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EDWolfe
17 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 40
United States
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Assume your partner's ready for you to enter him/her when s/he's really not.
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Quote by sluttytwenties
gotta love skinny dipping


Yep, especially in the middle of summer.
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Friend with benefits--that at least allows repeat sessions.

From this point on, would you rather have a hundred relationships that each last no more than a month, or only one relationship that lasts forever?
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Intrude into board meetings with very visible sound equipment, saying it's for "the good of the people."
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You have your friendly close encounter, but they have no concept of personal space.

I wish people including me could legally walk around nude, but without the requirement to do so.
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I just started reading erotica on the Internet shortly after high school. I felt they gave me much more depth to the scenario by reading the story as opposed to seeing a video or a picture series--although I enjoy those from time to time; they allow me to invent a story behind them.
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Can I borrow your cell phone? I promised I'd call my parents when I found the man/woman of my dreams.

(Adapted from this: "Can I borrow a quarter? I promised I'd call my parents when I found the man/woman of my dreams.")
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I'd say yes, to both a male and female clone. It's a good way to see how good you really are. Plus, there's also the Woody Allen quote.

Quote by Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.


On some level, you have to love who you are, after all.
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I was part of a group of people who broke a Guinness World Record--Most People Nude in Water Simultaneously. (Listed on AANR as the World Record Skinny-Dip.)
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Gasp and strike every person who asks you a question.

"What did you want for lunch?"

<gasp><punch> "How dare you!"
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Red shorts, black T-shirt. Wish I could be nude, though.
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I have never done it.

Ever have sex in the kitchen of a restaurant?
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Drag around a dead animal (skunk, horse, etc.) and say it's necessary for you to perform your tasks.
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Windows: A theme of pictures I took at the local park.

Linux: A picture of the Master Sword I found online. (Yes, my avatar is a cropped version of that picture.)

EDIT: I should mention that's from Legend of Zelda for those of you who aren't familiar with the reference.

Phone: Same as Linux.
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I was told I had a surprise guest in my room. When I got in, there she was.
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Innocent.

Had sex where a hospital visit was involved. (i.e. sprained your back, lost a toy, etc.)
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