Quote by wxt55uk

Thank you for running this competition, Kimmi. 😊 I believe it is 74 words, all true, of course! 😜

Dry

“I’m not touching alcohol this January,” I confidently state.

“It’s my New Year’s resolution!”

My wife gives me a knowing smile.

At the pub, my wife, our friends, all drinking, having fun.

I sit there, watching, nursing my Yorkshire tea.  

Once home, my naked wife lies there, legs spread, inviting.

I climb between them, my ten-inch cock erect, primed.

She rolls to one side, legs closed, and giggles…

“I’m having a dry January too!”

Geeee nius

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Cum one, cum all to enter the Backfiring New Year’s Resolutions writing challenge while the story submit is on pause.

Write a 75-word story to post in this forum about a New Year’s Resolution that backfired. Be funny or scary or maybe it backfired in the best way possible. Just hit the theme, writers!

Rules:

1. All Lush site rules apply

2. Max 75 words

3. Must be about a New Year’s resolution that didn’t go as planned

4. Must be erotic.

5. No IF or Poetry

6. Have Fun!

Contest begins Dec 30th and ends at midnight January 9 Eastern Standard Time. One winner will be picked and awarded 375 coins ($37.50)

I don’t know who will judge yet, but it won’t be me. :)

Oh my God I have so many. I wish I could submit a dozen.! Thank you - this will be some fun

Quote by Piquet

Well done to everyone who entered this micro-competition, and well-deserved congratulations to the winners. Many thanks to the seven people who read my entry. btw, the original draft of the story still exists, locked away in a bank safety deposit box with strict instructions that it is not to be read by anyone until after the centenary of my death.... Happy Halloween!

With cryogenics I hope to be around

Quote by KimmiBeGood

My judge had a really hard time as he loved something about each entry!

Writing_Interest, expressomarkie, and Ellie73 are the judge’s picks in this challenge. :worship:

My son and I are both sure Jimbo in Writing_Interest’s story lives in the hills of Eastern Kentucky.

Thank you all for making this fun! You are all so talented!

Yay I found it!! (Forum novice)

Quote by expressomarkie

They are all on Page 2 of this thread - go to the bottom of this page and navigate to page 2

(There might be a better way, but that's how I found the others)

Thank you

Where have you posted the winners? I’m not sure how to navigate to that place on here.

Quote by expressomarkie

Wow, being one of the winners in this challenge came as a total surprise! I was just here trying to write something fun and spooky, and now I’m one of three winners? Honestly, I’m still blinking in disbelief, kind of like the reflection in my story!

Huge thanks to Kimmi for organising this wickedly fun challenge. You managed to bring out the eeriness and the eroticism in all of us, and that’s no small feat. This win feels like a treat I definitely didn’t expect... no tricks here!

To my fellow winners, you’ve set the bar so high I’m half convinced I’m still dreaming (or possibly haunted). Thanks again for letting me play in this delightfully naughty, creepy playground. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to nervously check my reflection one more time… just to be sure this really happened!

Cuntgratulations!

Quote by Meagananne1986

So many superb entries, Kimmi, and, still another 12 hours to go. Your judge is going have a tough time picking three to earn your generosity! I don't envy him.

I cannot agree more. Many of these are pretty fun!

Quote by Curiousbibliophilexo

Surrender to Shadows

Ancient whispers crawled across her skin, luring her toward the reflection’s gaze. She froze, transfixed by the wandering hand - hers, yet not hers. Shadows writhed beyond the glass, vast and hungry. A phantom claw traced her spine; breath stuttered, heart pounding, heat blooming low. Sinking to her knees, curled fingers found their mark. Eyes fluttered closed, a low moan; an offering of surrender. Talons pierced through the silver veil, eager to drag her into darkness.

Shadows always writhe behind the glass! Excellent work!

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Attention you bunch of scary, nasty, wicked, disturbed, talented fuckers: I love a great mutilation as much as the next gal, but I’ve been told it violates Lush content rules about sex and death. I’ll contact you if I’m told by mods yours is too graphic, and you can tone it down.

Thank you for your understanding. Let’s keep it fun and within site rules. :)

Got it - thanks

yeeeEEEOOOWWWWch! That was wicked, nasty and wonderful

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

So I lie a lot!

So Sue me.

Or Francesca me, I don't mind.

Or Kimmie you

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Need to add more adjectives… Y’all are a bunch of scary, nasty, wicked, disturbed fuckers! 😈

Can we add “talented”?

Quote by Meagananne1986

Perfectly in sync with the theme, my friend. Well done.

Much appreciated

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Y’all are a bunch of scary fuckers! 😈

More! More!

That is truth!

Quote by Shyexhibitionist

Oohhh!! Ouch ! Short but definitely not sweet!! Well done. It makes an impact, in more ways than one.

Thanks! This was way fun

Angelica’s sloppy blowjob was especially enjoyable as this was her flat; her sheets. At the pub, edgy piercings and tattoos seduced me easily. Sexy…dangerous.

Gagging was aggressive yet so were teeth. “FUCK! Sharp!”

“Delicious …!” she slurped, fangs dripping.

The wet not spittle but blood, my blood!

“YaaAHH!” I gasped out of a nightmare…my own sweaty bed.

Stumbling to the toilet I screamed again.

Fang holes seeped; two on each side of my hardness.

Quote by deviantsusie

Love these micro competitions.. here's mine.

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She’d died in childbirth. Their daughter survived less than a day.

Barely six months later, he’s back up the aisle.

She stands now at the end of the bed, nursing her baby, appraising his arse as it rises and falls.

He thrusts with youthful vigour, eager for a son as he impregnates the new wife like a brood mare.

He rolls over, satisfied, only to stare into their eyes. His screams would waken the dead.

Dang girl! A May Zing

How great to have that kind of support! Thank you again, Kimmi

Fabulous twist! Wormy earth… delightful

Intense and enflaming

Excellent work, Rookie

Grrrrrrrr🔥🔥🔥

Quote by Klaus_B_Renner

Well. Here goes nothing, I suppose. And you're right, Kimmi. The fun is just in trying.

'Ween

Turnip turned pumpkin on Eve of the Dead,
Fang-thirst desire, the drug in my head.
I wait for your teeth to nibble my skin—
Rise once again, to fulfill our sin.

Come pour in my chalice, my greedy vessel,
’Til next year I linger, this night to nestle,
Still at your grave, dreading the dawn,
To lose you again, my wicked faun.

Fuck me again—there is still time.
Fang-thirst desire. All mine.

Dug deep and hit gold

There will be blood… in the water… when I win! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks Kimmi

Quote by Stupalm

Gonna need details on this one!!

Met at work…have been getting closer… convention sex seemed logical

I am no longer a forum virgin

Quote by colin123

The last place I had sex was in the back of the car with my wife. We were heading home on a rather long journey and lust overcame us.

At a hotel’s presidential suite. My first sex in yeeeears. She was amazing but married.

Quote by BNW

Lego me in a rainbow shirt

Love this

Wearing it, proud wearing it loud