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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States
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CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Hot men in bathtubs
Is there some reason they're all in bathtubs, You Big Perv???
CurlyFries
I find it very hot if a guy will go down on me after he's cum in me. I don't need him to treat it as some biohazard substance and quarantining my pussy until I shower. However, I don't need him cleaning me out, snowball kissing it to me, or draining a condom filled with his cum into his mouth. Tasting is good, but not so much into cum eating. 
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
To the delightful Curlygirly...
Damn your eyes....
I can always count on you when the chips are down...
Seriously though, you wrote a top story!
Confessions of a phone sex operator
Thanks again for all of your support, Mazz. Very much appreciated! I would hug you, but then you would try rubbing your boobies against me again.
I thought this suckass song was appropriate since I'm still coming down from the potato high of today's 3rd place win.
CurlyFries
Happy Friday, Everyone!!
Sharon, sounds like you're enjoying the flooding as much as I am. At least we're taking a break from all the rain with the nice "wintery mix" today.
Rump, since I came in a big third place in the Lush humor competition, I would like to buy a round of drinks for everyone. I can pay with a potato, right? Ask Nic, I'm good for it.
Sharon, sounds like you're enjoying the flooding as much as I am. At least we're taking a break from all the rain with the nice "wintery mix" today.
Rump, since I came in a big third place in the Lush humor competition, I would like to buy a round of drinks for everyone. I can pay with a potato, right? Ask Nic, I'm good for it.
CurlyFries
WooHoo!! Doing my Happy Potato Dance. Congratulations to everyone. 
There really were a lot of great stories in the comp!
Is a distilled potato, by an chance, an option???
If not, then a lovely and simplistic "potato" badge with no explanation would be a nice addition to my page. 
It would make me smile, and I'm pretty sure I would be the envy of all other Lushies. Also, we can then avoid that whole pesky FDA issue when importing produce.
Damn, you didn't waste any time! What flavor of potato chips would you like me to send you?
There really were a lot of great stories in the comp! Is a distilled potato, by an chance, an option???
If not, then a lovely and simplistic "potato" badge with no explanation would be a nice addition to my page. It would make me smile, and I'm pretty sure I would be the envy of all other Lushies. Also, we can then avoid that whole pesky FDA issue when importing produce. Quote by Mazza
CG, you owe me a packet of crisps!! Lol
Damn, you didn't waste any time! What flavor of potato chips would you like me to send you?
CurlyFries
Dave and Josh here definitely do it for me.
I'll also throw in Sully for good measure.
I'll also throw in Sully for good measure.
CurlyFries
Happy Birthday, KG. Got you a few things you might like for your Birthday.
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
I haven't been over there since September... (Next time I am, which will have to be soon, as I have some things to do)
Promise I'll find it when I'm next there though x
The ice cream was fantastic!!! Although, next time I make it, I might just grind almonds or something through it...
Glass of red before bed now...
Night guys!
Peanut butter and Nana anything sounds good to me. Mmmmmm
In honor of the rain and more flash-flood warnings, maybe I'll just start with the hard stuff this morning.
CurlyFries
Happy Birthday to one of my most favorite Lushies. Super funny and an amazing woman all around.
CurlyFries
Quote by LOVES4PLAY
Still NUMBER ONE; I dislike PMing some one, taking the time to hunt & peck out a message. pressing send.. only to find(READ)THIS MEMBER ONLY RECEIVES MESSAGES FROM FRIENDS---Fine that's their choice.But why not indicate it when first keying on the send a PM?
Number two; The usage of female forms, faces or cleavage for their AVATAR.
This annoys me, too.
Numerous times I've typed out thank you messages to people for reading my stories and gotten the same thing. *sigh* I've then been forced to send the message telepathically. Hope they got it. Honestly, receiving crazy-ass messages from whackjobs is one of my favorite things about having a Lush account. I would never turn that off. How else would I know who I want to be friends with?
CurlyFries
Quote by artistmda
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! I just imagine you doing your thing but making no eye contact and being focused on his feet! LOL!!!!
Exactly! He just got off of work and was wearing dark socks. Very pale skin and dark socks.
Did not do much for my mood and sucking his weenie. The visual still haunts...is that too strong of a word?...nah...still HAUNTS me. 
CurlyFries
Condom Challenge: Teen Condom Snorting Trend hits YouTube. Click link for article in HuffPost
I had no clue this existed or even why it does. *Ack*
Edit: Ooops, just saw LM posted a thread on this subject in The Pub. That's what I get for not reading all the forums.
Nothing to see here. On your way now.
I had no clue this existed or even why it does. *Ack*
Edit: Ooops, just saw LM posted a thread on this subject in The Pub. That's what I get for not reading all the forums.
Nothing to see here. On your way now.
CurlyFries
Morning, All. Well, it's raining for the fiftysevenhundredth day in a row. Glad I'm working from home for the next few days. Bad, humid hair be damned.
Mazz, is that curry gonna be ready soon? I think I'll have some for breakfast.
Mazz, is that curry gonna be ready soon? I think I'll have some for breakfast.
CurlyFries
Quote by Highwayman
BTW, next time your caught in a light rain, just remember this one, and feel those drops.
It does remind me of plunking raindrops.
It's a good thing I love the rain.
CurlyFries
Twice walking home from high school with a friend.
Once a guy was jerking off in the car next to me while I was driving to work. He kept honking his horn to get my attention.
Once while I was leaving the bank.
Ick, Ick, Ick Creepy pervs
Once a guy was jerking off in the car next to me while I was driving to work. He kept honking his horn to get my attention.
Once while I was leaving the bank.
Ick, Ick, Ick Creepy pervs
CurlyFries
"Is he really gonna keep his socks on?"
Still a huge pet peeve of mine. *sigh*
Still a huge pet peeve of mine. *sigh*
CurlyFries
Quote by Ravyn
These 2 glass dildos are amazing.........
Based on your recommendation, I just purchased the one on the left.
CurlyFries
Thank you so much for all the funny, sexy, and sweet Birthday messages. You're all awesome!!
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Sorry CG, it's time everyone knew what you REALLY look like....
Oh damn, my giant puffer fish head!! How could I forget!!
CurlyFries
Quote by crazydiamond
You dance sexy, drools!
Just wait until I get a cocktail or two in me.
Talk about drools
Quote by Mazza
CurlyFries
Thanks for all the Birthday wishes, Kids. You made me smile!
CD, I can't believe you posted my private face pic in the forums. Now, everyone knows what I look like!! So damn awesome!
CD, I can't believe you posted my private face pic in the forums. Now, everyone knows what I look like!!
So damn awesome! Quote by crazydiamondGo Curly, it's your Birthday!
( I made you dance!! hahaha)
CurlyFries
I only leave my blogs up for a short period of time and delete them, because the clutter annoys me, and I like to leave my story whoring up for only a short time. However, all the blogs I've deleted still show as "ghost" blogs if you look at my page.