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Quote by jake_black
Its funny that you say that but what if the guy he is trying to do it to is straight. Some guys don't want guys to unzip their pants for them.
Straight guys wouldn't want guys unzipping their pants, anyways. Or sucking their cocks.
Now to the OP: All the advice you've received is sound. If you've picked up and hooked up with women, then you can just apply that to guys as well. Just switch up your venues a bit. But even that isn't always necessary. Find a guy you're interested in and charm his pants off (figuratively and literally). Flirt, make him laugh, etc. You'll be sucking cock in no time.
Also, I saw mention of craigslist...be careful with that. A great many of those are bogus at best, as well as dangerous. They may not be who they say they are. You don't know if they're clean or not. But if you think it's worth the risk, go for it.
But your endeavor isn't a difficult one. There's never a shortage of guys wanting their cocks sucked.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Mazza
I really really really wish I had a cock between my legs right now...
Of course, I want it to be attached to a man and for him to be doing wicked things to me with it....
What do you mean that's not what you meant? What the fuck else would I do with a cock??
Slow roast it on a bed of potatoes?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by elitfromnorth
Putting myself on a donor list now to give away my ovaries, womb, breasts and also my clit. I think you should make it known that if you die you want to donate your cock to someone that needs it. also your balls...
You're a saint.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Communication is key. Anal requires lots of trust. If this is her first time, then if anything goes wrong, it'll be a really long time until she's willing to give it another go, if ever. Let her clean up in a way that's she's most confident. If she feels clean, she'll feel less self conscious. Lubrication is extremely important. Start off any anal play with gentle lube, even if you're just using your finger. When she gets more comfortable with anal, you can use your saliva as lube, which makes great foreplay. Begin slowly...massage her gently with a finger until she's used to the intrusion. Then maybe you can add another finger, depending on how thick your fingers are. TAKE.YOUR.TIME. I can't stress this enough. Anal isn't something you can rush. Also, stimulate her clit as well...this will help her relax, which will loosen her up, so to speak. And by loose, I mean more receptive and less constricting. A dildo can also be added to the mix. This will prep her even further. Let her get used to being stretched. But if you're gonna use a dildo, get one close to the size of your cock in width and length to yours...maybe a bit bigger if it's not too much. And then have her let you know how it feels throughout the entire process. Then when it's finally time, let her feel like she's in control. She'll be more relaxed and trusting if she feels like she's a part of the orchestration. So have her look back at you. Give her a few reassuring looks and nods and such. Have her spread her ass cheeks for you...it's exciting. And then again, take your time. Go in slowly...don't start pumping like a mad man. In fact, once you get all the way in hold still for a bit. Let her adjust...and let her muscles back there mold to your cock. It'll be a great sensation for the both of you. Slow, long strokes are much better than a series of quick pumps, especially this first time around. As time goes on and anal is something you want regularly, invest in a butt plug. These help immensely in reducing resistance. Have her wear it for a period of time throughout the day, and she'll be ready when you're ready.
Approach anal with caution. It isn't one of those things you can just go in and do like you see in porn. It takes time, preparation, and trust. If she feels the least bit uncomfortable, it won't be an enjoyable experience for either of you. And as Nikki said, anal isn't for everyone. That's why communication is important. If she says she doesn't like it, then that's it. If she doesn't like a finger, she won't like a toy, and if she doesn't like a toy, chances are she won't like your cock. It's up to you to make this a great experience for her. I know that's a lot of pressure. But if you're willing to invest the time, control, and patience, it'll be well worth it.
Happy humping!
Approach anal with caution. It isn't one of those things you can just go in and do like you see in porn. It takes time, preparation, and trust. If she feels the least bit uncomfortable, it won't be an enjoyable experience for either of you. And as Nikki said, anal isn't for everyone. That's why communication is important. If she says she doesn't like it, then that's it. If she doesn't like a finger, she won't like a toy, and if she doesn't like a toy, chances are she won't like your cock. It's up to you to make this a great experience for her. I know that's a lot of pressure. But if you're willing to invest the time, control, and patience, it'll be well worth it.
Happy humping!
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Nah. People are too picky about cocks. Is it snipped? Is it curved? Is it big? Small? Thick? Long? How big is the head? Is it veiny? Grower or a shower?
For the most part, pussy is pussy. Takes a pounding and bounces right back(in normal circumstances). It can last all night. As much as I love cock, it has its limits. So I'll pass on having one of my own. I prefer my vagina.
For the most part, pussy is pussy. Takes a pounding and bounces right back(in normal circumstances). It can last all night. As much as I love cock, it has its limits. So I'll pass on having one of my own. I prefer my vagina.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by fsharp
I voted for "B" because "B" had the most convincing television campaign!
After I voted, the results were:
A 2 12%
B 4 25%
C 3 18%
D 2 12%
Zebra 5 31%
TOTAL 98%
Where's the other 2%?
Someone decided to be a stinker, which was totally expected. No worries. All a part of the big picture.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
There are no mistakes. I'm aware of what the choices are. All you have to do is pick one, any one. If you vote, you MUST reveal what you chose and why...or the experiment just isn't any fun. I can't elaborate any further than this. Happy voting!
P.S. Don't overthink...there is no wrong answer.
P.S. Don't overthink...there is no wrong answer.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
IF (and that's a big IF) you were eating cum from her panties, I guarantee you it wasn't hers. Lady cum doesn't dry up into little tiny pieces. At best, if a girl came in her undies and left them out, they would just harden...but not have dissovable pieces that you could suck on. But those undies had to have been sitting there for DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS for something like that to happen. As others have said before me, you were definitely eating vaginal secretions...but it wasn't cum. And no, don't tell her. In fact, don't tell anyone.
