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EDWolfe
2 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 40
United States

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Honestly, I probably wouldn't change too much. I mean, my morning routine would require some new tweaking (i.e. how I do certain things), but nothing major.

You have the option to have sex with two other people (and I mean any people). Who would they be and why?
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Sadly, this thread is to be retired and I win. So there, yah boo sucks, pffffttttt.


Nice try.

(Would like to try and find a video of Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Tolian Soran from Star Trek Generations saying that, but oh well...)
She lost a euchre tournament. It's completely fair though--if I lost, I'd be locked in her room for the weekend.

Guess.

Nope, you guessed wrong; red shorts and dark blue T-shirt.
Hmm...This will take a portion of my cunning. No, no. All my cunning.
Nope, I'm innocent of that one.

Had sex in a public park (in a parked car counts).
Strip Life
(Based off of the 1991 version)

Rules:
-Spin for College or Career. If you land on an odd number, you go to college; discard an article of clothing. If you land on an even number, go to work, and keep your clothes.
-Salary Card: Pick $40,000 or lower, remove an article of clothing. Pick $80,000 or higher, and replace an article of clothing.
-Stock Card: Whenever your number comes up, pick one player to remove an article of clothes.
-Home: $80,000 or less, remove an article of clothing. $160,000 or higher, recover one. Games with a Beach House: whoever draws this can select a player to remove everything except underwear.
-Speeding: Whenever you spin a 10, remove an article of clothing. (If you have a police officer in the game, they may put on an article of clothing.
-Pay Day! Put on an article of clothing.
-Career Spaces: if you own the matching Career Card, direct one player to remove an article of clothing. If an opponent owns the card, remove an article of clothing. If no one owns it, all players remove an article of clothing.
-LIFE Space: put on an article of clothing.
-Kids: Get a child of your same sex, put on an article of clothing. Get a child of the opposite sex, remove an article. Twins: spin to see which gender you get for each child.
-Retirement: If you have less than a million dollars, remove two articles of clothing.

Optional Rules:
-If you decide to go to Countryside Acres (or the poor retirement), then you must remove all of your clothes.
-If you go to Millionaire Estates (or rich retirement) and then lose, you must remove your clothes and masturbate.
-Run out of clothes? Dares or sexual favors. Alternately, other players can put on clothes.
Strip Monopoly

Rules:
-Start fully dressed (i.e. underwear, pants, shoes, socks, shirt, jacket if desired). Men: shoes and socks are counted as four articles total. Women: if wearing a bra, count shoes as one article, socks as two.
-Any time you pay $100 or more without making a purchase (house, property), remove one article of clothing as well.
-Any time you receive more than $100 (including passing Go), put on one article of clothing OR have another player remove one article of clothing.
-Purchase a whole property group and put on two articles of clothing.
-Free parking: put on three articles of clothing OR have a player remove 3 articles of clothing. If playing with more than two people, you may have multiple people remove clothes. (i.e. playing with four people; one goes to Free Parking, has other three people remove one article of clothing)
-Go to jail: remove your bottoms (shorts, pants, and/or skirts and underwear) and keep them off until you get out. If you stay all three turns, you can only put underwear back on.
-Bankrupt: remove any clothes you are still wearing.

Optional House Rules
-If you are already nude, and you invoke a clothing-removal rule, you may compensate by completing a favor or sexual act.
-Nudity means bankruptcy.
-A player can give $500 to the bank to put on an article of clothing.
-Owning Boardwalk and Park Place allows a player to fully dress.
I guess I have a couple of goals here, personally. The first goal is to improve my writing. When I submit a story to Lush, I can actually get it read by someone other than myself, and hopefully get feedback. I figure that people who comment and rate my work may be other authors who know the amount of work that goes into a story, and comment honestly, but tactfully.

To date, I've only submitted one story, which doesn't really help out my writing. Part of the problem is that real life has found a way to intrude in the form of an exhausting job and a demanding school schedule.
Innocent. But my sex life is still young...

You have once spent a whole weekend nude.
Agreed.

A shower outside is refreshing, but an all-too-rare occurrence.
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So true...I spent today catching crap because my coworker refused to show yesterday.
No, but I've heard tons of stories about presences.

What year is your favorite song from?
...and then I come up from the bottom of the river.

"ROBOT HOUSE!"

(In case you haven't seen it, it's a Futurama reference.)