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Quote by MrsWeasel
Okay, men, here, cybersex, too many - I get that.
Okay, they don't want to have sex with other men, and who can blame them. I sure as hell don't. Ew. I guess that just leaves lesbians. Everyone knows we'll screw anything with tits.
Okay, so I've got one of these fake dykes in my bed. What happens when I grab my biggest strapon and point it at his arsehole? Does he run screaming home to his mommy? I'm sure he hasn't come here for that. Or maybe he already has a strapon when he clambers over me, hoping I won't see the join? Is that how you tell if your lover is really real? See if there's daylight between her and her appliances?
And what do we do with these impostors when we find them? Is there a prcedure, is there an anti-fake squad? Do these squad members clamp the fakes' members and leave them on the hiways and byways of Lush for later collection?
Moving on, since hopefully we've dealt with the fakes. Yes, you are clearly a male, I can see the join. Whether you are heterosexual is entirely up to you my dear, but I am inclined to take you at your word. You say your interest in lessies is not to watch us bump and grind and suck each other's tits and lick each other from head to toe and ... whoops sorry, it gets me every time. You gotta admit, we are fun to watch. But I probably should not ridicule like that, even if it is fun.You are right, every one of us lesbians is wonderful. And so are all the straight and bi women, and hell, even the men, those who aren't busy hiding their manhood so they can cop a feel.
Maybe the answer is gallons and gallons of wesson oil and one huge orgy, all of Lush, even the fakes. Can we book Wembly for it?
Thank you sincerely. I say that even though you may not believe me when I tell you the reason I have lesbian friends I have come to love and respect is not due primarily what lesbians do together in the privacy of their homes. It is OK. I am man enough to accept that some people doubt me on some things I say and do. Why should I be any differently judged? I'm nothing special.
But what I would like to add is this: I respect lesbians because, in the face of terrible consequences, they have remained courageous in their fight to be recognized as simple human beings; in their fight to try at least to tell the world that we are living in a culture; to give what they have to other mistreated women in every quarter it seems; for their accepting that some of us men need to grow and want to [sadly not enough] and try to help us(!); to give food, shelter, and home to so many women living in virtual hell in many, many places; for fighting for equality of recognition that if anyone does a job, they should be paid for it period, and not put on a rate chart distinguishing men from women, one from any other race, and on and on! I can honestly go on and on for a very long time here.
So, yes, it is a wonderful thing to see two people who love each other expressing their affection for each other regardless of what their gender is. To see pairs of men and women holding hands, flirting with each other, and so on. For trying to look their best for each other, they often look gorgeous to a man like me, who is just an onlooker.
Now, as for what the site, or you, should do about the men who impersonate women here, I would not presume to stand in for those who run the site and do what they think is best.
Thank you in advance for your respect.
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In Dreams-----Roy Orbison
A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle star dust and to whisper
"Go to sleep, everything is alright"
I close my eyes then I drift away
Into the magic night, I softly say
A silent prayer like dreamers do
Then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you
In dreams I walk with you
In dreams I talk to you
In dreams you're mine all the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams
But just before the dawn
I awake and find you gone
I can't help it, I can't help it if I cry
I remember that you said goodbye
Too bad it only seems
It only happens in my dreams
Only in dreams
In beautiful dreams.
His dramatic rendition will break your heart.
A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle star dust and to whisper
"Go to sleep, everything is alright"
I close my eyes then I drift away
Into the magic night, I softly say
A silent prayer like dreamers do
Then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you
In dreams I walk with you
In dreams I talk to you
In dreams you're mine all the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams
But just before the dawn
I awake and find you gone
I can't help it, I can't help it if I cry
I remember that you said goodbye
Too bad it only seems
It only happens in my dreams
Only in dreams
In beautiful dreams.
His dramatic rendition will break your heart.
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Quote by Nikki703
OMG!! I thought you meant should they teach masturbation in school, like in health class or sex ed, LOL!! I really did!!!
Nikki, I use to teach sex education as part of a bigger course, and if someone like you would have wanted to know how, I would have found a way for you to learn from someone I knew (another lady) would do a good job and not treat you badly. That would have had to be on the "QT" as they say.
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Quote by MrsWeasel
Do you suppose they figure as pretend dykes they'll be accepted into the magic circle, whatever they conceive that to be?
Or perhapse they are concerned that The Lesbian Conspiracy is about to make its move and they should prepare.
Just a thought. Or two.
I believe that many men here come here to get close to women and probably have cybersex.
