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I grabbed this recipe from Lululemon last year and made them during the fall months after a run or just to kickstart the morning. They are sooo good - tastes just like pumpkin pie and complements a workout instead of undoing it.



Post-run Pumpkin Spice Protein Smoothie

½ cup canned pumpkin
1 cup almond milk
½ a banana
1 tbsp of raisins
1 scoop of vanilla protein powder
½ tsp vanilla extract
sprinkle nutmeg, cinnamon and ginger

Blend it all together in your favourite appliance (are you a Vitamix® or Magic Bullet® devotee?) and top with flax seed for an extra health kick!
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Zucchini Brownies:



And before the choir of 'ewws' commences, remember that zucchini is to zucchini brownie as carrot is to carrot cake.

Here's the recipe.





lol... My mom makes all the zucchini recipes - brownies, cakes - everything. I grew up on it. And yeah, I agree - you honestly can't taste it AT ALL and it's a great way to make sweets healthier.
This can work in the spooning position (I really can't imagine any other position that would be comfortable) and only if you're both dead tired and just pass out right after sex or doze for a bit and then kind of wake up and feeling it get hard again so you can move on to round two. I've had this happen on occasion but it's always been more of a natural and organic thing - not something you're trying to really maintain on purpose - and only for shorter bursts of time (like a doze or nap).

To be honest - I don't like excessive cuddling that goes on all night. I really do like my own space for actual sleeping and chances are high that after sex, I'm probably going to get up to go to the bathroom or get a glass of water or something before settling in for the night anyway. Unless as I said before - I'm dead tired or kind of drunk. I like the concept and am definitely in favour of leaving it in until it gets soft or you're done with the cuddling session but not all night - it's kind of constricting.

Guys that have done the all-night cuddling thing with me have been a turn off - mainly because I can't get a proper night's sleep and I'm the type that doesn't need nonstop touching to feel connected or a sense of intimacy.
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Hmm. I think that's pretty close, really. Straight from a coconut. Ill have to buy one and see.


Yeah, it's the closest thing I can think of... scent-wise too. Fresh coconut. smile

Edit - with maybe that slippery viscosity of oyster juice after you've had a few orgasms.
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You never go full evil like this lil' guy.



He lets out those noxious fumes that dampen even the Blonde Doll-Master of the Carebear Brigade's spirits. The frownies become more difficult to 180.


Oh my god, he's so cute! Those ruby eyes and toothy smile. Plus nobody can deny he has fabulous nails. smile

Yeah, I'm hopeless. silly
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Poo.

Maybe the Evil Carebear Brigade will steal all your unhappiness.

Or not. Or not.






Wait, I thought I *was* the Evil Carebear Brigade!

If they let me out of the gang, maybe I can escape the toxic rainbows.

This did make me smile a lil though, so it might be working. I did love my Carebears... even the evil ones.
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Neil Patrick Harris = Dougie Howser MD = Riding a Unicorn in the movie "Harold and Kumar in Guantanemo Bay"= Awesomeness all rolled into one spectacular body.


All I could think about was this epic scene from Harold and Kumar's Christmas on faking being gay. He was brilliant.

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I say trim them a bit and file out the peely bits with a Sani Block. And in all honesty, I've never trusted any kind of nail growth/repair treatments. Not to discredit them, as I've never tried any. And I probably never will. I know about coconut oil because it's a tried and true method for me. Sometimes when I'm out collecting samples, I've literally dug in the ground and mud with my bare hands, so my nails have taken a beating. I used to get acrylic nails just to protect them, but that made them so brittle. Coconut Oil not only repaired my nails, but it healed them as well as strengthened them. They snag less. It takes a hell of a lot to chip them. The only reason I do Gelish manicures is just to be on the safe side while I'm in the fiend, but I always apply coconut oil to my nails before I even apply a base coat. I rambled like this just to say that I don't know anything about those other methods you mentioned, but I can attest to coconut oil working perfectly.


Yeah, I've been filing/buffing the peely bits. They're not so bad that I think I need to sacrifice them yet. If I trimmed them right down I'd lose 100% of my nail length because the peel is up to the nail bed on one nail. It's still a little sensitive from where it got smashed. I'm lucky it didn't break. My nails aren't super long or anything but they're definitely a touch longer than I usually wear them and it feels like a fun little novelty for me at the moment.

I'll definitely try the coconut oil. I don't know if it will work for me as a pre-mani thing because any oil left on my nail tends to make my polish bubble. Maybe this will be different, but at the very least it's a good treatment to try for a few hours or overnight and it's something I already have at home so I'll definitely be on it tomorrow. smile
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COCONUT OIL!!

Ok, I'm done yelling. But I'm sure we all know the benefits of coconut oil. It's miracle stuff. It's great for your nails. I didn't discover how great because I used to just use it mostly for my hair and skin. And while teasing it throughout my hair with my fingers, I noticed that my nails began to grow like craaaaaaaaaaaazy. I keep my nails trimmed short because of the field I'm in. I use my hands a lot, and it's just better and more productive if I just keep them cut short. But anyhoo, just use the coconut oil the same way you would a cuticle oil or cream. Massage into your cuticles and even all over your nails, and I guarantee that you'll see results within a week or two.

