone else here. I never had anyone do it and give me the picture. But if they did I wouldn't be offended but I wouldn't be turned on either.

And no, I don't think you are weird at all. We all have our own things we like


So, you're saying you would like me to give you the picture(s)?
Besides being gorgeous, Nikki has a great sense of humor and fabulous taste in music!
Everyone is into something different. I've had a few. Definitely not my thing.
What about the percentage of us who would not get near a man wearing a banana hammock? Where do we fit in?
The screenshot of my phone as this person called me today pretty much sums up my warm fuzzies.

*Image removed by Rage Patrol*
Posture. You have a spine for a reason, use it. I hate slouching and/or slumped shoulders. YUCK
Quote by BelleduJour
Oh yes, definitely a BIG fan of phone sex but its only as good as my partner. As I've mentioned a million times before in other posts, I have to feel a connection with my partner which comes with getting to know them better on all levels not just what their favourite sexual position is. When that connection has been made, any playtime including phone sex can and is off the charts awesome :-)


^^All this^^ Except for spelling favorite with a "u."

Although I've only had/have one phone sex partner.
20 years?? Say it isn't so, you pee drinking crap face. (still my favoritest insult from that movie)

Your son has good taste. I think I might even have a crush on Wendy! One of my all-time favorite movies. Even though you play ball like a girl, LM, you've got great taste in books and movies. I think I like it so much, because I have the same humor level as a 12-year-old boy.
Quote by Mazza


I want to see your naked noolies in the moonlight...

Still laughing!! Thanks CG!! Xxx


Still not sure what noolies are? Are you asking to see my boobage or my shaved lady parts??





The sun is up, the sky is new...
Yucca sauteed in garlic and stuffed artichokes.

Don't think my house can smell anymore like garlic. Mmmmmmm
Quote by Java
Best review I've read about this pathetic drivel of a book. [/I]


^^This^^ Review totally made me laugh.

Unsolicited, a friend dropped it off for me to read, because she thought I would love it. I did not and declined reading the sequels. I wanted to stab Anastasia in her rolling eyes about halfway through the book.
Quote by lafayettemister
Yes


I thought you said you were mailing those back?? WTH?
Quote by eiffel2007
As a first timer with only two lush friends I tend not to get many people give scores on my stories. So I suspect I may struggle (based on past experience) to reach the 10 vote threshold even though I do tend to have a high average. So if anyone would be kind enough to read and vote on my story (Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary - link below) I would very much appreciate it. It would be a shame to miss out on that potato simply because I don't have enough friends to vote me into the reckoning.

I should also say that I have received some lovely comments from fellow competitors and I am warmed and encouraged by the camaraderie they have shown.


Something I've asked other authors before who say they don't get many reads/votes, do you read and comment on stories here? Have you read and commented on any of the comp entries? Support other authors on Lush, and they will be more than willing to support you. It's a great way to get additional reads if you don't want to collect a bunch of friends. You're also supporting other authors, and as an author you know how much you appreciate it. Take the first step!


Good luck everyone. I've read some really funny entries.
Quote by Mazza


Agreed...

It is interesting though and I'd be interested to see the stats myself. I don't have any famous stories either...




You've got one over that's over 22,000, which is less than a year old, so you'll be there in no time.

Congrats to everyone with famous stories, especially if they're not in the I-train category. That really is a huge achievement.
Quote by Shylass


I didn't see this until now!

I would like to see the stats for this, too. I presume one particular category might have more Famous stories than others, and it's not one I want to know about, personally. But I would like to see people proud of their work, so please feel free to share!

It would be interesting to see which categories have the most Famous, which is most Famous overall, and which authors are in the top five with a single Famous story.

I'm sure some person who twiddles statistical knobs can find out, but do feel free to share with regards to your own work. If one of mine ever gets a Famous ranking, I'll... I don't know. But I'll be well-chuffed.


I agree. But, I would love to see a breakdown by category. That would be interesting.

Congratulations on your success!!