Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
As matter of fact Sharon, I could be right over...
I had thought the storm had cooled things off around here, but I can clearly see that they're heating right up again...
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
I must say Right Rev Rump, I think you outdid yourself today...I feel truly inspired after that one...
Oh yes, the collection plate...I just hope nobody's been using it as a spittoon again...
Just a gentle reminder good people...the collection plate is for putting money in, not taking money out...and I know all the tricks like reaching your hand in and pretending you're making change...
How about a round of drinks Reverend while the collection plate makes the rounds...hopefully it will make it back this time...last week it ended up in the pawn shop down the block...
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Right Reverend Rumpster...did you say "meditation" or "medication"...I know it's easy to confuse the two...
I'm not sure what sort of prayer could save this group....who's the patron saint of hopeless causes again?
(looks around and shakes head)
As an alternative to attempting to save the un-saveable...perhaps you can say a prayer to stop the torrential downpour which really seems to have picked up in the last hour or so in this part of the world...
Then again, instead of summoning the saints, I think I might have some better luck with more earthly figures...Johnny Walker and Jim Beam come to mind at the moment...
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
What's going on here people? We got spiders in one room, Terrance in another...I don't know which is scarier actually...
I agree with Lady Sharon about drinking something strong at the moment...need to get this hurricane party started over here...
I think you need to break out the good stuff Mr. Rump...any of that Sams Club VSOP brandy left?
It says it's imported from Paris...is that Paris, Texas by any chance? Just asking...
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
What's going on here people? We got spiders in one room, Terrance in another...I don't know which is scarier actually...
I agree with Lady Sharon about drinking something strong at the moment...need to get this hurricane party started over here...
I think you need to break out the good stuff Mr. Rump...any of that Sams Club VSOP brandy left?
It says it's imported from Paris...is that Paris, Texas by any chance? Just asking...
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Oh thanks Rump, what's ever in those jars looks refreshing...OK, maybe not...but as long as it has alcohol in it who cares...
So Chef, you know supervisory people, eh? Always good to know people in high places...heck, I know...I know, um, never mind...pass the drinks...
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Hey Fine People of Lush...and this crowd as well...yeah, I saw over on Facebook that the Guinness people were promoting the anniversary today of the women's right to vote as an excuse to drink...
Guess they live dangerously over there too...
Hey Rump, what's in that Crown Royal bottle anyway? Hmmm...you sure that's the real thing? Not sure if the word "Royal" is supposed to have more than one "L"...
No matter, if it does the trick...so, we have any drink specials going on in honor of Dog Equality Day or whatever it is? Sounds like a good excuse for open bar if you ask me...
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