In my late 20's my first wife measured me. I was 7.5 inches long and 4.5 around. Fifty years later I've lost about half of that but gained an inch around. I'd just like to get the length back and keep the 5.5" girth.

I prefer the TRUE category stories. Years ago, when the internet was in its infancy, I loved hooking up with total strangers for phone-sex. People seemed to be more willing to share some wild, truthful experiences (had a bunch of those BTW). Those mutual masturbation sessions with both men and women were quite memorable.

Its been over 20 years since I've done the deed, but yesterday my Care-Giver let me masturbate in front of her. I think she enjoyed it almost as much as I did.