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Everything and everyone pisses me off. Yes, you: assface.
I think that about covers it.
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Fuck you.
oooo....sexual tension
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Quote by Paulfromma
Well, as a bi male exhibitionist and somewhat of a voyeur, I find myself at a nude beach here in FL a dozen or so times a year. I love being seen with a hard-on. I love walking up and down the beach along the tide line where everyone can see me. I'm often wearing nothing more than sunglasses and a cock ring. My cock is always at least at half mast. When I spot someone watching me closely, I usually go to full hard-on. I love it when another guy seeing me hard gets hard himself or when one person calls another person's attention to me.
On the occasions that my wife joins be at the nude beach, she turns me on enough that I usually don't bother with the cock ring and as we walk the beach my cock is just as likely to be hard and leaking pre-cum.
That's so sick and inappropriate. I get that it's a nude beach and things happen, but contrary to popular belief, it's not for flaunting your hard drippy cock up and down the beach for all the world to see. If you wanna be an exhibitionist, go to a sex club where your intentional hard-on will be welcomed.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by BlackTalon
what a SAM is seeking is a spanking...there ARE other ways to get that.
You've got to be kidding.. "mindfuck"?... "borders on abuse"??
In that case every parent in the world should be serving consecutive life sentences. These are basic things for dealing with disruptive child behavior. Not that we're talking about children...but the same principles apply in nearly any relationship...first you let the person know that their actions are creating problems in the relationship--then find solutions to fix it.
As stated in an earlier post..ya...you could just dump em and be done with it...but it isn't so big a problem that it can't be fixed instead...IF it's causing problems in the relationship.
Just because it's something she enjoys and you don't, it doesn't make it a problem. A problem for YOU perhaps, but not for her. If she's a masochist that likes to be punished, that's a psychological as well as a physical need. It's something that brings her pleasure. It's a big part of who she is and what she desires. Who are you to correct it? Why not just let her move on to someone that's willing to accommodate this need instead of someone bent on "fixing" her?
And as far as that first bolded bit, didn't you just go from forced slavery to child molestation to attempt to drive your point? So how are the apropos terms of mindfucking and borderline abuse so far-fetched?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by BelleduJour
Haven't you heard ladies??? These threads are NOT to be used for chatting back and forth to each other - that's what CHATROOMS are for!
I think someone needs to alert the forum police straight away before things gets out of hand and EVERYONE starts having TOO much fun on here. God forbid.
This is fucking hilarious. The nerve of some people. "Oh, they're having entirely too much fun with the back and forth. Time to saddle up the old high horse!"
A lush pet peeve of mine? Unnecessarily being told what to do.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
It would all be kind of OK...if it weren't for the fact that your friend knew she had this effect on you. That means she's in your head, and she knows she's in your head...both heads, actually. And you admit that you like the fact that she's there, and you're doing nothing to discourage this behavior. She may not be coming onto you just yet, but trust me, she's thought about it. All it's gonna take is a few too many nights of neglect by her hubby, and she knows who to turn to. Of course you're not technically cheating...your friend gets you all horned up, your wife is the nearest to you, so of course that's who you go to. The fact that this concerned you enough to gather outside opinions on the subject speaks volumes.
As I said before....TECHNICALLY you're not wrong. But think of it this way: If I slap you with my left hand even though I'm right handed, do you still get slapped?
As I said before....TECHNICALLY you're not wrong. But think of it this way: If I slap you with my left hand even though I'm right handed, do you still get slapped?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by BlackTalon
Seems the focus here has shifted....If the Dom/me in this situation liked it - it would not be an issue. I in no way have said or will say that it's wrong or inappropriate if both people enjoy it. It then becomes a little consensual game between the two.
Though this should be widely known, I think it may be time for a refresher course about what acceptance of "1-party consent" means. It effectively places us in a class about equal to a virus, not requiring the host's permission to take over. It sets forth the acceptance of forced slavery, releases all rapists, wife beaters, child molesters, thieves; as because that person wanted something, it was their right to take it if they could. I refuse to live in a world where 1-party consent is accepted.
Now that we all understand that the situation described is non-consensual. Should we accept/defend it?
