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Dirty_D
Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 47
0 miles · Ocala
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Quote by chefkathleen
I'm ready for a nice hot coffee. It's cold here in Fla today. Our high's only supposed to be 68. Brrr
I have a very good friend who just moved to Tampa about a month ago. She is very confused. Somehow she was under the impression that fl doesn't get cold. She was hurrying out to get cold weather clothes.
Head Nurse
It's gotten cold and windy here in NC(where I am working for the next 3 weeks). Brr! I'll take some of that hot coffee.
Here Rump: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008PP3RHK
Here Rump: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008PP3RHK
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Brother Scooter, you may be onto something...besides my foot, that is. Cleveland seems to have become the Bermuda Triangle of sports. Even the mighty U of Ohio bit the dust for the first time on Saturday
Yours in deepest sympathy,
The right Rev Rumple Foreskin
OU might have gone down but OSU is still going strong and undefeated. Not that it matters we are still on parole and not allowed to participate in the BCS. I will agree though that Cleveland is the black hole of sports teams. But man their fans are loyal(although one has to question that loyalty!)
Hey CG! Good to see you around!
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Quote by overmykneenow
That would be spousal rape and you'd hopefully get your arse hauled off to jail
rarely ends up with a partner in jail but it is a good way to divorce!
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Quote by sprite
actually, i'd recommend ALL of Doll's stories. best author on the site. that said, Blindfold Game and Rachel's Confession are my personal favorites. READ THEM, PEOPLE!.
Bitches in the basement. Dirty Substitute...how can you pick a favorite?
Sprite's are pretty darn good too! I highly recommend any story written by these two Lush Ladies! they just know how to write well!!
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
On that note... I'm going to go play with my fancy cocks.
I love barred rocks
(the black and white speckled one on the bottom right. the fluffy one is called a silky, but I don't care much for them. - God I am not justa nerd, but a country nerd...sigh) 
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My hottest story is probably this one:
Guilty Pleasure
It involves a girl who gives a stranger a ride into town. She then explores what she is willing to do and what she wants from her sexual life.
Guilty Pleasure
It involves a girl who gives a stranger a ride into town. She then explores what she is willing to do and what she wants from her sexual life.
Head Nurse
Perhaps when you watched and fed them, you inadvertently made a bigger mess? I know my ex would say he was watching the kids but would wake up to a trashed house. You say you played with them, did you pick up behind them? You made dinner, did you leave a mess in the kitchen? All of those would leave me cranky. Perhaps she is tired of her situation? That makes a lot of women cranky too. I'm sure there are other pieces to your puzzle!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Hot water and tea bags coming up. Busty may be challenged when it comes to coffee-making, but she's got boiling water down pat.
Scooter's kind words about your fine 'Morning' story reminded me that there's a very, very good, contest entry by, One Winged Angel titled, Fiona, Sex Fairy Extraordinaire. Sorry I can't post a link (my screen reader and Lush clash sometimes) but the story is funny, sexy and comes highly recommended.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/fiona-sex-fairy-extraodinaire.aspx
Here you go Rump!
