If anyone else wants to step up and buy me one, please feel free!

Quote by seekernow
The beauty of the Satanic Witch penis possession is much deeper, satanic witches plays a large role behind the Satanic penis possession, where it is a sin not to utilize this creation for sexual healing and pleasure for her satisfaction and her ritual for penis possession using satanic worship and demons assisted with Satanic practitioner by using energy generated during sex rituals to cause changes in perception and reality; thus causing the desires of the possession to become a reality by having demons manifest in physical form during sexual ritual worship. The intensity and flow of powerful sexual energy allows the demons to possess the penis and to enlarge it size and actually enter our earthly flesh. (Penis) Just as the air, these demons cannot be seen until they possess our bodies; leaving a distinct tangible body-print such as a possessed enlarged penis. These beings (including Satan Himself) look, seek who to possess and enjoy satanic penis possession as we do and just as a cool breeze in summer is refreshing, so too can their possession into a penis be a pleasure and breath of fresh air for your penis possession and pure lustful pleasure of every inch to enjoy with your goddess. I want to have my penis possessed by satan with all his evil lustful demonic evil pleasure of every inch to worship every goddess witches that may satan grant to have magik sex with !!!! So satanic witches conquest this feat for you to invoke satan to possess my penis! For you !!! Witches I commend thee to cast satanic possession spell on my penis !!!!! Hail satan !!!!
Quote by fire_starter93
My girlfriends sister and her boyfriend moved in with us awhile back. He drinks all the time and never gets home until after bar time. It was killing her. We finally got her fooling around with some of our friends and it wasn't too long until she was sucking dick and fucking. Were really starting to enjoy it and so is she. We're looking for ideas to take things up a notch without her boyfriend finding out. There's two of my friends and one of my girlfriends who are over almost daily to leave her creampies. It's been going on almost 6 months and her boyfriend doesn't have a clue. Anyone have any ideas?
Quote by Dudealicious
Fuck why am I hungry now?
Quote by OpenMindedGuy
After my divorce I sort of re-entered the dating scene and had to set myself up with a new place etc. I found that a lot of younger gals showed plenty of interest in "dating" me, an older guy. I was 44 at the time, however I perhaps didn't look like an older guy. No grey hair or balding and I was in pretty good shape.
Quote by Snoman71
I have real life and Lush friends of both genders and a variety of sexual orientations. I sometimes find it bothersome that so many ladies, particularly lesbian and bisexual, have very strong messages that they DO NOT speak to males.
I guess I am just wondering if this is a result of the rude, aggressive and cocky behavior of the "average" male, or is it truly a desire not to make friends with males.
If it is the former, then I suspect the messages are ineffective, as those males are the sort who don't often read or respect what is on a profile page.
Well, there you go! I look forward to your insight.
Quote by hankyspanky
I, love a lady fucking my ass with all type of things&%since the hurtful 1st time, ive now cum to want that&feel a lady put whatever up me! Am i unusual,ladies,please telj me,as inow luv getting fucked up there! M.



Quote by Buz
I accept friend requests from anyone who is not a serial killer.
Quote by crazydiamond
I can see the up side here, but some manage the same reaction, without the "bitch" or "slut" , that for me works better. it's all personal taste .. like most things on lush.![]()
Quote by LadyX
I actually like it, if it's during sex, and if the guy can pull off "dirty talk" (because many can't). Otherwise, aside from the joking around examples mentioned above, no, I don't care for it.
Quote by HornyANDbeautiful
He doesn't exactly want to be with those that are SUPER UGELY, but I Geuss what hes wondering is will he ever be with a girl of MY caliber???
Quote by Mazza
Ah, reckon I'll be needing something a little stronger in that coffee of mine....
(And no chance of horse, madam CG) lol
Quote by trinket
Curls, I will have you know the above is a standard piece of Australian clothing! Over here we call them 'THONGS', not airy-fairy 'flippy floppies'. Thongs are the staple diet of a True Blue Aussie, maybe throw in a pair of sandals (without socks) every now and again. Wearing socks with sandals or thongs is punishable by law offence. Here are a couple of examples of what NOT to do when in OZ, just so ya know....
