Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I'm not picky about who I accept as friends, so I accept pretty much any request when I receive it. There's nothing on my profile that's so sacred that it can't be seen by everyone, so I don't make a big to-do about accepting people's friend requests.
I don't really look at profiles until after I accept a friend request...and that's if I remember to go back and check. If something on their profile creeps me out or gives me a bad vibe, I just delete them.
And if they irritate me at any point, I just delete them. It's a very non-complicated process.
And no, I don't have a criteria for what someone should have on their profile.
If they have a full profile, great. If not, no big deal.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Definitely burnt.
It's almost acceptable, if not for the crust and the burnt pepperoni.
And you most definitely couldn't eat the leftovers the next day. There's no reheating that.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Seeing great things happening to great people.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
You and I have been in this lovely, temperature-controlled lab all fucking day. It's so cold in here that I bring a turtleneck with me when I'm in here.
I'm not sure what would cause one's ass to condense so profusely in these conditions, and I don't think I ever wanna know.
But for you to sit your ass in MY seat and for your ass to perspire in just the time it took me to make a run down the hall to the vending machine for a fucking bag of carrot sticks and a bottle of tea and back is just absolutely repulsive.
And then for you to give me the stank eye because I stared down my chair pondering what to do when presented with the dilemma of your ass juice in my seat, I just...what?! Like really, what the fuck?
And THEN for you to get curt and attitudinal with me for the remainder of our time together in this lab for my sheer audacity to simply swap out my chair for another, I can't even comprehend it.
What the fuck was I supposed to do? Just sit there and go about my business as if my lower half wasn't marinating in the pure essence of your asshole?
Was I supposed to just bask in your booty juice cocktail?
Seriously, what the entire, actual fuck?!
Pull your head out of your clammy ass and let's get this shit done so I can leave and shower. I feel dirty by association.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I missed him so much, and now he's home.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Just take a direct approach.
Confidence is always key, although some women do find nervousness to be charming.
Maintain good eye contact, and make sure you have specific plans in mind. Or maybe instead of asking her out, ask for her number instead.
But I'd be careful about asking her out on the job. Some employers get annoyed by this.
I hope it goes well.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
What Metilda said.
And if all else fails, porn.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I do both, but I prefer waxing, sugaring to be more specific.
I get my sugaring done professionally, but at the moment I'm too far away from my sugarist (I just made that up) and I don't really feel like finding someone else, so I've been shaving my cha-cha.
I only self-sugar everything that's not my cha-cha.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I love a homemade flat bread pizza with feta, spinach, roasted tomatoes, and pancetta or Canadian bacon (ham).
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Nah, I've never forced anyone.
I'm only into it if he is.
I don't really fantasize about guys being forced into eating their own cum...or being forced to anything, really.
Femdom isn't my thing, although I do enjoy power play/exchange (taking turns playing the more dominant, forceful role.
As for instructions for eating cum, well you can usually find them on the back of the box.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
My wickedest fantasy?
To somehow sneak into a really important meeting undetected and tie everyone's shoelaces together...well everyone that has shoelaces.
Also, to carve dicks into really important landmarks, but make it seem as if the dicks are as old as the landmark itself, and then for the dicks to be some hidden discovery, uncovered after all these years.
Also, titties.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
'No offense, but...' as the precursor to something offensive.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I'm 5'10" and 3/4, so naturally my partner has to be 7'12".
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
No.
I do know that many women enjoy them.
I personally don't categorize pumps (both clit & penis) as sex toys, although they serve similar purposes. I've just always associated pumps with difficulties becoming aroused, because they're both used that way.
I understand how they are, by nature, erotic. But I don't find them erotic.
I've never tried one, so I'm not trying to deter you. As I've said, many people enjoy them. So if you're into the idea, why not?
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I'm awake earlier than any human being should be. FUCK!
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Lots of reasons. Maybe he's more turned on by the porn than having actual sex. Maybe it's some underlying relationship issues. Perhaps it's performance anxiety. Maybe he feels emasculated.
If you want to know why your guy in particular doesn't wanna have sex with you, then ask your guy...doing so would probably yield better results.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quite a few, actually.
• Meaningful relationships (especially one in particular) that all began with a few forum posts or a conversation in the chat rooms.
• The chance to learn the inner workings of an online community by gaining a behind-the-scenes perspective as well as the perspective of being a member.
• Actually being a part of the evolution of such a site...not many people can say that about any online community they're a part of, and lots of us here can say that.
• Meeting and interacting with people from so many different walks of life. I get to do this in my real life, but it's different online.
• All the titties. I really do mean that. People show me tits on this site all the time, whether I ask them to or not. It's been great.
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I've always loved Indian culture, but I'm not attracted to any one ethnicity any more than another.
I'm drawn to attractive people of all ethnicities.