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Over 90 days ago
Pan Female, 47
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Quote by kyliekained
When the friction burns are unbearable.


You laugh, but I had a friend hospitalized over rug burn.

It's to much when your partner says stop.
Poppet the local pizza place here delivers salads too


Chicken enchilada soup from pinterest. Yum good as it looked garnished with cheese, sour cream, tortilla strips. Ben and Jerry's to chase.
I had some really lip smacking good ribs last night. smile (leftovers from some OSU tailgating!)
But CG, don't you remember that one Lush sleepover? We all sat in a circle and ate the .... of the girl to our right. It was so messy with the .... getting everywhere. I have thought many a time that those were the best cookies we ever shared!
When my ex and I split, he gave my box of toys to his new girlfriend as a gift.
Quote by chefkathleen
Here ya go Rumpster. Dig in in your mind.






tell me this is in FL!!! I love good bbq and ohhh the sweet tea...
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Naughty, whatever blows up your skirt is okay by me. ;)

BTW, it's probably just my system, but the link to your e-book wouldn't work for me.



Click the banner itself RF and thanks for looking!
Yea, but I have cast my vote already, so it's immaterial to me smile

I'd rather debate the merits if chefk's punk squirrel biggrin
Hello?(listening to the echo roll through the bar) I guess no one missed me....
Quote by Nikki703


OK. I have no clue about video games but I did know that Michigan is Ohio State rival. Not a big fan of Ohio State, HAHA!


Not only are we currently 6-0! but we have The Best Damn Band In The Land (or TBDITL biggrin) We are justifiably proud of both!
Quote by cocokisses
I do love LELO! Spice it Up, I like the theme...maybe I can think of something and find the time to write it.


That's where I am too! I would love to a lelo....If anyone wins this competition and doesn't want the prize, I am accepting donations!!
Oops, I didn't even realize I'd missed the celebrations!

A Very Merry Un-Birthday to you!
started out with the Verizon Que(ages and ages ago). It was a great phone! Seriously, I had it for 4 yrs! Then I got the HTC Pro touch 2, decent phone. Now I have the iphone and I'm enjoying it too.
Quote by kyliekained
I don't want to be comfy after seeing his picture I just want to make sure he's mine!


Confident and comfy are not exactly the same.
Quote by Nikki703
No. But I once wished I had.


This and also for the other end of the spectrum also.
Quote by shadowcat
Hi.

I had the same problem. I have 2 children aged 10 and 6. I found myself shouting at them a lot.

The one thing i can say is take a look at the help you think you are offering her and see if it is actually helping. My Fiancee thinks he is helping by cooking dinner lets say, however on the face of it it is helpful, he is messing up my routine and making me cranky. Quite often the things you think you are doing are not really what you are actually doing! I know it sounds crazy but with the help of your partner make a timetable and stick it on the wall, door or wherever. Then if you want to help you will see what is on the list to do next and you can do it for her. This way you can open the lines of communication i.e "i see babys bath is next, let me do that for you"

This timetable will also help your daughter understand the day to day life, mummy has to wash up now but its ok because she plays dollies with me after that. This helped us with our children and as they got older and could read the house rules got put up there as well.

It is hard work and things will get better in time. One tip i can give you is that if you lower your voice right down your child will have to stop what they are doing and concentrate on what you are saying rather than the usual tuning out of shouting.

Hope i have helped and feel free to mesage me to talk more.


Again this I'd good advice. I did a lot of telling when the girls were younger. I worked a full time job, so I was always exhausted. There was always a huge list of things to be done. To be fair, my ex also had a lot to do(we both worked ft plus lived on a farm/heated with wood) so part of my short fuse was just the overwhelming amount of work to be done. In the end I realized I had to do things differently.

Use some of the suggestions here, take here to a dinner, adults only, wine her dine her. Then talk to her as an adult. Explain she looks overwhelmed, ask what you can do to help. Make a couple suggestions, carefully, without implying she's not doing a good job!
Quote by terry20069



Oh, you went with the book Bond.


Well duh, movies never match up to books. Besides that's were it all started.
Quote by terry20069



BATMAN
Real name: Bruce Wayne
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210
Transportation: Batmobile, Batboat, Batcopter, Batcycle, Batplane
Master of multiple weapons and martial arts
Weapon of choice: Batarang



007
Real Name: James Bond
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Transportation: Bentley, Aston Martin, Lotus, BMW, Ford, Saap, Rolls-Royce, Chevrolet
Master of multiple martial arts and weapons
Weapon of choice: Walther PPK



12 ROUNDS FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!


Actually:


‘Name: Bond, James. Height: 183 cm, weight: 76kg; slim build; eyes: blue; hair: black; scar down right cheek & on left shoulder; all-round athlete; expert pistol shot, boxer, knife-thrower; does not use disguises. Languages: French and German. Smokes heavily (NB: special cigarettes with three gold bands); vices: drink, but not to excess, and women.'

Ian Fleming, From Russia With Love

Note:
183 cm = 6.00394 ft 76 kg =167.551 lb
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, Lushketteers. Coffee, of sorts, is available as is Beaver Breath Brandy to serve as an antidote.

Adele wrote:
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
To which the old barkeep says: So true, but there is, for the very blessed amongst us, Maker's Mark.



I LOVE Maker's Mark. I have been a true fan of his since...well Ky.


Waiiitttt, I bet you mean a different Maker's Mark...
Quote by Vanellus

Here are instances that I feel are unrealistic:

-- The guy takes the woman through several orgasms, then lets go. Do people really do that? Is that what women prefer?
I love having multiple orgasims. Sadly it happens less frequently then you might think.
-- most women I have known absolutely HATE anal sex. Some stories make it sound like that's not true.
Read what LMB said, insert it here for me.
-- women coming to orgasm in nonconsensual sex. That seems totally unrealistic and implausible.
There is a difference between true nonconsenual sex and a ' fantasy.' One leads to orgasms one does not.
-- And men who last through three, four, five orgasms in a row, but they're not 17.
This one and the next, yea pretty unrealistic.
-- Also, who thinks of people in terms of measurements? (And, guys, women prefer thickness to length.)

However, there are things I have learned.

Some positions I hadn't thought of turned out to be very satisfactory in real, consensual adult-to-adult sex.

Things I wonder about:

-- Do women really like to be called "slut" or "cum-bucket"or things of that sort? (Have never tried it.)

Maybe other people have other concerns about erotic fiction.

I'm kinda new so I hope I posted in the right place.




Hi, welcome.

For me, since becoming a verifier, I never knew there was such an audience for the more types of stories. Also, I didn't realize how many people can't use proper punctuation, spell check, or even simply read our guidelines!