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DirtyMartini
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For a moment there I thought this was a serious article...then I clicked on the link and saw it was from The Onion...

I was just looking at the article on the bottom of the page..."Circus Train Wreck Not Funny"...
Hey there people...is the bar still open? I was just over on Stories Space verifying stories and for some strange reason I have the urge to drink...

Pass that bottle of Sams Club tequila over and just stick a straw in it...

Yeah, well...a quart or two of tequila and I should be about ready to go finish the job...
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Man, I am such a total Zep whore now,....



Can I call you Miss Zep Whore now? Lol...I saw them, you know...June 11, 1977 at Madison Square Garden...damn, I'm showing my age here...

Speaking of showing my age...here is Johnny Otis doing his big hit with the Three Tons of Joy backing him up here...and I can't imagine how they got that name...
Hey there fine people of Rumples...yeah, I need to kick back this weekend and watch some sports...no doubt good for the soul, watching some fine displays of teamwork and sportsmanship, the years of training finally coming to a head in this one glorious moment for all to see...

Does anyone know what time the Women's Mud Wrestling Championships come on this weekend? I'm looking at my ESPN schedule, but I'm not seeing it...must be an old schedule, no matter, I'll find it...

While I'm in the neighborhood...let me get a few Dirty Martinis to start this weekend moving in the proper direction...


I be back...
Cheers,
Alan.
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I'm not very good with html etc ..how do I show the video from you tube within a forum post instead of a link...

I don't know of this has been asked before but feedback would be appreciated....



Jeez Louise...it's hard to believe there was actually once a time when you didn't know that...

Seems like ancient history...don't it?
Good Morning Lushkins...I heard a rumor there may be some sort of caffeinated beverage available for consumption...

Hey Rump, what's that you got...a cup of sealing tar? Oh wait, that's the coffee...hmmm, guess I'll give it a shot...

So, Mr. Rumpskin...what's the drink special this weekend? Surely a holiday calls for some sort of drink special, and extended happy hour and ladies night...

Something to think about Sir...
Cheers,
Alan.
I think I could probably support a kid on $46k per month...

And have money left over for other things...

Just saying...
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P.S. -- ingest a couple of mushrooms and have a blast! ;)



Such good advice C-Cat...

An old classic by Sonny and Terry...

Happy Birthday Xuani...


I'm sorry, I thought this said "Chippendales" but it said "Chipmunks"...my bad...


Cheers,
Alan.

Good Morning Lushketeers, and my other fellow caffeine-based life forms...speaking of caffeine...

Oh yeah...I think a large jug of something resembling coffee would most certainly be in order this fine morn...

And by any chance, is there any of that fine Sams Club Absinthe left? I think a few shots poured in my coffee might almost thin it out to the point where it can be taken internally without causing too much damage...then again, the addition of alcohol could also offer the added benefit of killing any germs on the mug...of course any germs that weren't killed by the coffee probably aren't going anywhere...

Did I hear someone mention a Scooter sighting? Let me know if you do see him...I really need to speak to him about something...

Ah yes...
Cheers.
This is actually a song idea that started going through my head today as I was taking a walk...I just wrote it up...

Did You Ever Feel The Same?

I remember when I first laid eyes on you,
You were the best I’d ever seen,
I’d never seen a woman like you,
I was wondering where you’d been.

And I recall our very first date,
As I stared into eyes so blue,
I felt myself falling in love,
Head over heels for you.

Refrain…
But there’s so many unanswered questions,
And I’m not going to place the blame,
I just have to wonder sometimes,
Did you ever feel the same?

And I recall that very first kiss,
And I remember from the start,
It was like Cupid shot an arrow,
Aimed straight into my heart.

And I think about the times we loved,
And how you held me tight,
How you set the night on fire,
And how it felt so right.

Refrain…
But there’s so many unanswered questions,
And I’m not going to place the blame,
I just have to wonder sometimes,
Did you ever feel the same?

Now that I’m left alone,
With so many tears I’ve cried,
I wonder why you did me wrong,
I’m wondering why you lied.

And I think about all those tears,
As another falls from my eye,
I have to think if I cry any more,
My tears will all run dry.

Refrain…
And there’s so many unanswered questions,
And I’m not going to place the blame,
I just have to wonder sometimes,
Did you ever feel the same?

09-01-11.
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That was funny as Hell actually...I just had to post that over on, um...Facebook...
What's that smell like fish, mama?

Food, if you really wants to know.

What's that smells like fish, baby?

Food, if you really wants to know.

Smell like sardines and it ain't in no can.

Same doggone thing you chucked at the other man.

