Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Oh definitely the abusive guy. Who needs manners and chivalry when you can go out with a douchey & disrespectful wad of fuck?? I mean no self-respecting woman would ever put up with a guy that showed her the utmost respect. That's why it's called SELF-respect...we have enough for ourselves so other guys don't need to bother respecting us.
And as far as my best experience on a date? Well we went to McDonald's, and he got me the best meal the Dollar Menu could offer...and then he forgot his wallet, so I had to pay. After we got in MY car, he looked over at me and said, "You're cute. Let's fuck." And I was like, "Cool. Your place or mine?" He said my place because he lived with his mom, who locks him out if he stays out past his 10:00 pm curfew...so he ended up sleeping over because he knew she wouldn't let him in. And then we both got to my place, and stripped naked. He saw my boobies, so he came a little in his undies. But I have to give it to him, he was trying really hard not to, I saw it in his face. So then we finally got down to it...best 15.3 seconds of my life...well his life. One and a half pumps and he was done. He rolled over on his side, farted, and sucked his thumb...and about 5 seconds later I heard snoring. It was the cutest thing ever. The following morning (since he had to sleep over because mom locked him out) I woke him up with a BJ. And he said the sweetest words I've ever heard: "I'd return the favor baby, but I just don't do that." Of course it was just fine with me. I cooked him breakfast. It was intended for the both of us, but his appetite was ravenous after our rigorous lovemaking the previous night, so he didn't bother to leave any for me, which was so thoughtful because I was trying to lose weight. After that he asked me for my wi-fi password because he ran out of data on his cell phone. And he played on his phone for a while, totally ignoring me...and then I gave him a ride home. I thought everything was magical, but he never called back. But I call him every single day and send him text messages, but for some reason he hasn't received any of them. I assume this because he never responds. But I just know he's the one for me, so I'll let fate handle the rest. BEST. DATE. EVER!
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
From what I gathered, she's upset with her sorors because she's not getting any dick.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I've always known the sorority life isn't for me...here's reason # 87015.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I'd also like to know who falls for the reverse cam trick. The one where both parties are on a call but only one is showing themselves on the camera. "I'll watch you, but unfortunately I don't have a web cam/my web cam doesn't work."
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
No. No. No. No. No.
If I have to pee during sex, I halt all activity and make a mad dash for the potty.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Swingers clubs aren't exactly pit stops. That takes a lot of prearranging and pre-screening, from what I've heard. You can't just show up and expect to get laid, and that's if they even let you in.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I'll never be woman enough to consume anything of Busty's. Literally, I mean. I would try the coffee, but I'm afraid I might sprout a mustache & goatee with matching chest hair.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I love maryjane platform pumps. My current fave pair are a pair of suede, camel-colored ones. I can wear them with pretty much anything. They're about 5 inches, and actually super comfy, as are most platform heels.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I saw a biker slam into the back of a car...he flipped in the air, came down, and splatted onto the pavement. It was like seeing someone get drawn and quartered in one of those medieval movies, except without the horses. It was so unreal, and it happened so fast. I had nightmares for months.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I don't speak for all women, but I'm not particularly fond of being hit on. Perhaps because I bruise rather easily, so if someone took it upon themselves to hit on me, I'd show the marks right away, and they'd last for weeks...and being that I'm rather pale, that's just not very attractive. And plus, it's getting sunny out and I tan very nicely, so I'd be pretty peeved if someone came along and hit on me, ruining the overall effect of my beautiful tan.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Learn to mind your fucking business bitch and quit worrying about what the fuck I do/say.
The lips on your face are as loose as the ones between your legs. That's the kind of shit you should be worried about.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I hate to say it, but if you have to ask, then I'm sure you already know, at least deep down, what's going on...
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I personally believe it's one of the most sensual things a guy can do. Mainly because most guys don't just go around eating their own cum (although a great deal do). But you know it's something he's doing just to please you. There's absolutely nothing a guy gets out of tasting his own cum other than it mingling with someone else's or being able to share it, all of which is done to arouse his partner. It's really, in MY opinion, one of the most selfless sex acts there is, and I guess that's why I find it so sensual.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
As Belle said, it's perfectly natural, whether it's online or not. But there should be that follow-up moment of retrospect where you realize that if you really do have something special going, then there's no need to feel threatened because you have nothing to worry about. Not all jealousy is bad, and there's actually such a thing as "healthy" jealousy. But you also have to make sure you're on the same page. If you haven't had that conversation (you know the one I'm talking about) then you're just acting based on assumptions. If you haven't literally sat down and declared your exclusivity, then he's fair game. No matter how close you think you are. No matter how many private and intimate conversations you've had. No matter how much it's seemingly implied. If a guy is exclusive with you, he'll let you know, and it WON'T be indirectly. So just because you're a guy's favorite and shiniest toy, it doesn't mean you're the only one. If this hasn't been discussed, and if he hasn't made it clear to you that you're the only one he's interested in, then you're probably not. And who knows, maybe you are, but since this is an online community not many people heed the fidelity stipulation because it's all in fun for some. Proceed with caution.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Not for me. I like receiving it, so I wouldn't mind returning the favor if he wanted. I'm a firm believer in reciprocity.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
It looks like a hoodie for your dick.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I don't care. A guy can like whomever he wants.