Actually, you shouldn't have even told us. Because now you've been labeled as dried up ALLEGED cum eating guy. Note the alleged...because I seriously doubt it was cum.
Actually, you shouldn't have even told us. Because now you've been labeled as dried up ALLEGED cum eating guy. Note the alleged...because I seriously doubt it was cum.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by CoopsRuthie
How do you compare a question about cutting off parts of a woman's anatomy with deciding which hand to masturbate with? The questions have nothing in common. He wanted to know if I wanted to have my clit cut off. I didn't. The question is disturbing. It isn't funny. I don't see how it could be considered even remotely funny in light of the fact that women routinely have their clitoris cut off in some cultures. Those same cultures see having a period as unclean, and women as inferior in every way to men. This is not a question that a man who likes women would ask. A man who likes women would know that a question like that is anti-woman. Or maybe I'm just pissed because I'm having my period.
Simmer down. It's really not all that. I am a woman. I am completely aware of what women around the world suffer on a daily basis. However, this question has nothing to do with it. I don't think he meant, in a literal sense, cut off our clits for no more periods. I think it has more to do with, if our anatomy were rearranged, would we opt for no clit as opposed to putting up with the annoyances of a period? I don't think he's subtlety supporting female abuse and hate. I see this is something you're extremely passionate about and it's a very important and sensitive subject, but I can GUARANTEE you, without a doubt in my mind...that his question, while extremely idiotic, intended no ill will towards the female species.
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Quote by Lisa
That's kind of what I'm getting at. My point is that people are capable of change, whether it's in a negative way or a positive way. Just because a person has been monogamous at one point doesn't mean they'll always be monogamous. Just because a person has cheated once doesn't mean they'll cheat in every relationship from then on. People are capable of growth and change. Not always in a good way.
Absolutely. Cheaters can learn a lesson and be prosperous in OTHER relationships. But it takes a drastic lesson for that change to take place. If cheating occurs in a relationship and that person is given a second chance, it's bound to happen again...within that specific relationship. The chances are pretty high for repeat offenses of cheating within a relationship. As with any offense. If you could do the same thing over and over again and virtually get away with it, most people would. Think of it this way: I've been stealing all my life...never got caught. I get caught one time...slap on the wrist, released back into society...back with my same crowd. Getting back into my old habits. I get caught a few more times and the same thing happens each time. Finally I get some serious jail time. I "supposedly" reform after an extended period of time. I have one of two choices after my release. I can learn from it and leave it all behind and move on. Find a new crowd and attempt to become a functioning non-stealing member of society. Or I find my old crowd again. In the beginning I'm all, "Oh no. I've changed. I won't go back. I've learned my lesson." But the temptation is too great. They come up with a fool proof method. I most definitely WILL NOT get caught this time around. I then have a decision to make.
It's the same with cheating. Yes a cheater can reform. But they have to be separated from what they know to reform. It's very rare that a cheater can change his/her ways within the relationship with the person they cheated on. When this person puts their foot down and says, "No. It wasn't OK. You don't get a second chance." And if you meant a lot to them, and they fuck it up, chances are they won't do it again should love find them a second time around.
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Quote by scooter
What if you were to get caught cheating biteentina? Or slippery? or MagicalFelix?
You are not capable of change, or a second chance to prove yourselves?
Never throw stones.
You can't get caught doing something if you DON'T do it. Duh. I can only speak for myself. And I know for a fact without a doubt that cheating is something I'm not capable of. If something is powerful enough to draw me away from my commitment to the person in my life, then it's time to sever that tie instead of just stringing them along. That's so selfish. What's the point of being in a relationship if you want to be with someone else? There's way more to cheating than the act itself. Cheating requires a conscious decision/effort. You have to plan to do it. How to do it. When to do it. Who to do it with. Where to do it. How to conceal it. If someone can actually think it through, know what's at stake, and then take all of those steps, and STILL be able to go through with it, then no. They aren't capable of change. Because the change of heart would have taken place during the decision process of cheating....BEFORE the act occurred. And when I say someone, I include myself. Would I be capable of change? Sure...for a while. The remorse would kick in..as would the overcompensation for what I've done. But it'll get tiresome, and it's only a matter of time before my eyes would wander again. And the process repeats itself. So would I or anyone else who cheated DESERVE a second chance? Absolutely not. I applaud those who have the ability to extend second, third, or more chances...but I am definitely not strong enough. I've been cheated on once, and once was enough. He didn't deserve a second chance, so he didn't get one...and if the situation were reversed, neither would I.
I speak from experience, so I'll throw all the stones I want.
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Quote by Lisa
If they both want to reconnect and they're committed to fixing the problems in their relationship, I don't see why it can't work with some effort.
If "once a cheater, always a cheater" was true and people really weren't capable of change, then "once a monogamous person, always a monogamous person" should also be true. If a person was faithful at one point, they can be again. (If they want to be.)
It doesn't work that way. Once a monogamous person cheats, then by definition, they are no longer monogamous. How many times does a person have to lie to be a liar? Or steal to be a thief? I applaud people who bounce back and work things out after being cheated on, but in my experience and from what I've seen, a lot of "moving on" constitutes sweeping it under the rug. Or doing your best to make like it never happened. But it's always there lingering on the surface.
Being monogamous represents trust, loyalty and commitment. Being a cheater represents the opposite of all of those things. Do you ever fully trust a traitor? Of course not. Everyone's monogamous up until the point they start cheating, after that it's out of the window. So no, after cheating on someone, once monogamous always monogamous doesn't exist. It's a sweet notion, but no.
