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Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Just walk in a chat room, and say "Hey! Any womens want 2 pvt?"
The panties will IMMEDIATELY drop
Sources: Me (Trust me, I have a vagina)
No...but in all seriousness, just strike up a conversation. Just a simple "Hello, how are you?" or something along those lines will just about do it. Most women here are at the very least civil, and they'll have a conversation with you as long as you're not a jerk and respect boundaries. Don't just ask random women for private chats because most of us just find it annoying. The chat rooms are your best bet. The only ones who won't be receptive are the ones who are strictly here for pretend sexual relations with females, which is no loss for you, trust me. Don't try too hard. There are plenty of women here who would love to have a conversation with you, even if there all there is. The best way to do it is just go for it. You really can't go wrong unless you come on too strong to a woman who doesn't like that. If that's the case, she'll let you know. I'm sure you'll do fine.
The panties will IMMEDIATELY drop
Sources: Me (Trust me, I have a vagina)
No...but in all seriousness, just strike up a conversation. Just a simple "Hello, how are you?" or something along those lines will just about do it. Most women here are at the very least civil, and they'll have a conversation with you as long as you're not a jerk and respect boundaries. Don't just ask random women for private chats because most of us just find it annoying. The chat rooms are your best bet. The only ones who won't be receptive are the ones who are strictly here for pretend sexual relations with females, which is no loss for you, trust me. Don't try too hard. There are plenty of women here who would love to have a conversation with you, even if there all there is. The best way to do it is just go for it. You really can't go wrong unless you come on too strong to a woman who doesn't like that. If that's the case, she'll let you know. I'm sure you'll do fine.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
As far as the whole fidelity thing goes, everyone here is fair game, and they're going to be treated as such. Some people here aren't even married in real life, but they just like to play out that whole having an affair fantasy.
If someone is here, chances are they're not just here to lurk and have a spot of tea. They wanna get in on the action. I wouldn't go for anyone who's married here for personal reasons, but at the same time I won't knock someone who does. I can only speak for myself in saying it's something that I just wouldn't do. In my opinion, when it comes to that sort of thing, the line between real and internet life is very thin, perhaps even dotted, and it's just one I'd never go near.
In the grand scheme of things, we're all just here to have a good time. If people with spouses choose to come here and get their freak on, who am I to judge? I'm not gonna point my finger and accuse, mainly because I honestly couldn't give a southern fried fuck about how people choose to utilize their time here. Whether or not it's right or wrong is in the eye of the beholder. Some people may feel a certain way about it, but if you're against it, don't do it. And if you're for it, have fun. You know the consequences you face either way...or at least you should.
If someone is here, chances are they're not just here to lurk and have a spot of tea. They wanna get in on the action. I wouldn't go for anyone who's married here for personal reasons, but at the same time I won't knock someone who does. I can only speak for myself in saying it's something that I just wouldn't do. In my opinion, when it comes to that sort of thing, the line between real and internet life is very thin, perhaps even dotted, and it's just one I'd never go near.
In the grand scheme of things, we're all just here to have a good time. If people with spouses choose to come here and get their freak on, who am I to judge? I'm not gonna point my finger and accuse, mainly because I honestly couldn't give a southern fried fuck about how people choose to utilize their time here. Whether or not it's right or wrong is in the eye of the beholder. Some people may feel a certain way about it, but if you're against it, don't do it. And if you're for it, have fun. You know the consequences you face either way...or at least you should.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
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Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
OK...bonus question: Does the rules a dom may make for their sub apply to them as well? Like for instance, if it's an online relationship and a sub isn't allowed to private chat or have hot steamy pretend sex with other people, does this mean that the dom will also refrain from private chatting and having hot steamy pretend sex with other people? How does one go about setting these type of rules? Can the sub also have their own list of rules/demands and behaviors they may deem unacceptable for their dom? And what are the consequences of a dom violating these rules (if they exist) other than the sub leaving them?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Hayley79
It's the cut ones that are weird. Why would
you mutilate your penis?
It's usually done at birth, and it's not like they have a say in the matter.
