Quote by lizzygurrl
Hi, I have a 36 year old male colleague who has been single for over 8 years now. He's had a few relationships that ended on a sour note and now he has given up, saying that relationships are too complicated because to a large extent they are based on emotion which can be fickle and irrational. Apparently he's always treated his girlfriends really well but they always played "mindgames" on him and didn't tell him what was wrong when clearly there was something bothering them. He now reckons that many women are "too stupid and ungrateful" when it comes to relationships.
He's a really good-natured, hardworking and polite guy but has a very no-nonsense attitude to everything and finds it hard to forgive when wronged.

What's your opinion, have you ever come across this type of person before?

Quote by lifeafterdeath
He needs to stop giving a shit. Sure, this may be the youth in me speaking cause I'm only 19, but where I'm from, the girls that are in the age of 18-25 are mostly complete bitches. No, I dont refer to every single female as a bitch, when they act it, I call it. To do this we must first define a bitch. Cause a bitch doesnt necessarily have to be single.
A bitch will flirt with any guy as long as he has money, a car and a dick.
A bitch will wear extra skimpy clothes to the supermarket.
A bitch will lose interest in your views and everything you stand for 10 seconds after you open your mouth.
A bitch will never call you, but demands that you call her.
If she has too many men as her friends. That's a bitch.
If she drinks with all of her guy friends while fully knowing that she is the only female there and she's going to stay because she's getting free taquila shots, one after the other........ Bitch.
If she has children and leaves them at home with the baby daddy to go out and have fun with her girlfriends all night long, every Friday. That's a bitch.
If she lost her virginity at the age of *Edited by admin for breaking forum guidelines* and had multiple (20+) sexual partners till you met her, that's a bitch.
Now that we have identified a bitch, we must now learn to avoid the bitch, and for that you'd have to BURROW TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, OR MOVE TO THE MOON and even then you'll run into the motherfuckers.
As soon as you land on the moon a bitch will run up to you and ask for a ride home, 20,000 light years away.
Bitches are everywhere, you cannot escape them.
But there are things you can do to minimize your encounters with them.
1) Do not look for a potential date in a bar.
2) Do not tell them how much money you make. In fact, dont tell them what you do for a living. Make them guess and keep laughing, but never actually tell them. Keep making them guess, even if they're right.
3) Do not wear your cover-alls outside of the jobsite. Apparently, to bitches, coveralls=money.
4) Do not call them after the 2nd date (if you reach that far) A bitch will never call. A lady will be concerned.
5) Always go to simple places for dates. And try to keep away from those cliche bullshit movie scenes like going to the movies, or going to a park or something. Make the shit memorable. If she insists that she wants lobster for dinner, drive her to the restaurant. When she gets out of the car, drive away. It's that simple.
In the unfortunate event that you do accidentally hit on a bitch or if you just want a good one night stand, act like a fucking pimp. Treat them like garbage and buy them a vodka cranberry or something. Shit....

Quote by doctorlove
Women put cans,bottles,12 inch dildos that are 8 inches thick, they do this at some point in their life. I don't think there is a women out there that can find a man she can't find room for. For most men we are probly smaller than what women perfer to have penetrating them, but for most women its about clitoral stimulation. Ask yourself this, "would your women like you to lick her clit with a tongue that is smaller than your penis or have your cock in her" most would say tongue.

Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


OH WOW! Aren't you the rude and ignorant one. Threaten me with violence again. I dare you.

Now let me break this down so you're better able to understand. Shut up.
Next time you feel that urge to declare your undying love to your husband in a public forum in all the disgusting ways that you do. Deny the urge. It's making the rest of us sick to our stomachs. There is absolutely nothing wrong with joking or teasing one another but you take it to a WHOLE 'nother level of grossness.
This is a public forum and what you're doing is the equivalent of disgusting PDA. You're acting like a child and if you cannot take a bit of criticism with the tongue in cheek attitude that was presented, then YOU shut the hell up. Please.
Take a joke... Don't be one.

Quote by sprite
you know, lets get real. it's one thing if your in a relationship with a guy, he's the love of your life, and he eats too many twinkies and balloons up - you know him, know who he is, love him, and though you might want him to slim down again, you're probably not going to dump him over it...

now... dating. you don't know shit about this guy, other then he might be funny or smart, but if he's some dumpy guy and there is no attraction there, no, as much as we'd like to think we see through all that stuff, the reality is, a really nice cock is not going to save me. well, if your the mirror image, maybe, but even then, most of us are attracted to good looking men, or at least men who are reasonably attractive. same goes for the guys, btw - you know, you're attracted to whom you're attracted for, and a large part of that is usually physical - i might sound shallow, but don't try to deny it, there's nothing wrong with it.

Quote by cprivate
I honestly wish I could understand the female brain.
Today my wife went for a sleep, woke up 2 hours later and the world fell down on me for every reason under the sun... From nothing wrong to nothing right ... Why?

Quote by csmith82
Home alone for weekend and would love to get off this morning message me to play

Quote by naughtynurse
But CG, don't you remember that one Lush sleepover? We all sat in a circle and ate the .... of the girl to our right. It was so messy with the .... getting everywhere. I have thought many a time that those were the best cookies we ever shared!

Quote by doctorlove
and as I was walking up to the front door to the house, I noticed through a window the girls sitting together in the basement of the house fingering themselves. Have you ever had a sleepover and had this happen or more and is this common?

Quote by overmykneenow
Do we have to have the "stuff that's real/stuff that's porn" conversation again?