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CurlyGirly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
United States
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CurlyFries
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Seeker, have you gotten some weather from Sandy? If so, odds are you are now, and with luck, will remain one of the few folks in your area who can ever claim to have gone through a hurricane while staying home.
Scooter and some other mid-western folks are probably in the same boat, so to speak.
Midwestern girl born and raised here. It was a gusty day but not much else outside Chicago, although it was definitely on the Brrrrrrr side! Home late and one vodka and cranberry halfway under my belt.
CurlyFries
I've been scouring the town for Hen Party Favors.
Oooh, should be play whack a penis? Sorry, Tell!
Party favors?
Oooh, should be play whack a penis? Sorry, Tell!
Party favors?
CurlyFries
Letsplay, welcome to Lush. You'll meet some really amazing people here, but please work on that AV. 
Dammitalltohell, DW! If you're telling people that I'm making you be nice it really doesn't count, does it??
We'll need to talk...again.
Oohhhh, I could really use me some new garters!
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
CG's making me do it... It's my penance.
It's part of her Terms & Conditions when she spotted me $10 for being mean to someone in the forums.
She ruins all my damn fun these days...
Dammitalltohell, DW! If you're telling people that I'm making you be nice it really doesn't count, does it??
We'll need to talk...again. Quote by MazzTheEnabler
Oh god, here, have one on me!!!
(It's SO worth it)
(please don't tell CG though... She'll have my guts for garters)
Oohhhh, I could really use me some new garters!
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
*sheesh* What a trollop!!
Quote by Mazza
Ha ha I know!!
I just noticed that...
No, not with a stranger
(I seem to have a short attention span today... I need to focus... Hmmm)
What exactly are you trying to focus on? Your latest session?? Bwahahaha (sorry...not really)
Nah, I wouldn't, but I won't talk to anyone on for any reason let alone showing them my pink parts.
CurlyFries
Quote by Poppet
No, Just getting tired of hearing all the same "talk" by guys. Telling me what they think I want to hear so they can get what they want they once they do treat me like crap. So, I guess it's time to avoid "chats." At least private ones. I guess I shouldn't have expected a whole lot. I'm sure there are some nice guys out there!
There really are some amazing men, and people, here, Poppet. Don't forget that. The people here are a huge reason why I returned.
Thanks for the welcome, NN. I'm not really into sports, but I do enjoy me some alcohol!
Thanks, everyone. I'm happy to be here!
CurlyFries
I've been playing around with this word cloud website and just wanted to share with everyone. Basically, you type or copy/paste your text and the algorithm makes a word cloud for you. Here are a few examples. You can edit color, style, and font after the algorithm has done its work. Just thought some other people might have some fun with it and get less work done in real life, like me, so I thought I would share.
My bio
Guidelines on Lush home page
Couple of paragraphs on a Hurricane Sandy story
Spice it up competition post by Nicola
Anyway, just have fun with it.
My bio
Guidelines on Lush home page
Couple of paragraphs on a Hurricane Sandy story
Spice it up competition post by Nicola
Anyway, just have fun with it.
CurlyFries
Ummm, yeah, keep looking for a cake, Trinket. Not shaped like an animal! Bwahahaha We'll save that for hen night! 
Ooooh, pretty please. Can we, can we, can we, huh??? Alcohol and sticks? Seriously, you cannot go wrong! Lick responsibly? They obviously haven't seen Mazz drinking....ooops, I mean licking!
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A bridesmaid dress suggestion. Too conservative, right???
BP, as far as your dress?? How do you feel about side boob and short-shorts???
Ooooh, pretty please. Can we, can we, can we, huh??? Alcohol and sticks? Seriously, you cannot go wrong! Lick responsibly? They obviously haven't seen Mazz drinking....ooops, I mean licking!
A bridesmaid dress suggestion. Too conservative, right???
BP, as far as your dress?? How do you feel about side boob and short-shorts???
CurlyFries
Quote by scooter
Hey CurlyGirly,
You don't mess around, do ya! (of course, I gathered that after reading "The Conference Call")
I'm glad you made it, and a dram of spiked, pumpkin spiced coffee sounds seasonal.
