Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Well then cheat on your wife. Live a lie for the rest of your life. And don't think new, thinner woman on the side isn't going to cost you a pretty penny. Think about the getaways. The expensive dinners. The gifts you're going to get her, because, let's face it, you're gonna get her gifts. Hotel rooms aren't always cheap year-round. Unless the new side piece will be into the sleazy motel scene. If she is, you may wanna rethink tapping that. She's gonna demand to see you when you can't explain your absence to your wife and kids. The kids are gonna know, because kids always sense these things, no matter how well you think you conceal it. So their Christmas gifts are gonna be a bit more expensive. Because the guilt will eat at you, and you'll try to compensate for it. Speaking of kids, if the other woman has them, you'll be spending money on them as well, unless she's married, which I doubt will be the case. You'll have to do birthdays, Valentine's Day, and Christmas for both of these women. Unless of course you plan on not giving a shit about your wife.
The inevitable will happen. Your wife will find out you're being unfaithful. Your kids will wonder, "How could dad do this to us?" Yes. They won't see it as something you're doing because you can't fathom being with your wife. They will take it quite personal. They will question their self-worth and why they weren't good enough for you. You cheat on her, you cheat on them too. Sure, you just might get visitation. But what kid wants to spend time with a cheating father and his mistress? Meanwhile, your wife will tap into that hidden strength that most women don't know they have until they need it the most. She will realize that she's hit rock bottom and her husband abandoned her when she needed him the most. She'll do what she needs to do and leave you. And live her life because her kids need her. And you'll still get that nasty divorce. Eventually, that whole grass in greener cliche will ring a bell somewhere in the back of your mind, but you'll probably be too far gone.
Moral of the story: Double lives can cost you a lot in the long run, and I don't just mean money. So ponder that while you fret over your $2500 balls.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
You can't go wrong sending a PM to Nicola. She owns the site, after all.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Try reading it out loud to yourself, line for line. This helps a ton. And check out what those little red and green squiggly lines under your words are all about. A lot of times these can be ignored. A lot of times they can't.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I can't deal with any indicators of bad hygiene (skid marks, same tooth brush for more than 3 months, no sign of dental floss etc.). AND DON'T USE MY TOOTHBRUSH!!! Why do people think this is ok?!?!?! Don't put your mouth on my mouthwash. Don't use my razors. And don't use my deodorant. I also need a guy that showers at least once a day. I don't mind peeing while I'm in the shower, but don't take a dump. A guy did that to me once and I told his mom and then deleted both their numbers from my phone. The heat and steam from the shower combined with the stench is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I also don't mind farting. It happens, and I'd probably get a good laugh out of it (I'm so mature). Also, if I catch you picking your nose without a tissue nearby, I'm probably gonna wonder for the rest of the day and most of the week where the fuck those boogers went. Don't use my earbuds. Clean up after yourself. I'm somewhat of a neat freak, but I don't expect everyone to be the same. That being said, don't be a complete slob.
DO NOT toss your undies in the washing machine with mine. It freaks me out. If your day starts before mine, be considerate and don't wake me up while you get ready, unless you're waking me up to make sex. I like waking up to sex. And French toast. So if it's not sex or French toast, don't fucking wake me up. Don't erase my shows off the DVR, even if I've watched them already. Don't read my mail, as I won't read yours. I think that about sums it up. Oh...if you for some reason have the desire to use my makeup, don't touch my eyeliner or my mascara. That shit touches my eye fluids, and yours as well. Gross.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Not to sound judgey, but it's always boggled my mind about how men get turned on so much by the thought or act of being with a virgin. Don't get me wrong, I understand the allure. It's a psychological thing. You're the first one there, and in the back of your mind, the only one there. She's pure, sweet, innocent, untouched, yada, yada, yada. But by engaging in sex with her, aren't you essentially taking away the one thing that draws you the most? And unless you spend the rest of your life with her, there's no guarantee that you'll be the only one. And once you're done devirginizing her, is your interest in her lost?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Yes, it's as everyone above said. For example, while browsing your profile, I can simply click Ctrl+A and then Ctrl+C, paste it into word, or anywhere else for that matter, and then have access to not only the text of your profile, but the pics as well. Nothing is ever 100% protected. Disabling right clicks is really the least of your worries. It just creates a more tedious job for the pic poacher, but won't stop them if they're tenacious.
And suppose somehow all of the technical stuff could be controlled in addition to right clicking? No copy & paste. No screen grabs, or anything like that. What's to stop me from doing it the old fashioned way and whipping out my cell phone or my camera and just snapping a pic of your pic?
Nothing is ever 100% protected online. If you put it out there and someone wants it forever, they'll find a way to get it...and probably share it. This should be kept in mind when posting pics online.
P.S. I'm not trying to make anyone paranoid or anything...but still. Just be sensible.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
It's pretty and it's fun, as well as expressive.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I'll never unsee that. I hope the condom broke.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Do you choose who you're attracted to? Or does it come naturally?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
First and foremost, she should take a trip to her gyno, as this doesn't normally happen in women who aren't menopausal, and she's much too young for that. It's different if she's always had problems with lubrication, but if the juices down there have suddenly stopped flowing, it's definitely something she should be concerned about healthwise.
There are other factors that are involved too. Is she a smoker? What's her diet like? Is she getting enough vitamin C?
She can also apply vitamin E oil down there. It's soothing and has regenerative properties. Also, olive oil, as it is the closest to a female's natural lubricant. I've heard that zinc also helps, but I'm not sure how valid that is, so she should look into that. Almost all vaginal problems as far as sex functions go can always be helped with kegels. Use it or lose it, so to speak. Remember the tin man from Wizard of Oz? He was stiff for all those years and rusted over. So if she does opt to apply vitamin E oil or olive oil, tell her to do that in addition to kegels. It'll get the machine pumping.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Life's a beach and then you dive.
for that, i bestow the title of Sir Kitty of Ginger upon you. it even comes with a plot of land right next to a very lovely swamp. 