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CurlyGirly, don't I get an invite????
Just have a sense of humor and a sense of adventure, and you'll do great! 
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This is just a small sample of CG's collection!!
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Ha ha, you guys are so hilarious!
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Well done! My 10 days was a minor miracle.
I got a little drunk last night too, I had to, considering the dinner's entree..
I think I had it all assbackwards. I've now decided to limit my non drinking days to 2 days a week and drink the other 5. I am pretty sure that I will be much more successful this way. I will let you know how it goes. 
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Coffee cup
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I made us all some tea...
Who's bringing the biscuits?
(or cookies)
Oh Ginger, that's a funny gif!!
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CG you promised you would not share that one! God last time I send you my sexy shots.
And for the record I only keep my ass white like that so I can still spot the spank marks.
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The book is an acquired taste... I didn't like it that much when I read it in high school. I read it again as an adult and liked it more. But yeah, I know what you mean.
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EDIT: Mystery Solved!! It was her Clothes! Thank God!!
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Hate them, especially if this extreme!!
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I don't know about the rest of you, but every time I see the title of this thread it makes me crave donuts.
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If E.L. James and Stephenie Meyer aren't "real writers" then sign me up for that non-writer paycheque, please!
Yes, of course they are writers. I am not a fan of their writing style and skills but say what you want about them -they have managed to capture the attention and imagination of legions of readers. There's only so much you can chalk up to chance and the marketing/promotion push behind them. Clearly they are doing something right. They are commercial writers that know how to appeal to the masses - most of which are not interested in reading high-end literature and pulitzer prize winning prose. They want escapism and entertainment. The authors know their audience (the authors themselves are/were the exact demographic they are appealing to), so they are able to churn out exactly what their readers want to hear and in exactly the kind of language they can easily digest.
I think sometimes there is a bit of elitist snobbery at work when we try to classify what a 'real writer' is. To me - if someone is getting paid to read what comes out of someone's head in literate form, then yes, they are a writer. If someone isn't getting paid for what they produce but feel, in their soul, the desire/need to spin fiction or non-fiction for others to enjoy or consume, then they are also writers.
Being a 'writer' is a broad umbrella term. Quality, levels of success and preferred genre/style are all subcategories and subjective perceptions from there.
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Really? One of the things on my bucket list is to have my pussy shaved by a man dressed as Sir Galahad while I sit on the handle bars of his Harley as we ride down the Pacific Coast Highway. Oh, I almost forgot, Under The Blade by Twisted Sister will be playing on my iPod!!
I'll send you the invite, Nikki! 
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so did you have help the first time your bush was trimmed or shaved? was it your idea to do it? does someone other than your lover help you take care of it now? and what was the strangest location you have ever shaved or trimmed in, like an elevator or in the saddle, slumber party?????
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Eight Days, No Drinking!! I think Im handling it pretty well.
My assistant may think otherwise!!
I find I'm really lacking in patience. 
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I would quietly complain and not finish the meal. And depending on how they handled the complaint would determine what I did next. If they were sincerely apologetic, i would just let it slide but probably wouldnt return to the restaurant again.
I know things happen and ALL restaurants probably have little crawly things (and worse) in their kitchens. But when I see it first hand it would be hard for me to ever trust them again.
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I had hopes, we will never be now. Socks in bed damn Curly!
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hey maz, i see your date showed up
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Wait a minute! Does that mean I'm not sexy?
Hubba Hubba! And I meant that in an entirely straight way! 
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big breast is what makes a woman.....i think all the womans agree
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I think that's just from all the booze. Give me your keys, CG!
Nice try, LM. I'm on to you. Not ON you. Just on to you! 