And to answer the question, I've never had one. But from what I've seen in pics and videos, there's not much difference, except when it's soft.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I disagree. Unless I see a dick print or something through their pants, I see a guy's face long before I see his dick. With that being said, my interest in terms of how he looks and who he is as a person has to be piqued long before we're ever in a position for me to see his dick. So can a guy penis size make him more attractive? If a guy looks good and has a nice cock, then that's like icing on a cake. But if a guy looks good and has a cock that leaves a little to be desired, does that take away from his overall attractiveness? I'm gonna say no.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by crazydiamond
GODAMMIT! all these professionals, yet no one can still say if its spelled correctly! I'm having an aneurysm , thanks.
Bad, bad subs!! check your spelling so I can sleep!
Dominant is an adjective. When people say they're a dom, it means they're the dominant one in the relationship, or they're the dominant type. Dominate is a verb. Someone can dominate you, but they can never dominant you...that's just silly. So in actuality, calling yourself a dom is grammatically incorrect because you can't be an adjective or a verb in the literal sense, you can only be a noun.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Simple really, spice it up. Come on dude, use your imagination. You're on a sex-based site. Clearly you know the sky's the limit when it comes to sex. Do something different. Different is almost always intriguing. Even if it's something as simple as flicking or twirling your tongue a bit differently when you're going down on her. COMMUNICATION IS KEY. Ask her what she likes. If she can't voice it, ask her to show you. Make sex an adventure, not a chore.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by WellMadeMale
I'm tenuously putting together a harem, SWW. If you want to join up, you can be my number two go-to-girl... online. I accept & encourage both subs and femme dommes of the female persuasion.
I'll prioritize your internet life for you. Gently, yet firmly.
I have references.
(make note of how often I utilize the pronoun - I)
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by BamaFan78
Do you find forum lurkers good for the community or bad? Please explain your response.
How would they be bad for the community? Bad would mean they negatively impact it. Not everyone has something to say on a subject, or maybe someone else has already expressed their same sentiments. You can't exactly force someone to express an opinion on a subject if they don't necessarily have one or maybe just don't want to share. That kind of pressure is what's bad for the community.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
You can't "get" confidence, because it's all about how you feel about yourself. If you approach a girl and you think that you can't get her, then chances are you won't. I hate to sound like the moral of a sitcom, but confidence is really one of those innate qualities. Sure, there are those around who can boost it by telling you all the good things about you, but unfortunately I know absolutely nothing about you. But it's all about the way you carry yourself: your posture and the way you walk. Even the way you talk is involved. So what are your strengths? Play up those when talking to a girl without coming off as cocky. And everything you don't say is as important as everything you do say. What are the things you like about yourself? Chances are, other people will like these things as well. Good luck!
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Dancing_Doll
... or jealous master/slaves or cyber-relationshippers ("My slave has informed me that you've been regularly stalking her profile page. How dare you?! Nobody is allowed to look at her page without my express consent and it says so right in our bios!" or "I just wanted you to know that MonsterCock69 is my man and he tells me everything, so you should probably stop creeping on his page, slut!")
I can just see it dissolving into multiple messes between cliques, friends, and Lush-relationshippers.
Having said all that - it could be entertaining too.
Looking at the idea in broad strokes, I think it has more pitfalls than benefits but if people are really wanting this perk, you could always roll it out for a trial run and see what happens.
Oh fuck, I laughed so hard reading this.
However, I agree with this last bit...maybe go for a trial run and see how it all plays out. I personally don't care, but, as DD said, some people aren't mature enough to handle it. It could go down south really fast, depending on how people handle themselves.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
If you're really looking for advice, just let it go. No one is ever prepared for the consequences of coming onto their wife's mother. Let Brazzers handle that sort of thing.
If however you're just fantasizing and asking this question because you're looking for responses that cater to your fantasies, troll on my friend.
If however you're just fantasizing and asking this question because you're looking for responses that cater to your fantasies, troll on my friend.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
For the record, I've never been with a guy who had the audacity to even think that he could get away with calling me a bitch or a ho. As others have said before me, the 'Bad Boy' look is what appeals to us. And the rebel persona...going against the grain. That sort of thing. Not being disrespectful and a total wad of fuck.
