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Is that why all these chicks on here have these monster clits?
I can't speak for all the chicks here. But I can testify that my tummy stick is 8".
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Quote by Buz
Small cocks? We have standards here on Lush, especially in The Forum. Small peckers are not allowed. Any cock, dick, goober or tallywhacker must be at least 8" long and thick as a rattlesnake. In fact if your schlong rattles that's a plus.
This is so irrelevant. Everyone knows the internet adds at least 8 inches.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
This is a great idea! I never thought of that. Do you just mix it with a bit of water?
I actually looked online before I started experimenting with it. The most basic recipe calls for just a bit of water, some substituted the water for aloe gel. I actually do the aloe gel in the winter, as my skin gets very dried out. I also add a bit of honey because it's an awesome astringent.
Just water or aloe gel is fine for a mask. But I have the most fun when I use it as a scrub. The powder is very forgiving, so play around with it a bit. The best combo I've used thus far was about a half a tablespoon of honey, a drizzle of vitamin E oil, and just a few drops of water just to loosen it up a bit. Sometimes I add raw sugar when I wanna exfoliate.
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Was this before you fucked your good friend's niece who showed up naked at the door? Or was it after you fucked your neighbor's wife who did the same thing? Or was this ex girlfriend the one who eventually took your nephew's virginity?
To answer the question, yes I have. It's incredibly erotic...and it's like a dirty little secret. I love dirty little secrets.
To answer the question, yes I have. It's incredibly erotic...and it's like a dirty little secret. I love dirty little secrets.
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Yes. It's so refreshing, especially when a guy approaches me and I already have it in my mind that I'm gonna turn him down. His approach determines the way I turn him down. If he's a dick, I don't mind turning him down. But when the guy is nice and sweet but I'm just not interested, I feel bad. So it's actually quite a relief when I'm feeling that apprehension when a guy is approaching me, only for him to compliment me, smile, and move on.
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Quote by sprite
i don;t mind - it beats being known for figging!
You could always switch to cigging...http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm1196633_Is-Cigging-the-new-Figging.aspx#1196633
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Methinks you could hook up with Hasabrain and perhaps mentor him. You appear to be leading the kind of lifestyle which he longs for.
He could be your trailerpark wingman!
He doesn't need a trailer park wingman. He gets ass thrown at him from that direction as well. Pay attention.
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Quote by JohnC
Ok, thanks. But I think the assumption that most DO is equally as plausibly incorrect. ;) It simply comes down to perception and what each of us THINKS, since you can't prove it either way... you can't prove a negative action like this. You only know what they GET, not what they didn't get.
I will however, point out that using a general contact and typing in your concerns is nowhere as easy as clicking a report thread/post button which will link the staff directly to the thing being reported. When you click "contact us" and then type your complaint, the staff then has to go FIND that issue, or the person reporting it hast to provide a link to it. So no, it is not really that "simple" compared to a fully automated reporting feature. It is not more simple for the staff OR the member doing the reporting.
If you don't think it would be a good feature here, fine. But it is quite clear that how it is now does not come close to the ease and speed of a dedicated report feature... which a great many forums use. These reports, like I said, can be directed to the Moderators/Staff directly responsible for the section the claimed violation happened in, and contain a link to the actual post or thread. It truly does streamline the staff's job.... and makes it easier for the membership to report actual violations.
But it was just a suggestion. And frankly probably my last. LOL
Your suggestion is a sound one. Just discussing plausibility. And although there's always room for improvement, implying that the current process is drawn out or inefficient to push your suggestion is a big leap. I'm sure your idea will be explored either way, if it hasn't already been.
And please, feel free to voice any other concerns you may have with the site. All suggestions are taken into consideration, whether you see it or not.
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Quote by JohnC
I see where you are coming from. And of course abuse of the feature could be dealt with too, right? I have seen it work wonderfully on other forums... granted, MUCH different member bases though. So it may or may not work well here. I am not sure.
I do know however that reporting violations now is so much of a process that I bet most simply don't bother. And so things happen over and over and over with little to no consequences for blatant violations. So I was just tossing it out there as a possibility. I have been an Admin and Moderator on more than my share of forums and this feature tended to be more of a benefit than a problem. It actually made doing the JOB of Admin or Moderator a lot easier and quicker in many cases. The staff assigned to each section would get the reports in their general boxes or directly into a forum section only they could see. And if someone was clearly abusing the feature, they would get a warning, and if it continued a time out, and if that didn't take care of the abuse, they would be removed from the forum.
But like I said... just floating the idea.
The process is as simple as clicking "Contact Us" and typing in your complaint. The same goes for reporting profiles or offensive pictures in chat rooms, except it's even simpler because you don't even have to type in anything. Admin gets these reports in by the boatload. It goes directly to their inbox like a PM, whether you're reporting a profile or pic or sending a formal complaint. So the assumption that most don't bother is incorrect.
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Quote by JohnC
Could there be a "report this post/thread" option added? Or if there is one, have I missed it?
Seems like a good idea when you first think about it, but it would just turn into shit slinging. For instance, if someone was to stir up trouble in a forum, they could simply report all the posts that upset them. Or if someone had a strong opinion in a forum that someone disagreed with, they could report it for being offensive. Do you see where I'm going with this? There are people who dish out things but can't take them, so they'll just resort to reporting people's posts instead of handling things like grown ups.
I'm not saying everyone would abuse it like this, but most will.
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Quote by naughtyannie
Hey, let's not judge! He's obviously an awesomely attractive hunk with the charisma of George Clooney and the physique of (insert your fantasy here).
I'm moving' to his neighbourhood today! Rofl.
That may or may not be the case. All we have to go on is an ass shrouded in shadow.
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Quote by ThatStoryGuy
Not what I meant... Damn... I don't think I can ever phrase this question right. Bugger, now I look like a dick. I'll get back to you when I finally work out what my question is :P
I know what you're trying to ask, but you're thinking about it too much. Think of all the things that attract you to a woman, as well as the things that drive you crazy (good or bad) about them. Those are the same things lesbian or bisexual women feel about other women.
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Quote by AbigailThornton
Fantasy Lover:
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you possess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be idealistic and passionate, and you make each moment memorable.
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life.
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is strong. So strong that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
Same as me.