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I'm not picky about who I accept as friends, so I accept pretty much any request when I receive it. There's nothing on my profile that's so sacred that it can't be seen by everyone, so I don't make a big to-do about accepting people's friend requests.

I don't really look at profiles until after I accept a friend request...and that's if I remember to go back and check. If something on their profile creeps me out or gives me a bad vibe, I just delete them.

And if they irritate me at any point, I just delete them. It's a very non-complicated process.

And no, I don't have a criteria for what someone should have on their profile.

If they have a full profile, great. If not, no big deal.
Definitely burnt.

It's almost acceptable, if not for the crust and the burnt pepperoni.

And you most definitely couldn't eat the leftovers the next day. There's no reheating that.
Seeing great things happening to great people.
You and I have been in this lovely, temperature-controlled lab all fucking day. It's so cold in here that I bring a turtleneck with me when I'm in here.

I'm not sure what would cause one's ass to condense so profusely in these conditions, and I don't think I ever wanna know.

But for you to sit your ass in MY seat and for your ass to perspire in just the time it took me to make a run down the hall to the vending machine for a fucking bag of carrot sticks and a bottle of tea and back is just absolutely repulsive.

And then for you to give me the stank eye because I stared down my chair pondering what to do when presented with the dilemma of your ass juice in my seat, I just...what?! Like really, what the fuck?

And THEN for you to get curt and attitudinal with me for the remainder of our time together in this lab for my sheer audacity to simply swap out my chair for another, I can't even comprehend it.

What the fuck was I supposed to do? Just sit there and go about my business as if my lower half wasn't marinating in the pure essence of your asshole?

Was I supposed to just bask in your booty juice cocktail?

Seriously, what the entire, actual fuck?!

Pull your head out of your clammy ass and let's get this shit done so I can leave and shower. I feel dirty by association.
I missed him so much, and now he's home.
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That phrase is just a way to try to control your reaction. Next time someone says that just blow up on them.


My typical response is 'I'm offended...fuck you.'

And that's on a good day.
Just take a direct approach.

Confidence is always key, although some women do find nervousness to be charming.

Maintain good eye contact, and make sure you have specific plans in mind. Or maybe instead of asking her out, ask for her number instead.

But I'd be careful about asking her out on the job. Some employers get annoyed by this.

I hope it goes well.
What Metilda said.

And if all else fails, porn.
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Paul_moadib - why's it icky? You're not blood related.


I would hazard a guess that he sees his sister in law as family, so the idea of sleeping with her might be repulsive.
I do both, but I prefer waxing, sugaring to be more specific.

I get my sugaring done professionally, but at the moment I'm too far away from my sugarist (I just made that up) and I don't really feel like finding someone else, so I've been shaving my cha-cha.

I only self-sugar everything that's not my cha-cha.
I love a homemade flat bread pizza with feta, spinach, roasted tomatoes, and pancetta or Canadian bacon (ham).
Not a word, but an album cover:

Nah, I've never forced anyone.

I'm only into it if he is.

I don't really fantasize about guys being forced into eating their own cum...or being forced to anything, really.

Femdom isn't my thing, although I do enjoy power play/exchange (taking turns playing the more dominant, forceful role.

As for instructions for eating cum, well you can usually find them on the back of the box.
My wickedest fantasy?

To somehow sneak into a really important meeting undetected and tie everyone's shoelaces together...well everyone that has shoelaces.

Also, to carve dicks into really important landmarks, but make it seem as if the dicks are as old as the landmark itself, and then for the dicks to be some hidden discovery, uncovered after all these years.

Also, titties.
'No offense, but...' as the precursor to something offensive.
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Like, I mean, like you know, right? Like isn't it just like the bomb? Should be banned from the vernacular of any teenager. Hell, from anyone aged 13 through 30.


So when I hit 31, I can start saying it?

Year 2020 is gonna, like, totally be the shit! Lulz.
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Firstly, in this entire thread, so many times, I've been assumed to oppose the idea of equality, simply because I've explicitly criticized feminism without being understood. I've been told that I'm being fearful of women. Is this sort of misrepresentation and hostility really arising out of an attitude that wants to eliminate injustice?

Secondly, right since the beginning the essence of my argument has been "feminism as it is today, isn't the answer, it's being just as misused as it is being used effectively. It is and has turned into something else." Instead of dealing with the problem at the grass root level i.e., by attacking the concept of irrational prejudice, the focus has shifted on to the victim.


You can step in to your comfort zone and say "there are feminist who only advocate equality and nothing else" but you're just choosing not see that there are so many that have misused the tenet of equality and drawn troublesome conclusions from it.

If you don't see how the feminist movement today is a collectivist one, you won't probably won't anymore. I've alluded to it before: "...False pride, un-earned self esteem, prejudice and a baseless sense of righteousness in this case, are to name a few. Then there's the superseding of the individual by a collective....." (to add a few more - generalization, hostility, skewed judgement and so on...)

I hope the next argument isn't going to be:'what's so bad about collectivism, especially if it gets the job done?'.

Moreover, the basics of ethics and morality aren't explicitly explained. Instead, 'feminism' sometimes meddles with the identity of an individual. A person is no longer having a position on women's rights, a person is either a feminist or isn't!

I repeat, if a stupid person, out of gender bias will not pay up, are you saying that people are now convinced that there are very few smart ones who would pay up equally?