Maybe women are not attracted to me, or that I am buck ugly. Or perhaps it is somersetting else. But MY experience tells me the number of heterosexual women who are interested in cyber-sex here it seems falls far short of the number required for all those horny men ot find a partner.
So what some of those men do is pretend to be lesbian women to find a lesbian lady who will play with them, thinking they are women.
Now I am clearly a heterosexual male. But I deeply admire lesbians, and no it is not from watching them making out. It is from their joy in knowing they are something wonderful, and that many beautiful women here are lesbians too. I find it very easy to love someone like that even if it means I will never have sex with them of any kind. In fact, the woman I adore most for a long time on this site is a lesbian. I am not sure if I even know what she looks like. That doesn't matter to me. When I talk to her, I beam, laughter, banter, and get told to fly a kite now and then as well! I get the biggest kick out of the way she even does that!!
So, I am a hetero man who loves lesbians ( among others). So what does that make me? I just say, a man who loves women. I like being who I am. I have no desire to be anyone else, as full of flaws as I am.
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I have won "faculty member of distinction" at one college in Appalachia, and two at city Universities back East.
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Quote by sprite
i only do one pieces these days. hides the knife scars so i don't have to answer awkward questions.
Like the knock out shirt one in your avatar? That should would do fine anywhere.
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Quote by sprite
i'm not. i took a hammer to it, put all the pieces in a tube, sealed it, and used it as a dildo. GENIUS!
Whole thing sounds like "Ouch!" to me Spritely One!
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Even if they told me I could mention their names, I wouldn't but there are two women here I adore who have perfect bums.
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Remember you asked for "the most:"
1. take the many days it takes to show me that you really do love me back. Without that start, you may get my body turned on but not "arouse me the most."
2. Given #1, do something like wear my shirt around, and just be happy and sexy in it. That really shows me you are into "me" and "us" like I am already now into "you" and "us."
3. Either approach me or be open to my approaching you, kissing me as I will kiss you, with all the passion in the world.
Then you will have me aroused as *fxxx* for a long, long time.
1. take the many days it takes to show me that you really do love me back. Without that start, you may get my body turned on but not "arouse me the most."
2. Given #1, do something like wear my shirt around, and just be happy and sexy in it. That really shows me you are into "me" and "us" like I am already now into "you" and "us."
3. Either approach me or be open to my approaching you, kissing me as I will kiss you, with all the passion in the world.
Then you will have me aroused as *fxxx* for a long, long time.
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Quote by hayley
what an AMAZING thread ... well done Ashleigh
for me the first thing I notice is her hair.. how she wears it and does it suit...
and her style... sooo many wear really good clothes that do nothing for them.. both women and men..
omg a man in a jacket where the sleeves r too long...
short skirts r wonderful .. what buzz .. if the legs can carry them..
my ideal
We think alike on this one Hayles.
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Of course I would. I am a coffee drinker and it seems she is a tea connoisseur. We could talk about anything she pleases as we sip our drinks too.
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Since were are at a five star spot and she is dressed to kill, a bottle of Chateau Rothschild and two coasters for each of us. ;)
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"One World, One Voice"-----a video of songs on the environment, assembled from around the world by Peter Gabriel
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I always try to let her know how good a lover she is, and how she satisfied me, as I hold her tight. I want her to know how much I cherish the gift of her presence in my life, how much of a difference she makes by just being near me, and how much I love to ravish her to let her know that. Then I go put on a hot cup of tea made the European way, and warm up a small edible like a soft centered bread with butter, or a crumpet, etc. I serve it to her in bed (or wherever she is).
Often she wants to be quiet and just keep our presence to each other and mood alive. Often she wants to talk so I just listen.
This all assumes there is lots of time, that we have the need and desire, etc.
Quickies are a whole different routine out of necessity.
Often she wants to be quiet and just keep our presence to each other and mood alive. Often she wants to talk so I just listen.
This all assumes there is lots of time, that we have the need and desire, etc.
Quickies are a whole different routine out of necessity.
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Quote by honeydipped
so cute!
lesley-ann brandt❤
I second your emotion on Leslie-Ann. Gorgeous and classy!
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A bottle of Portuguese White Port----yes there is a white port.
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Why don't I bring us some shortbread cookies to go with the tea?
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Quote by sprite
i make a habit of treating people with kindness and like to see others doing the same. that means that i'm always happy to hold doors open, pay for meals, be caring, nurturing, protective, and i am okay with the same behavior shown towards me - i am okay with accepting that - it's simply showing humanity as far as i'm concerned, and we can all use a little of that in our lives. women should be treated with respect. so should men. and kids. and animals. it makes the world a better place.
I could not agree more!