Thanks for the warm welcome, Rump. Looks like a great place to hang out, no matter what Scoot says. Scooter, no more wasting time for me. I'm taking life by the balls, literally, now!
CurlyFries
Since I got a personal invitation from Scooter, I thought I would pop in finally and say "HI." I did bring my own pumpkin spice coffee, which might be spiked in the not too distant future. *cheers*
I did bring my own pumpkin spice coffee, which might be spiked in the not too distant future. *cheers* 
CurlyFries
Wow, FABULOUS job on the suggestions, Trinket!! Keep 'em coming!
Tell and BP, you are two of my favorite people on Lush. Honestly, I'm so happy for you both that I could just scream!!!
As you all know, I love me some thongs. So, I got BP the perfect wedding day lingerie.
Tell and BP, you are two of my favorite people on Lush. Honestly, I'm so happy for you both that I could just scream!!!
As you all know, I love me some thongs. So, I got BP the perfect wedding day lingerie.
CurlyFries
Tell, it's great to see you at the party. Looks like you've been really been working on those dance moves.
Ginger has totally perfected her full moon tribute.
Ginger has totally perfected her full moon tribute.
CurlyFries
YES!!!
It happened this one time after an all-girls' slumber party. We stayed up late having a naked pillow fight and ended up fingering ourselves for some additional naughty fun. Anyway, I had to leave early the next morning for class and was pulled over for speeding. Because I had been using my vibe while driving and was close to orgasm, I accidentally hit the gas too hard and went WAY over the edge and the speed limit. Long story short, my skirt was still hiked up when i was pulled over, so Officer Friendly got quite a show. I didn't get a ticket, but I did get about 20 hours of "personal" community service with him.*
So that's how that went down...
Real answer is NO!
*any resemblance of the story above to reality is purely coincidental
It happened this one time after an all-girls' slumber party. We stayed up late having a naked pillow fight and ended up fingering ourselves for some additional naughty fun. Anyway, I had to leave early the next morning for class and was pulled over for speeding. Because I had been using my vibe while driving and was close to orgasm, I accidentally hit the gas too hard and went WAY over the edge and the speed limit. Long story short, my skirt was still hiked up when i was pulled over, so Officer Friendly got quite a show. I didn't get a ticket, but I did get about 20 hours of "personal" community service with him.*
So that's how that went down...
Real answer is NO!
*any resemblance of the story above to reality is purely coincidental
CurlyFries
Not in my purse, but in my bag/briefcase for work I do have a mini bullet vibe.
CurlyFries
Quote by PINKIEHOTTIEGURL33
If a woman uses an object that looks harmless for example hair brush handle or back shower scrubber handle or something like that and decides to use it as dildo one night then the next day finds herself bleeding from time to time.
It isn't her time yet not even close.
One day she would be bleeding then the next not then the day after that yes and so on.
What would this be?
This would be time for you to go see your doctor.
CurlyFries
Happy Birthday, Dude. I hope it's a great one!
AND, because I know you love to dance.
AND, because I know you love to dance.
CurlyFries
Quote by doctorlove
I have never met one that doesn't like it. Maybe, brush before you eat.
Huh? Are you suggesting his bad breath is causing women not to like oral?
Wow, it must be bad, if they can smell it from all the way down there. to OP, I'm a huge fan, but I do have to agree that every woman is different.
CurlyFries
Quote by ginger86
I SEE CG IS OUT AND ABOUT
Ain't that the truth.
Seriously, doesn't anyone eat around here? It's all alcohol and all pussies all the time. At least Trinket was kind enough to bring some 'licious cupcakes. Here's some more healthy food. Eat up, Kids.
CurlyFries
Listening to Sour Girl - STP and drinking Bitter Woman IPA.
I'm sensing a bit of a theme.
I'm sensing a bit of a theme.
CurlyFries
You know how I like to keep things all classy and shit, so I'll post this one.
Honestly, one of my FAVORITE books ever.
Honestly, one of my FAVORITE books ever.