No, I can't say I've fallen in love at first sight.
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EDWolfe
23 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 40
United States
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Creep, performed by Radiohead.
ust take a look in my eyes
You'll see a love that's blind
Just take a hold of my hand
And I'll take you to paradise
Ain't a star that's too far
Your every wish will be a wish
That I will make come true
And if you want the moon
I swear I'll bring it down for you
Let me into your heart
Believe me baby, got your name carved on my soul
'Cause you're the only one that I'll give it to
Go let 'em say that I'm a fool to act this way
'Cause if I'm crazy, I'm just crazy 'bout you
ust take a look in my eyes
You'll see a love that's blind
Just take a hold of my hand
And I'll take you to paradise
Ain't a star that's too far
Your every wish will be a wish
That I will make come true
And if you want the moon
I swear I'll bring it down for you
Let me into your heart
Believe me baby, got your name carved on my soul
'Cause you're the only one that I'll give it to
Go let 'em say that I'm a fool to act this way
'Cause if I'm crazy, I'm just crazy 'bout you
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Ironically, I'd have to say Krispy Kreme, out of the two. But a big part of that is the fact that Dunkin' Donuts can't stay open in this area, and not for lack of trying. (So far, where I live, we've had three different Dunkin' Donuts, and they all went out of business.) Meanwhile, I can go to a local gas station and pick up a couple of Krispy Kremes; I don't think we actually have a store.
Overall, though, I'd say that I prefer the donuts that are local to the area.
Overall, though, I'd say that I prefer the donuts that are local to the area.
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The best thing I can say is that you're not going to please anyone. What's sexy to one person is "too slutty" to another and not sexy at all to a third. Just be yourself, and you'll get the right kind of people (i.e. the kind of people you'll get along with for more than one night) to say you're sexy.
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Strip Hearts
Rules
Men: count every article as an individual article.
Women: if wearing a bra count both socks as one article; count everything else as one.
For every five points a player earns, they must remove an article of clothes.
Receive the Queen of Spades in a trick: remove three articles of clothes.
Receive the Queen, King, or Ace of Spades in a trade, remove an article for each. If you successfully pass the Queen to someone else, fully dress OR have other players remove a total of three articles of clothing.
Game is over when one player is nude; the person who is wearing the most clothes wins.
Optional rules:
If you choose to continue the game after a player is nude, they may perform sex acts or dares instead.
Rules
Men: count every article as an individual article.
Women: if wearing a bra count both socks as one article; count everything else as one.
For every five points a player earns, they must remove an article of clothes.
Receive the Queen of Spades in a trick: remove three articles of clothes.
Receive the Queen, King, or Ace of Spades in a trade, remove an article for each. If you successfully pass the Queen to someone else, fully dress OR have other players remove a total of three articles of clothing.
Game is over when one player is nude; the person who is wearing the most clothes wins.
Optional rules:
If you choose to continue the game after a player is nude, they may perform sex acts or dares instead.
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Strip Euchre
Rules: Points are not tabulated. The game is over when both players from a single team are nude.
Each player starts out fully dressed. Both genders count five articles of clothing. Women count both pieces of underwear as one article of clothing. If shoes are counted, count shoes and socks as a pair.
Each article of clothing counts as a point.
When one team wins with three or four tricks in a hand, a member of the other team removes an article of clothing.
When one team wins with all five tricks, both members of the opposing team remove an article of clothing.
Loner: when the solo player wins with three or four tricks, the opposing team removes a total of three articles of clothing.
Loner: when the solo player takes all five tricks, the opposing team removes two articles of clothing per person (total of four).
Euchre: If a team euchres the other team, the losing team takes off one article of clothing apiece.
Loner Euchre: If the solo player loses, they must remove all clothes; if they are already nude, their partner must remove all their clothes.
Optional rules:
Game may continue after one team is nude; the nude team performs sex acts or dares to make up points.
Rules: Points are not tabulated. The game is over when both players from a single team are nude.
Each player starts out fully dressed. Both genders count five articles of clothing. Women count both pieces of underwear as one article of clothing. If shoes are counted, count shoes and socks as a pair.
Each article of clothing counts as a point.
When one team wins with three or four tricks in a hand, a member of the other team removes an article of clothing.
When one team wins with all five tricks, both members of the opposing team remove an article of clothing.
Loner: when the solo player wins with three or four tricks, the opposing team removes a total of three articles of clothing.
Loner: when the solo player takes all five tricks, the opposing team removes two articles of clothing per person (total of four).
Euchre: If a team euchres the other team, the losing team takes off one article of clothing apiece.
Loner Euchre: If the solo player loses, they must remove all clothes; if they are already nude, their partner must remove all their clothes.
Optional rules:
Game may continue after one team is nude; the nude team performs sex acts or dares to make up points.
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When they put this one into a clip show, it lost a lot of its punch. But when you watch the original from S2 E14, "Principal Charming," it gets a lot funnier, especially when Moe starts to chew out Skinner by mistake.
Bart: [Bart makes a crank call to Moe's after being ordered to call his father by Skinner] Excuse me, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer? Homer who?
Bart: Homer... Sexual.
Moe: Just a minute.
[announces to the bar]
Moe: Uhh Homer Sexual? Aw come on! One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
[Patrons laugh]
Homer Simpson: [laughing] Don't look at me.
Bart: [Bart makes a crank call to Moe's after being ordered to call his father by Skinner] Excuse me, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer? Homer who?
Bart: Homer... Sexual.
Moe: Just a minute.
[announces to the bar]
Moe: Uhh Homer Sexual? Aw come on! One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
[Patrons laugh]
Homer Simpson: [laughing] Don't look at me.