Oh please. If the sub likes it and the dom doesn't, instead of trying to change what the sub likes by means of reinforcing YOUR desired behavior, why not get yourself a new sub? If this is what the sub desires and you're not willing to provide it, then it looks like it's time to move on. Not time to make her/him into what you want them to be. As with any relationship, BDSM or not. If I see something I don't like after I've expressed it and my partner doesn't wanna change, I practice the Law of Two Feet and walk away. No one's forcing you to do anything against your will. Bringing up extremes of , abuse, child molestation, and thievery to support your case is absolutely ridiculous, and so is crying, "My sub is making me punish her against my will!"...especially when you totally have the option of ending things, in fact more so than in any other relationship.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by CurlyGirly
When I read on a profile that soandso69 is being "protected" by another Lushie or bigtoughdude69 has people he protects on Lush and if you cross them you're messing with him. What exactly is he/she going to do? Are they going to unfriend someone, send really mean PM's or, god forbid, CAPS LOCK them in the forums? Seriously, this is not seventh grade recess. What exactly are the repercussions?
Misspelled words in Lush story titles. Really, you can't even spell the story title correctly?
and wasps. I don't care for aggressive wasps.
I know this is my second time quoting you in this thread. I promise I'm not a stalker. I'm just reading all the posts backwards because I have nothing better to do. Anyhoo, I have a funny story to share.
I got into a dispute in a chat room with a member, and said member went and told a friend what happened. He came into the chat room and used the "Sneers at..." option in the chat action prompts. In the midst of laughing my ass off, I politely asked him if there were a reason I was being sneered at. He told me I knew why...and I said no. And then he proceeded to tell me that no one fucks with his friends. I told him the issue had nothing to do with him and his internet bravado act was amusing. He said it became his problem when I fucked with his friend. And then he proceeded to threaten to spam my inbox with Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black links...enough to make me miserable enough to delete my account. I thanked him for the warning and proceeded to block him. A mod got involved, and it ended hilariously. Apparently he has a habit of deleting and recreating his account, so he found his way off my block list...and to this day all he does is suck up when he sees me and talks to me about shit that I don't care about...like really going out of his way to engage me in conversation. One of the most hilariously bazaar things I've ever experienced here. Also, I've seen people get virtually punched in chat rooms. It's really all pathetic. It's the fucking internet...people really take it too far sometimes. These are usually the ones who live their lives completely through the internet and just get caught up and can't get a grip. Sad cases, in my honest opinion.
It's just never gone well. 
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by artistmda
Can we reshape this topic...I think what he was getting at is not that the guy is a douche but...this will take too long.
So when you bring the guy home, do your parents look happy or worried? Both guys are prince charming, one looks like a doctor, one looks like he plays bass for Pantera. You want the good guy or the bad guy?
The majority of us know what the OP is actually getting at. We've been asked this question enough times. The general consensus is that we all want something in between those two extremes.
We get snarky because the extremes are presented in such a laughable matter, therefore we poke fun.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Dancing_Doll
If I went to this school, I would make it my life's mission to fuck up this girl's shit. It would be so fun (and so easy). That girl is strung tight.
LOL. Sounds like one of those angsty/cliquey teen chick-flicks. I fully endorse it.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by ProfessionalMaster
Can I just say as posts go this was the funniest damn thing I have read in forever. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair literally and hit the floor. Sorry, I know Sprite quoted this earlier, but it just needed to be done again. Incredible post.
Haha. I try.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Dudealicious
Well shit, it looks like you've seen right through me. Thanks for the laughs though!
LOL. My boyfriend wouldn't appreciate that too much. Just drop by the bedroom...they have handfuls of women tossing out their IDs. You might get lucky. I hear they like 'em dumb, hung, and full of cum.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Dudealicious
I've seen that in porn before and always was wondering if it would be easier to go down on a glow in the dark pussy. Especially when the lights are off.
Hey. Let's not bring innocent kitties into this. This isn't that kinda party.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Dudealicious
Now we're talking! For some strange reason, I hope your crotch glows in real life like your Av.
It's funny you should mention that. Although it appears to be shaven, the hairs are actually trimmed really short and have been treated with glow-in-the-dark dye.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Dudealicious
That's cool if you over accentuate your words I will catch on. I'm a pretty damned good lip reader..
I can't wait to see the decor of your bedroom.....post modernistic I'm guessing yeah?
Actually my wall decor is a collage of cartoon characters. Is that a bother?
