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Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
You're all too fucking old for this shit. Fuck your little clique...and excuse the entire fuck out of me for wanting no part of it. Ugh. You disgust me. And quit asking other people about shit that involves me. If you have questions, you know how the fuck to contact me. Shit.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I don't think it dilutes the site. It adds characters. If anything, we have a laugh over the obvious fakes...and the people who fall for them. That doesn't take away from the site as an overall community. And what kind of community would we be if we didn't have our fakes? It doesn't take away from the great stories, and talent, and debates in the forum, or random funnies in the forum. It'd be different if Lush were a dating site...but it's not. It's an adult themed social network, and should be treated as such. There are fakes all over Twitter and Facebook. Does this dilute and take away from either of these social sites? Do you think Mark Zuckerberg (sp?) or Mr. Twitter Bird is losing sleep over the most likely millions of fake accounts? Of course not. Lush is something different for everyone who joins. You get what you put out. As Shylass said, the fakes are only fooling themselves in the long run. So why go out of our way to make fools out of them?
I totally understand where you're coming from, because it used to bug the shit out of me. I was actually one of the people who wanted some way to "out" fakes. But THAT is what would lead to the dilution of the site. I'm not in the business of designing morals for anyone but myself. It's ultimately your responsibility not to become anyone's fool. Just let it be...these things have a way of finding themselves out, anyways. Or the fakes just fizzle out altogether. But it becomes the mythical Hydra. You get rid of one and 2 more will pop up. It's quite tiresome. Let the fakes run their course...overall, they're not hurting anyone...at least not anyone that doesn't allow them to.
I totally understand where you're coming from, because it used to bug the shit out of me. I was actually one of the people who wanted some way to "out" fakes. But THAT is what would lead to the dilution of the site. I'm not in the business of designing morals for anyone but myself. It's ultimately your responsibility not to become anyone's fool. Just let it be...these things have a way of finding themselves out, anyways. Or the fakes just fizzle out altogether. But it becomes the mythical Hydra. You get rid of one and 2 more will pop up. It's quite tiresome. Let the fakes run their course...overall, they're not hurting anyone...at least not anyone that doesn't allow them to.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
For support. And I don't want saggy boobages later down the road. That can cause severe back problems. My boobs aren't exactly ginormous, but I can rarely get a way with not wearing a bra. And plus, if I didn't wear one, working out would be such a pain...in more ways than one.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I wouldn't consider myself an expert, but deep throating is something I enjoy. And it's never made me puke. The best advice I can offer is to relax. The guy is essentially fucking your throat, and throats weren't technically built for fucking. They're used to things generally going in one direction, not repeatedly pulling in and out. So yes, it's gonna take some time. As all foreign things, your body's gonna reject it. Give into your gag reflex and then pull back. Breathe. TAKE YOUR TIME. If you feel yourself about to hurl, or if you THINK you're gonna hurl, take him out...take a few deep breaths, and get back in there. It's easy for you and your guy to get overly excited, but these things take time. It has virtually nothing to do with what/when you eat. It's about when you're timing your breaths. That gagging you feel is probably some sort of panic, I can't stress enough how important calming breaths are. Practice on something that's thicker than your guy, if possible. So when the time comes, he'll practically be a breeze.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I wouldn't consider myself an expert, but deep throating is something I enjoy. And it's never made me puke. The best advice I can offer is to relax. The guy is essentially fucking your throat, and throats weren't technically built for fucking. They're used to things generally going in one direction, not repeatedly pulling in and out. So yes, it's gonna take some time. As all foreign things, your body's gonna reject it. Give into your gag reflex and then pull back. Breathe. TAKE YOUR TIME. If you feel yourself about to hurl, or if you THINK you're gonna hurl, take him out...take a few deep breaths, and get back in there. It's easy for you and your guy to get overly excited, but these things take time. It has virtually nothing to do with what/when you eat. It's about when you're timing your breaths. That gagging you feel is probably some sort of panic, I can't stress enough how important calming breaths are. Practice on something that's thicker than your guy, if possible. So when the time comes, he'll practically be a breeze.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by sprite
true story - one year i dressed up for halloween as a pot brownie - wore a brownie uniform with little cannabis leaves instead of the crest, merit badges for things like bong making, etc, and even handed out pot cookies - cost me a small fortune but i made a lot of people very happy.
OMG! That was you?!?!
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Denny62
All the posts above are good . . well, not sure about Felix.
Another thought would to ramp up your appearance . . . whether you're with him or not. Flirt with men (and women is you choose). Nothing will spark a mans interest like the fear of competition.
Nobody's sure about Felix.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Shamus
When I was in my twenties I was hired to help my friends mother around her house. Because my friends father was a truck driver and he was gone all the time. What I soon found out after taking the job was that taking care of her was part of my job. I didn't mind one bit, her husbands loss was my gain...;)
You've been in my porn collection, haven't you?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I think the categories are fine. Anything that isn't covered by the categories is covered by tags that can be searched, and these tags are in and of themselves subcategories. If every little thing were listed in its own category, we'd be scrolling the homepage forever. It would just be a clusterfuck of categories, and it seems a bit counterproductive.