What that smell like fish, mama?

Food, if you really wants to know, I mean,

Food, if you really want to know.

I see historical hard drinkers seem popular on the list of people to invite to the bar...I guess no big surprise there...I know I'm a music type guy, so Keith Moon and Jimmy Reed would top the list...

And one gal that I think would have been a lot of fun would be Memphis Minnie...from all I've read, she made Janis Joplin look like a Sunday school teacher...

Here's a little song of hers that was so popular in 1929 and '30, it got re-released four times...she sings about her bumble bee who's got "all the stinger I need"...

Nice shirt Chef, btw...
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I am having trouble getting this to work - when I try to add a photo, either the comment shows as just the text of the link address, or completely blank. Using Google Chrome in a Windows 7 environment.


Just a note, I use the same Chrome and 7, and I've always had a problem with posting a pic when I just right click on the picture and use the URL...

Try saving the picture in Photobucket, and copying and pasting the "direct link"...it seems an extra step, but it always works for me...
Good Afternoon, or whatever it is, my Lush friends...ah yeah, I assume there is some coffee left over of some degree of drinkability left over...I'll be my usual daring self and take a cup...

A list of historical figures that I would invite to this joint eh? Hmmm...is the women's mud wresting team historical? I have to do some serious thinking on this one...

Maybe we should just do a list of historical figures that would actually be caught dead in this joint...that would seem like the much shorter list...though I doubt we'd be able to come up with five...

I'll be back later...
Cheers,
Alan.
Hey Sharon, that looks interesting...no olives in that martini I take it...

You know, since everyone seems to be showing support for their favorite teams today...I certainly didn't want to be left out here...

I'm really hoping my favorite women's mud wrestling team makes it into the finals this year...they seem to be looking pretty good so far...

Hey Chef, what do I got to grab a handful of? Never mind...btw, all that has to happen is for a liquor truck to drop a case of vodka and you can make up some fresh screwdrivers...

Did somebody say Listerine shots? That has alcohol in it, right? I'm surprise Terrance didn't guzzle it up yet...

Damn, even the Listerine around here is Sams Club...the only thing on the top shelf in this place is dust...
Good Afternoon Lushkins...hey Algol, do you really think Mr. Rump has ice to put in front of the fan?
He doesn't even have ice to put in the drinks here...be very careful around here if you order anything "on the rocks"...

Did I hear mimosas were on the house? That would tend to imply a case of Sams Club sparkly and perhaps something remotely resembling juice must have fallen off the truck today...

Hmmm...I guess you only live once...I'll give it a try...

Nice to see the Chef here...it's actually a beautiful day around here as well...I think it's about 66 and sunny...

Cheers,
Alan.
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I just checked...you can remove your e-mail address over there...

Go to "edit profile" then "contact info"...


Actually...you may have to go to "account" and then "account settings"...

I think the e-mail listed under "contact info" is just for display purposes...in any event, you can change your e-mail address...
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I hadn't thought of that, thanks Squire!


I figure it's pretty hard for them to send you spam e-mails without an address...
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So, in summary, there's NO WAY to turn off getting messages from Facebook.



I just checked...you can remove your e-mail address over there...

Go to "edit profile" then "contact info"...
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Do you really want to know? biggrin


Lol...can you give me a hint?
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Yeah but we could have a badge for it instead !!


Yes Elaine...badgers, I mean badges are always good...everyone love badges...

Speaking of badges...I have this great idea for the Yearling badge...

I think it should change colors to reflect the accumulation of time by the member...for instance, after 25 years it should turn silver to mark the member's silver anniversary...after 50 years it should turn gold...that sort of thing...

What does everyone else think???
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I think Stevie heard that one too.


Hey Evio...do you think there's any chance that Stevie Ray might have heard this one?

This song was originally done in 1958...

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I think Stevie heard that one too. Opps, talking bout Mayall.


Hey Evio...do you think there's any chance in Hell that Stevie Ray heard this song???

Don't get me started with Stevie and rip offs...but, he's not as bad as Led Zep...

Whoa Chef, you know I wouldn't mind if that picture were in braille myself...certainly wouldn't mind feeling my way around, if you know what I mean...

Hmmm...Mr. Algol, $6500 seems a bit steep though...you sure you wouldn't consider a lesser offer?

Let's see what we pulled in in the collection plate this morning...ahhh, I see a couple of scratched off lottery tickets that obviously didn't win, an expired White Castle coupon and a couple of gum wrappers...at least we did better than last week, the collection plate at least came back...

111 Reverend Rump? Should be nothing to you guys down there...sounds like jogging weather to me...