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Dirty_D
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Dirty_D
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Quote by sprite
i'm just fucking pissed off. i don't need a reason so don't fucking ask me why. god, i need a drink.


Is it my av?
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Yeap, when my girls were small, I was frustrated regularly because All I did was look after this child, go to work, look after the child, go to work, look after the child, go to work...you get the idea. Break the cycle for her!
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Quote by Milik_The_Red

Because it feels so damn good. There are many emotional reasons as well


Odd, that's exactly the answer for why women like to be fucked in the ass too!
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Quote by Nikki703


I didnt look at the profile but the OP looks OK to me with the exception of the missing question mark. Not that my spelling is all that grate, I mean graet............great!! HAHA


Shylass changed it for him. It used to be a horrible spelling, closer to onion then opinion!
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


I find placing my head in a full bosom quite consoling...is that what you're offering?


If you would like...it would be an appropriate post titty tues celebration!

Hi Buz, are you slumming in here with the rest of us?
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Quote by AbigailThornton
What is it you're doing in my ear? Whispers... with an 'h'

Given the subject, you really need to check the spelling...


That's how you whisper if you have a lisp
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Quote by sprite
which juices are we talking about? i have Orange juice in the fridge, but it's not really going anywhere... well, i might have a glass, actually, now that you have me thinking about it...


Mmm, Orange juice. Yum! I wanna share, I'll bring some mac n cheese to go with.
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Quote by littlemissbitch


holy shit me too!!!


Make that me three!
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Actually, my vagina just got laid off. I dropped it off at the unemployment office, and it can't come back without a check. Damn recession.NQ2MJrGIvDOvj27i


Mine too sad
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Its raining here, Im looking forward to a day of staying in bed...nevermind these fuzzy pj's!
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Why are all the horses uncllipped, with ill fitting tack? How about well turned out horses, with hot girls??? I don't get it.
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Hiya everybody, been busy lately. Ill slip in for a drink then running back to work some more!
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I can't speak for most women, only myself. But I find many men to incredibly boring to talk to. Oh my gosh. Boobs. Oh. My.

Girls: cookie batter tastes better when you smear it on with a rubber spatula.
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Quote by LadyX
Damn. Wish I'd voted for Blintzes. No idea what they really are, but they sound good and sugary.


Blintzes are crepes stuffed with sour cream and fruit. They are then fried or baked.
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My French toast is made with the cooks illustrated recipe that uses yogurt. Then I use cinnamon swirl bread(although occasional forays into apple fritter bread have been equally successful) mmmm, that stuff is so good we scarf it up right from the pan, no syrup needed!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Good Morning, Lushland. It's gonna be a blue Monday all day this Tuesday so Busty made the coffee extra strong. Beaver Breath Brandy is available to either cut the stuff or aid in recovery.

Slippery, hate to let you down, but Coma and Tose can't take care of their dental floss collection, much less a lacivious lass such as thee. On the other hand, Terrance has about eight of them and.....




I'll never send big blue sympathy, unless it's in the form of laughter!!
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