I'm glad that at least one member's views overlaps with what I think makes sense- "It can still be a problem getting through to some neanderthal men but it's their problem, not mine: I won't do business with them. Their loss".

If everyone takes up that attitude, people will automatically and always measure an individual by merit and nothing else. Is today's feminism, achieving that? and that alone?

I don't know how many have actually read a bit up, but 'feminism' was originally a pure individualist movement.

It no longer is.


LOL.

You sat on this for a month and this is the best you could come up with?

'To hell with equality. Just refuse to associate with 'neanderthals' and pretend that they're not making up laws and policies on your behalf, on top of being responsible for hiring us and other things that are integral to our livelihoods.'

How exactly do you refuse to work with a moron in a robe and gavel presiding over your sexual harassment case? How do you refuse to work with the moron who just gave you the job you worked your ass off to get after 7 years of college in a competitive job market, only to be told that the insurance he provides doesn't cover birth control, but they also won't offer paid maternity leave?

How do you ignore a sexist moron when he's your state senator/governor or any other important representative/official?

Your ideologies are so small picture and narrow-minded, it's almost incomprehensible.

Once again you've talked in circles and arrived at nothing. Kudos.

Also, it's people who think like you that are the ultimate justification of why feminism needs to exist. So again, congratulations.

We're done here.
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I'm 5'10" and 3/4, so naturally my partner has to be 7'12".
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Good morning baby i Love you Have a great day and take care.


You send yourself 'I love you' messages in the morning? That's awesome!

In all seriousness, it usually happens if the server is interrupted somehow, either on the site's end or your end.

I know that when my internet decides to be a butt, it'll look like my black boxes aren't being sent, so I have to press 'enter' more than once, and when my server finally catches up, it sends the message more than once. The same also happens when the site's updating or something and the server gets interrupted.

The only time I have an issue with my forum posts doubling up is when I get click happy with the 'post' button, but I do know that that's not the only reason double posting occurs. It can also happen due to a server interruption on the site's part.
No.

I do know that many women enjoy them.

I personally don't categorize pumps (both clit & penis) as sex toys, although they serve similar purposes. I've just always associated pumps with difficulties becoming aroused, because they're both used that way.

I understand how they are, by nature, erotic. But I don't find them erotic.

I've never tried one, so I'm not trying to deter you. As I've said, many people enjoy them. So if you're into the idea, why not?
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I am a young 49. Still very sexually active.Over the years I have learned how to please my wife. I talk a lot during sex. (dirty talk) She loves it but does not give it back too much. Thats why I joined. (to possibly get into a sexy chat)
My question to the women. When I see women on their hands and knees, it drives me crazy. My wife has a great body and wheather I am behind her or in her mouth I fantasize seeing another man at the other end. I say things like that to her and it totally helps with her orgasms. Do women fantasize or enjoy 2 men at once? I would really like to know. Seeing her breasts sway while blowing another guy while I am fucking her seems to be a huge turnon for a guy, how about the ladies? I can only think the forst time for a woman must be intense.


The answer to your question is yes and no.

There's no textbook answer for any one thing that all women do or don't enjoy.

Some women enjoy fantasizing about and participating in threesomes, and some do not.
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Spoiler alert about a minor scene in the new Jurassic movie:

Throughout the movie there are several scenes of two technicians, one man and one woman, seated by each other in front of
computer consoles. The two have obviously been working side by side for months, if not years. Towards the dramatic end of the movie, he goes to kiss her. She says "I have a boyfriend."

Didn't she have some responsibility to disclose that after working side by side for so long with the same guy? I know some women will say, "it's none of his business if she has a boyfriend". However, from the guy's point of view, if she doesn't mention him, it is like she is ashamed of her boyfriend or her silence says she is looking for something better to come along.

I mention this because the woman I have sat across at work (and whom I am not all interested) for over three years, has never mentioned a boyfriend (or a girlfriend). I feel like it is a common courtesy to disclosed , otherwise it is like we are near strangers.

Incidentally, from time to time, our attractive boss will mention her boyfriend by name. You can hear in her voice the love and pride she has in him.

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No, she didn't have any responsibility to tell him she had a boyfriend.

It's not your business unless someone makes it your business.

It's great that your boss loves to brag about her boyfriend, but some people prefer privacy.
I'm awake earlier than any human being should be. FUCK!
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I love it. It's not a bad thing. We both enjoy our rolls


What kind of rolls?

I'm partial to potato rolls...as well as yeast rolls.
Lots of reasons. Maybe he's more turned on by the porn than having actual sex. Maybe it's some underlying relationship issues. Perhaps it's performance anxiety. Maybe he feels emasculated.

If you want to know why your guy in particular doesn't wanna have sex with you, then ask your guy...doing so would probably yield better results.
Quite a few, actually.

• Meaningful relationships (especially one in particular) that all began with a few forum posts or a conversation in the chat rooms.

• The chance to learn the inner workings of an online community by gaining a behind-the-scenes perspective as well as the perspective of being a member.

• Actually being a part of the evolution of such a site...not many people can say that about any online community they're a part of, and lots of us here can say that.

• Meeting and interacting with people from so many different walks of life. I get to do this in my real life, but it's different online.

• All the titties. I really do mean that. People show me tits on this site all the time, whether I ask them to or not. It's been great.
I've always loved Indian culture, but I'm not attracted to any one ethnicity any more than another.

I'm drawn to attractive people of all ethnicities.