And unlike nail growth treatments that give you just a long nail, but it's yellow-ish and fragile and brittle, the coconut oil helps to strengthen and give you a solid, healthy nail. It's great.


I'm going to try this. My nails are all in great condition except for these two problem nails that I've semi-injured recently (I accidentally smashed them into something). Now they are both a bit peely at the ends and those are the only 2 nails that ever get premature polish chips. I was thinking of getting Trind Nail Repair because I hear really good things about it and then maybe going with a ridge-filler just to even out the chipped bottoms (I don't want to cut them off... *cries* - trying to figure out a way to just make it work until the peely bits grow out). I've also heard good things about OPI's Nail Envy but I think Trind sounds like the healthier intensive-treatment option that can stay on the nail all day. I will do the coconut as well at night.
China Glaze's Flip Flop Fantasy. If this doesn't scream please feed me copious quantities of frozen beach cocktails with oversized straws, I don't know what does. smile

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When I was asking this question, I wasn't implying that I'd like my girlfriend to participate in it, but rather if you think that a guy that watches it sometimes (as I do) is a pervert.


No, I watch more perverted things than this, myself.

It's a fantasy and the visual (for anyone that is into cumplay) is hot. I can't imagine I'd do it myself in real life at this point, but I don't find it offensive or degrading. It's all situation-dependent... you either see a woman empowered and enjoying her sexuality with no inhibitions, or you see a naive girl being taken advantage of and used by misogynistic men. Same sex act - but different intentions behind the players involved. The fantasy I have of it, is more based on the former scenario and mutual pleasure.
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Have to add

The Talented Mr. Ripely.

Goodness was that movie creepy as fuck. Matt Damon nailed that performance.


Yes! This is one of my top three favourite movies of all time. It was brilliant. The screenplay adaptation was perfection and the direction, acting - all of it top notch.

Match Point is another one. It's an exceptionally clever and well-written film with very disturbing/haunting undertones as well. This doesn't even feel like Woody Allen's typical fare or stye at all - it's such a standout.



I've re-watched those two films many times.
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ummm.... brb - changing underwear...



Better change them again - looook - glow in the dark Bubble Chairs!





I know it's totally impractical, but I would love curling up in one of these. smile



Plus, then when Rachel visits me, I can put her in it naked - with glowsticks.
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I've been hesitant to play with my Gelish colors...sticking with the solid manicure. I know you can play with Gelish just like you could any other polish...but it's so permanent and more of a process to remove it if you mess up. I came across a different ombre method that might work perfectly for this gel polish, so I'm gonna give it a go tonight.



How did this turn out? I like the idea of doing a bit of a pre-mix of the 2 colours first.

Also with the textured ombres above - I totally would never have thought you could do ombre textures. I figured the texture effect would get lost on the sponge.. unless they used a non-sponge method. I actually saw a tutorial the other day where a girl took a bit of polish and combined it with some basecoat so it was thinner and then just brushed it on the lower part of her nail using an old make-up brush for an ombre effect instead of the usual sponge method. Has anyone tried this?
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I love brussel sprouts. That preparation looks good but my all time favorite way to make them is to toss some lardons in a skillet until they release the fat and then toss in the sprouts with some butternut squash. Season and Let them get coated in the fat and get a bit of color then add a bit of garlic and finish them in the oven until they are to your liking. I don't like them too soft, I like a bit of crunch in them.

I also like to make a simple slaw with them. You just shave the sprouts really finely. A mandolin is best. Then add chopped hardboiled egg and good parmesan cheese or romano (the kind you grate yourself). A salty dry cheese is best. Add some olive oil and lemon juice too. If the cheese isn't salty enough add a bit of salt and pepper to taste. It's really simple and really good.


I am totally making these recipes. My mouth literally watered when I read these recipes. I love brussel sprouts. Good food stylin' there, Jack! smile
This is one of my favourite things and it's mostly because of the presentation - but Lobster Spoons - perfectly drizzled in a bit of clarified butter and garnished for flavour.




Cinnamon Almonds



Crock Pot Cinnamon Almonds Recipe:

1 1/2 cup sugar
1 1/2 cup brown sugar
2 Tbsp cinnamon
1/8 tsp salt
1 egg white
2 tsp vanilla
3 cups of almonds
1/4 cup water

A yummy handful with a side-dish of popcorn or a piece of dark chocolate.
I'm wearing 'Tennis Anyone?' by NCLA. It really is tennis-ball yellow and a fun yet refreshing colour. Love it.

I'm also playing tennis tomorrow night. But that's like... a total coincidence, I swear.




Juliet & Company Gold and Cognac chains bracelet.

I like stuff like this - it looks way more expensive than it is and it fills the wrist nicely with complementary strands and you end up getting a ton of wear out of it.

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It makes me think of a really chic boy's dorm room.


The dorms at my university looked like prison cells.

But yeah, I like the simplicity and the modern vibe of it. Like you can imagine having some dirty sex in that bedroom. Sometimes you can look at the way a bedroom is decorated and get a feel for the kind of sex that probably goes on there, from traditional/vanilla to the really fun stuff. smile
I actually tend to favour lighter 'spa-like' colours usually, but there's something really sexy and masculine about this bedroom. It's kind of a turn on.


I've gotten:

AJ Cook





Kate Hudson



And also Cameron Diaz - but I don't think so at all.